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What Is Your Hostage Value? by KOWA: 3:44pm On Jul 21, 2010 |
With so much kidnapping going on in Nigeria today, have you ever thought to calculate your hostage value? Read more on this issue here http://www.kowaparty.org/blog/2010/07/19/10-what-is-your-hostage-value |
Re: What Is Your Hostage Value? by Nobody: 3:45pm On Jul 21, 2010 |
I'm too precious to be kidnapped, PERIOD! |
Re: What Is Your Hostage Value? by r231(m): 3:50pm On Jul 21, 2010 |
^^^^let me catch you |
Re: What Is Your Hostage Value? by Nobody: 3:53pm On Jul 21, 2010 |
More like the other way around |
Re: What Is Your Hostage Value? by Nobody: 3:58pm On Jul 21, 2010 |
Ileke-IdI: Funny! That is precisely why they want to kidnap you. Because you are so damn precious! And if by any chance you have American accent, then may God help you. |
Re: What Is Your Hostage Value? by r231(m): 3:58pm On Jul 21, 2010 |
Oh oh Now I am scared |
Re: What Is Your Hostage Value? by Nobody: 4:00pm On Jul 21, 2010 |
Aigbofa:I see,anywaz, wont be going to the East anytime soo. . . . so. . . Ekiti State is safe enough for moi |
Re: What Is Your Hostage Value? by Nobody: 4:01pm On Jul 21, 2010 |
I won't be of any value to any kidnapper that kidnapped me. |
Re: What Is Your Hostage Value? by Nobody: 4:06pm On Jul 21, 2010 |
~Bluetooth: |
Re: What Is Your Hostage Value? by r231(m): 4:07pm On Jul 21, 2010 |
Ileke-IdI: now i have the upper hand |
Re: What Is Your Hostage Value? by Nobody: 4:13pm On Jul 21, 2010 |
r231: LOL no you dont |
Re: What Is Your Hostage Value? by r231(m): 4:15pm On Jul 21, 2010 |
^^^^dats what you fink i get mouth for the whole Ekiti o lol |
Re: What Is Your Hostage Value? by Nobody: 4:17pm On Jul 21, 2010 |
LOL if you're not omo Ekiti, you dont have any say [mouth] in my state |
Re: What Is Your Hostage Value? by EzeUche(m): 4:17pm On Jul 21, 2010 |
Nigerians with American or British accents should not be worried. Looking at the kidnapping incidences, it seems like they are kidnapping people who stay in Nigeria, not Nigerians from the diaspora. |
Re: What Is Your Hostage Value? by Nobody: 4:21pm On Jul 21, 2010 |
EzeUche: Is that right? Wait until they kidnap you and ask for the ransom to be paid in dollars. Everbody should be worried. |
Re: What Is Your Hostage Value? by r231(m): 4:21pm On Jul 21, 2010 |
Ileke-IdI: 100% Ekiti even the governor is from my town |
Re: What Is Your Hostage Value? by Nobody: 4:22pm On Jul 21, 2010 |
r231: Are you serious? Dont lie to me, mr man |
Re: What Is Your Hostage Value? by Nobody: 4:23pm On Jul 21, 2010 |
EzeUche:cash is the potential factor here,so anybody can be victim. |
Re: What Is Your Hostage Value? by r231(m): 4:25pm On Jul 21, 2010 |
^^^^^why would i want to lie Ifaki Ekiti - google it (whateva the name of the oba is, dats my surname) |
Re: What Is Your Hostage Value? by Nobody: 4:26pm On Jul 21, 2010 |
r231:Well that's nice, you know. I was expecting you to act like a typical ekiti. i.e EL Razur |
Re: What Is Your Hostage Value? by r231(m): 4:28pm On Jul 21, 2010 |
Ileke-IdI: iro o mi o ni agidi |
Re: What Is Your Hostage Value? by coalcoal1(m): 5:48pm On Jul 21, 2010 |
I am worth 1 cent |
Re: What Is Your Hostage Value? by dayokanu(m): 8:20pm On Jul 21, 2010 |
The kidnappers go lose when I begin chop dem food |
Re: What Is Your Hostage Value? by Nobody: 8:30pm On Jul 21, 2010 |
dayokanu:then there is no need kidnapping somebody like you cuz na serious shortage |
Re: What Is Your Hostage Value? by Ceekay(m): 8:31pm On Jul 21, 2010 |
dayokanu: You neva jam First 3 days na food you go chop, Next 3 days na your shi.t |
Re: What Is Your Hostage Value? by dayokanu(m): 8:52pm On Jul 21, 2010 |
^^ When i go begin toast dem make dem recruit me, Say na work i dey find before dem kidnap me, I ready write aptitude test and submit CV sef |
Re: What Is Your Hostage Value? by ElRazur: 9:30pm On Jul 21, 2010 |
Should we kidnap seun? According to becomerich, this website is worth almost a billion or something. So it makes sense to kidnap seun and take the admin keys off him. Who's with me? I will conduct the operation from my base here. |
Re: What Is Your Hostage Value? by shotster50(m): 2:00am On Jul 22, 2010 |
"Kidnapping" is a strong word. I prefer to think of it as "Surprise Adoption" |
Re: What Is Your Hostage Value? by Nobody: 2:27am On Jul 22, 2010 |
ElRazur:seun,you berra inform the IG of police of a potential kidnapping on you so that he can deploy 10 000 mopol for you |
Re: What Is Your Hostage Value? by jamace(m): 7:09am On Jul 22, 2010 |
"Kidnapping" is a strong word. I prefer to think of it as "Surprise Adoption" Your preferred word is too flowery and a long cut. Why not take the short cut |
Re: What Is Your Hostage Value? by Elaineh: 8:11am On Jul 22, 2010 |
Hmmm, that's a tough one to pinpoint. Several trillion sha o, dollars that is, lol. |
Re: What Is Your Hostage Value? by hermosa(f): 12:54pm On Jul 22, 2010 |
my cousins think i'll go for N24 on thr hostage market |
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