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Re: Would You As A Man by MissRaine69(f): 1:21pm On Nov 07, 2018 |
TonyeBarcanista:How so? |
Re: Would You As A Man by AryEmber(f): 1:25pm On Nov 07, 2018 |
MissRaine69:If, Should, When. As long as I know, not happening. 1 Like |
Re: Would You As A Man by DissTroy(m): 1:44pm On Nov 07, 2018 |
MissRaine69: Now you had to be explicit. Let all of the whitish goo come out - sperm and all. Who wants to walk around the thought of being a quasi-eunuch tap-dancing on the edge of the mind like a contestant auditioning for the a Got Talent opportunity? ...And your choice of words make it worse - "...CUT one very small vessel...". Cut what? Lift my scrotum, hold my balls with a scalpel dangling over them searching for where to slice? Not on this God's green earth! There must be other less-traumatising options we can go for. 1 Like |
Re: Would You As A Man by MissRaine69(f): 2:20pm On Nov 07, 2018 |
DissTroy:Would it help if I did it? ![]() You don’t have to look for the tube I know exactly where it is. And no I don’t have to lift the balls up at all. Gently positioning them to the side , one ball at a time and job done in mins. |
Re: Would You As A Man by DissTroy(m): 2:43pm On Nov 07, 2018 |
MissRaine69: Yeah right. That's exactly what folks in the medical field get taught when being trained: "Calm the patient down even if he'd die eventually." "One ball at a time..." then you slice. ![]() I think the main fear is, what if something wrong happens and you slice the wrong tube, cut a vein or tissue and my glorious erection never juts out again proclaiming my virility? What would happen then? What if...? Whoever the missus is going to be, I'd love her enough to do anything but love is considerate so she should consider my phallus. No way, MissRaine. It'd take more than your gentle hands with the most feathery touches to convince me. 1 Like |
Re: Would You As A Man by Nobody: 5:11pm On Nov 07, 2018 |
myettiallah:to save my life on the operating table yes. but for family planning. hell no, let him have a vasectomy. it is cheaper and less risky |
Re: Would You As A Man by MissRaine69(f): 6:16pm On Nov 07, 2018 |
DissTroy:I have never worked on a phallus before. I certainly won’t pick the wrong part ![]() I have to explain things to you in a very calm manner. Sweet smile included. |
Re: Would You As A Man by 2buffagain(m): 6:19pm On Nov 07, 2018 |
We will simply take the woman to the hospital, give her an implant AND stick a T-bone up her cunt. Case closed. |
Re: Would You As A Man by MissRaine69(f): 7:26pm On Nov 07, 2018 |
2buffagain:It helps to actually read the post AND then comment. |
Re: Would You As A Man by DissTroy(m): 8:14pm On Nov 07, 2018 |
MissRaine69: Yeah... Exactly what all mechanics say before ruining our generators. Wait a minute... About the phalluses you worked on; you anesthetized them? Which Nigerian man would even let you put a scalpel on his balls? 1 Like |
Re: Would You As A Man by theSpark(m): 8:21pm On Nov 07, 2018 |
I don't think I can do it Sounds like a traumatic procedure. One can never tell the future so I'll prefer to keep my stick in working condition. What if we decide to have a kid in our old age or something? From here it's a big no. Unless I have a wife who bewitches me |
Re: Would You As A Man by samysmoothfresh: 8:27pm On Nov 07, 2018 |
MissRaine69: obviously! Least i can do is master the ever reliable act of pulling out we'd both be saved from trauma case solved case closed 1 Like |
Re: Would You As A Man by MissRaine69(f): 12:16am On Nov 08, 2018 |
DissTroy:Depends on what I was doing If it was an examination then no need to anaesthetise them , vasectomy yes it can be general or local anaesthetics. I am not a mechanic and I have not ruined any phalluses they all work. These hands are magic hands. |
Re: Would You As A Man by MissRaine69(f): 12:17am On Nov 08, 2018 |
samysmoothfresh:Reliable? Really? It takes only 1 little swimmer And most don’t know that there is sperm in pre-cum. |
Re: Would You As A Man by MissRaine69(f): 12:21am On Nov 08, 2018 |
