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Growing Pains. . . by EfemenaXY: 5:21pm On Jul 24, 2010
A father asked his 10-year old son if he knew about the birds and the bees (s. ex)

'I don't want to know,' the child said, bursting into tears. 'Promise me you
won't tell me.'

Confused, the father asked what was wrong.

The boy sobbed, 'When I was six, I got the 'There's no Easter Bunny' speech.

At seven, I got the 'There's no Tooth Fairy' speech.

When I was eight, you hit me with the 'There's no Santa Father Christmas' speech.

If you're going to tell me that grown-ups don't really get laid, I'll have NOTHING left to live for.'
Re: Growing Pains. . . by blacksta(m): 5:30pm On Jul 24, 2010
grin

First to Ja si


off topic


You had a really long sleep  - or was it the Night Job  lol
Re: Growing Pains. . . by EfemenaXY: 7:38pm On Jul 24, 2010
Lol!!

No, I don't do night jobs o! - just had a busy weekend (always do)

now stay on topic pls. . . wink
Re: Growing Pains. . . by blacksta(m): 7:41pm On Jul 24, 2010
I know what i want - unlike you - i dont know - the more you roll with me - u will learn.
Re: Growing Pains. . . by EfemenaXY: 7:46pm On Jul 24, 2010
Gosh!!

make up your mind man - which is it??

d'you know what you want?

or

you don't know what you want?

now which is it - hmmm??
Re: Growing Pains. . . by blacksta(m): 7:48pm On Jul 24, 2010
You cant win? It is impossible  - If you mess with black  - I warn you now  - I will Annihilate you .


Mind is far more superior - ha ha
Re: Growing Pains. . . by EfemenaXY: 7:52pm On Jul 24, 2010
<raises eyebrows>

dream on baby tongue
Re: Growing Pains. . . by Dyt(f): 7:53pm On Jul 24, 2010
me v cm again o i dont always get it mayb i ll v 2 read 4rm anoda angle
Re: Growing Pains. . . by blacksta(m): 7:56pm On Jul 24, 2010
We have never met or spoken before  ( dont know but i doubt it  ). But there are things i can make  you do  - it sounds strange but it is true.


In the game  - I am the master manipulator  - lol


You want more or u want back away.
Re: Growing Pains. . . by Nobody: 8:01pm On Jul 24, 2010
Its _xy everywhere, looks like I woke up in an opposite world
Re: Growing Pains. . . by EfemenaXY: 8:04pm On Jul 24, 2010
sting_224:

Its _xy everywhere, looks like I woke up in an opposite world

Sting!! I don miss u wella!! - how you dey??  cheesy cheesy

Dyt:

me v cm again o i dont always get it mayb i ll v 2 read 4rm anoda angle

Babes, I think you're right on this one - read it from another angle  wink

blacksta:

We have never met or spoken before  ( dont know but i doubt it  ). But there are things i can make  you do  - it sounds strange but it is true.


In the game  - I am the master manipulator  - lol


You want more or u want back away.

Really? Tell me more - what sort of things can you make me do??
and yes - I want more, so bring it on pls. . . tongue
Re: Growing Pains. . . by blacksta(m): 8:08pm On Jul 24, 2010
ok - somebody is looking to start what they cant hope to finish
angry
Re: Growing Pains. . . by EfemenaXY: 8:09pm On Jul 24, 2010
Bring it on baby. . .
Re: Growing Pains. . . by blacksta(m): 8:12pm On Jul 24, 2010
So we dont derail the thread - Meet me on the roof top - please bear in mind there are barriers to hold you back from falling.
Re: Growing Pains. . . by Nobody: 8:16pm On Jul 24, 2010
I'm fine oo, I just dey. wow I had to check my address bar to make sure I was in the real nairaland. nice one, hope I get to read all of them soon.
Re: Growing Pains. . . by EfemenaXY: 8:19pm On Jul 24, 2010
^^hehehe

Sting, I'm only learning from you guys - that's all cheesy cheesy

but good to see you again sha wink
Re: Growing Pains. . . by Nobody: 8:29pm On Jul 24, 2010
good to be back. for now i think
Re: Growing Pains. . . by EfemenaXY: 8:31pm On Jul 24, 2010
^^ cool smiley
Re: Growing Pains. . . by skyndyp(f): 4:48pm On Jul 26, 2010
Lord have mercy shocked
Re: Growing Pains. . . by EfemenaXY: 4:51pm On Jul 26, 2010
why na? sad

U nor like the joke
Re: Growing Pains. . . by D1KeleVra(m): 5:03pm On Jul 26, 2010
i like am smiley
Re: Growing Pains. . . by EfemenaXY: 5:04pm On Jul 26, 2010
^^ Cheers D1
Re: Growing Pains. . . by skyndyp(f): 5:05pm On Jul 26, 2010
I like am cheesy
Re: Growing Pains. . . by D1KeleVra(m): 5:06pm On Jul 26, 2010
Efe I just dey play. . . I no like am. . . Skyndyp no dey copy me smiley
Re: Growing Pains. . . by EfemenaXY: 5:10pm On Jul 26, 2010
Lol - Okay then. . .

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