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| Singles Advert by EfemenaXY: 11:07am On Jul 25, 2010 |
SINGLE BLACK FEMALE seeks male companionship, ethnicity unimportant. I'm a very good girl who LOVES to play. I love long walks in the woods, riding in your pickup truck, hunting, camping and fishing trips, cozy winter nights lying by the fire. Candlelight dinners will have me eating out of your hand. I'll be at the front door when you get home from work wearing only what nature gave me. Call (404) 875-6420 and ask for Daisy, I'll be waiting, . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Over 15,000 men called and found themselves talking to the Atlanta Dogs home. |
| Re: Singles Advert by EfemenaXY: 11:08am On Jul 25, 2010 |
C'mon y'all - what did you think this post was about??  |
| Re: Singles Advert by Nobody: 12:27pm On Jul 25, 2010 |
Hi Efe,  The Single Black Female is a Dog. See how some men are easily deceived. Nice one! |
| Re: Singles Advert by Ejike3: 12:39pm On Jul 25, 2010 |
Eyah: Because those men know that women are DOGs, but never knew they live at the Atlanta Dogs Home.  |
| Re: Singles Advert by Nobody: 1:36pm On Jul 25, 2010 |
Ejike3:  And what do you think of those men? |
| Re: Singles Advert by blacksta(m): 2:03pm On Jul 25, 2010 |
shakes head ^^ at these special ladies |
| Re: Singles Advert by Nobody: 3:58pm On Jul 25, 2010 |
Be careful on shaking your head, u might loosen some screw. |
| Re: Singles Advert by bibs(f): 5:26pm On Jul 25, 2010 |
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| Re: Singles Advert by romsky: 8:27pm On Jul 25, 2010 |
hmm una dey really try to take over abi |
| Re: Singles Advert by Ejike3: 8:45pm On Jul 25, 2010 |
I always go with my screw driver as mine do slack occasionally  . It does not matter as long as the head is still attached on the neck. |
| Re: Singles Advert by EfemenaXY: 8:48pm On Jul 25, 2010 |
blacksta: Thanks for the compliment romsky: Nope, no one's trying to take over anything - we're all just going with the flow  |
| Re: Singles Advert by Nobody: 11:27am On Jul 26, 2010 |
nice |
| Re: Singles Advert by EfemenaXY: 11:33am On Jul 26, 2010 |
Thanks Sting!  |
| Re: Singles Advert by stud9(m): 11:36am On Jul 26, 2010 |
Lol always thanking people |
| Re: Singles Advert by EfemenaXY: 11:45am On Jul 26, 2010 |
That's b/cos 1. When someone takes the time & effort to read a joke and leaves a nice comment behind 2. It's nice & polite to show some appreciation. **It's not something I expect you to understand though** |
| Re: Singles Advert by stud9(m): 11:50am On Jul 26, 2010 |
Na today |
| Re: Singles Advert by EfemenaXY: 11:52am On Jul 26, 2010 |
Stay on topic pls. . . |
| Re: Singles Advert by stud9(m): 11:55am On Jul 26, 2010 |
Singles advert |
| Re: Singles Advert by Amigoz(f): 5:35pm On Jul 26, 2010 |
@ Efe Did any of the guys purchase a dog |
| Re: Singles Advert by EfemenaXY: 5:39pm On Jul 26, 2010 |
^^ Lol! I think a couple of nland guys fell for it **but they won't admit it though. . .** |
| Re: Singles Advert by Moyola(f): 7:08pm On Jul 26, 2010 |
Typical of 'em! they wunt admit naa! |
| Re: Singles Advert by dani1luv: 8:18pm On Jul 26, 2010 |
I called the number  . .and erhm erhm |
| Re: Singles Advert by EfemenaXY: 8:26pm On Jul 26, 2010 |
Dani!!  I'm totally shocked |
| Re: Singles Advert by dani1luv: 8:38pm On Jul 26, 2010 |
Dont mind me didnt read this b4 i called d number Efemena_xy: Buh actually i never spoke to a dog as the numba wasnt available. . . .And if I did i would sue you |
| Re: Singles Advert by EfemenaXY: 8:56pm On Jul 26, 2010 |
**places hand over mouth, so as not to laugh . . .** **a little giggle escapes . . .** **giggles uncontrollably. . .** ROFLMAO!! Oh Dani!!. . .LOL!! |
| Re: Singles Advert by blacksta(m): 9:03pm On Jul 26, 2010 |
Is the Dog still available ? |
| Re: Singles Advert by dani1luv: 9:09pm On Jul 26, 2010 |
Efemena_xy:hmmmmmn. . |
| Re: Singles Advert by EfemenaXY: 9:28pm On Jul 26, 2010 |
**clutches her chest** **gasping desperately for air** Dani, Dani. . .honestly. . .I didn't mean to laugh  so, did u speak to the dog then?? |
| Re: Singles Advert by blacksta(m): 9:32pm On Jul 26, 2010 |
dont ignore me - Left u gift upstairs cheers |
| Re: Singles Advert by EfemenaXY: 9:34pm On Jul 26, 2010 |
^^babes - no dey expose yourself too much for nland I dey try tell you say your trouser don tear for back. . . Now stay on topic pls  |
| Re: Singles Advert by blacksta(m): 9:37pm On Jul 26, 2010 |
Na so - If my trouser - u fit sow am no be u tear am |
| Re: Singles Advert by EfemenaXY: 9:42pm On Jul 26, 2010 |
Na all the eggs and beans u eat this morning cause am **Desperately sprays room with fly-killer** |
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