theSpark:How is it traumatic? And having a vasectomy has no bearings on your ability to ejaculate or have an erection. |
Re: Would You As A Man by Jaqenhghar: 12:32am On Nov 08, 2018 |
Maybe ![]() |
Re: Would You As A Man by Nobody: 4:14am On Nov 08, 2018 |
MissRaine69:I first got a good insight into this idea, when I found myself in a class of some students in College. I believe they should be medicine student. So I stopped being sceptical about that issue, I also have an associate in his late thirties who did it, he lives his normal life, mind you he is not married. To your question. Based on the condition you stated, having it won't be an issue for me. |
Re: Would You As A Man by franozx: 6:12am On Nov 08, 2018 |
after doing that and my wife finds out, she will start filling like deputy-mary. I can't biko |
Re: Would You As A Man by MissRaine69(f): 3:05pm On Nov 08, 2018 |
franozx:What does my post actually say? |
Re: Would You As A Man by MissRaine69(f): 3:08pm On Nov 08, 2018 |
Grayjoy:He has his reasons and without him telling you we can’t assume. A vasectomy is a lot safer than a woman a full/partial hysterectomy there is this unfounded fear that the procedure will have an impact on how a phallus works but that is not the case.Everything works after a vasectomy. |
Re: Would You As A Man by Nobody: 4:15pm On Nov 08, 2018 |
MissRaine69:He gave me his reasons cause I pressed for it. He has 3 kids already, he got his first kid at 18, the young man is now in College, the second is around 15-16, preparing for the upcoming WAEC, the third is around 8-9, all are from different women. He doesn't intend getting married. The few times he tried it didn't work out. He is a chronic womanizer. So he told me his reasons although I didn't state it yet. |
Re: Would You As A Man by Fatherofdragons: 4:57pm On Nov 08, 2018 |
MissRaine69: Ofcourse I'll do it as long as it is reversible. |
Re: Would You As A Man by Fatherofdragons: 4:59pm On Nov 08, 2018 |
ju |
Re: Would You As A Man by MissRaine69(f): 9:57pm On Nov 08, 2018 |
Grayjoy:He does not want any more kicks makes sense But HIV is real |
Re: Would You As A Man by MissRaine69(f): 9:58pm On Nov 08, 2018 |
Fatherofdragons:It is |
Re: Would You As A Man by Nobody: 10:29pm On Nov 08, 2018 |
MissRaine69:LOL. HIV? That doesn't scare him. What he is trying to avoid is that he doesn't want any lady to abort pregnancy for him anymore. The last one was hell. These ladies keep rushing for him although some knows he is a womanizer. |
Re: Would You As A Man by MissRaine69(f): 12:29pm On Nov 09, 2018 |
Grayjoy:Well maybe he is one of those men who actually found out that they are positive and go around spreading HIV. In this day and age to sleep with many women unprotected and not expect to catch something is just blantant fuckery |
Re: Would You As A Man by Nobody: 7:01pm On Nov 09, 2018 |
MissRaine69:Based on the last test we did, he is not positive. We did the test together, that was around May, according to him, he doesn't climax When using a condom. So he doesn't use it at all. |
Re: Would You As A Man by MissRaine69(f): 7:51pm On Nov 09, 2018 |
Grayjoy:And you are aware that issue he mentioned is a case of mind over matter. The market of condoms has a lot to offer....from the thickest to barely there products |
Re: Would You As A Man by Nobody: 9:02pm On Nov 09, 2018 |
MissRaine69:Mind over matter? I can't process that line. Sounds to me like a riddle. Make it clearer please. |
Re: Would You As A Man by MissRaine69(f): 1:38pm On Nov 10, 2018 |
Grayjoy:He thinks he won’t climax before he even starts he won’t as he has anticipated the failure |
Re: Would You As A Man by Nobody: 11:05pm On Nov 10, 2018 |
MissRaine69:I needed a clearer message like this. That is because, to me you like speaking in riddles. Although I got the "mind over matter" phrase in this direction, I wanted a clearer write up. Anyway, according to him (I wasn't there), he tried it severally, the outcome is that he will keep hitting hard on the lady until he is completely drained and short of "gas". |
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