| Crazy, Crazy, Lagos by Ishilove: 8:18pm On Nov 18, 2018 |
Lagos my Lagos  I think the craziest thing I've ever done was to sit on someone's legs until he cried for mercy and left the seat for me. 4 Likes 2 Shares 
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| Re: Crazy, Crazy, Lagos by chukslawrence(m): 8:21pm On Nov 18, 2018 |
I sat on a Lady's laps unknowingly. 1 Like |
| Re: Crazy, Crazy, Lagos by Nobody: 8:36pm On Nov 18, 2018 |
That's why I love 042 like crazy. Very calm, cool and collected place. The tranquility is next to none. I can't survive in Lagos and Abuja. Rowdy cities. 1 Like |
| Re: Crazy, Crazy, Lagos by calliope(f): 8:59pm On Nov 18, 2018 |
The woman with the slippers story got me cracking loud  Very relatable! 1 Like |
| Re: Crazy, Crazy, Lagos by CAPSLOCKED: 9:08pm On Nov 18, 2018 |
Ishilove:
I think the craziest thing I've ever done was to sit on someone's legs until he cried for mercy and left the seat for me. AS THE GENTLE MAN SHEEP THAT HE IS  |
| Re: Crazy, Crazy, Lagos by CAPSLOCKED: 9:08pm On Nov 18, 2018 |
HAPPY NOW?
WITH SOMEONE LIKE ME YOU'LL STAND TILL YOUR SOUL LEAVES YOUR BODY. |
| Re: Crazy, Crazy, Lagos by Ishilove: 9:09pm On Nov 18, 2018 |
CAPSLOCKED:
AS THE GENTLE [s]MAN[/] SHEEP THAT HE IS You forgot to edit this |
| Re: Crazy, Crazy, Lagos by hahn(m): 9:09pm On Nov 18, 2018 |
These are the reasons why I don't miss Lagos. Too much open eye over nothing 1 Like 1 Share |
| Re: Crazy, Crazy, Lagos by Ishilove: 9:13pm On Nov 18, 2018 |
computergeek:
That's why I love 042 like crazy. Very calm, cool and collected place. The tranquility is next to none. I can't survive in Lagos and Abuja. Rowdy cities. Abuja is not rowdy compared to Lagos 2 Likes |
| Re: Crazy, Crazy, Lagos by Ishilove: 9:17pm On Nov 18, 2018 |
hahn:
These are the reasons why I don't miss Lagos. Too much open eye over nothing Over nothing?? One bus for 50 people is not 'nothing'. Only the strong survive on the streets |
| Re: Crazy, Crazy, Lagos by Nobody: 9:17pm On Nov 18, 2018 |
I hate Lagos due to the stress. The state, generally, is too rough.
The influx of many people, who are seeking better business and/or professional opportunities, into different places in the state almost on a daily basis has led to the problem of population explosion, along with the attendant challenges of noise pollution, traffic congestion, among others.
I can't settle down in Lagos. It's simply too rough, boisterous and busy for my liking.
I prefer a quiet neighborhood, where there will be some quiet for my daily meditations. 1 Like |
| Re: Crazy, Crazy, Lagos by Nobody: 9:17pm On Nov 18, 2018 |
Ishilove:
Abuja is not rowdy compared to Lagos But it's a mad place compared to Enugu. PH and Owerri are also two crazily rowdy towns. But I know Lagos is the ultimate king of congested cities. 2 Likes 1 Share |
| Re: Crazy, Crazy, Lagos by hahn(m): 9:18pm On Nov 18, 2018 |
Ishilove:
Over nothing?? One bus for 50 people is not 'nothing'. Only the strong survive on the streets Mtchewww. Look at who is talking about "the streets" like you have ever been in it |
| Re: Crazy, Crazy, Lagos by Ishilove: 9:52pm On Nov 18, 2018 |
hahn:
Mtchewww. Look at who is talking about "the streets" like you have ever been in it I have a rough idea of how the streets are. Gerrarahere  |
| Re: Crazy, Crazy, Lagos by hahn(m): 11:18pm On Nov 18, 2018 |
Ishilove:
I have a rough idea of how the streets are. Gerrarahere Woman I used to sleep on a bench and look at the stars. Getthefuckouttahere 1 Like 
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| Re: Crazy, Crazy, Lagos by Nobody: 11:20pm On Nov 18, 2018 |
Ishilove:
I have a rough idea of how the streets are. Gerrarahere Ishi my Love - The only woman I have ever loved after Missy89 I have been trying to get the attention of Missy89 but she's in love with her white neighbour who lives across her street in VA, USA. The white guy does not like Missy89 but he's in love with Tiwa Savage. Tiwa, although a "cheerful giver" - is crushing on Wizkid. Wizkid - though boinking Tiwa & already with 3 baby mamas - is also crushing on Ishilove. Ishilove - a beautiful & intelligent mother of 2 is crushing on Naptu2. Naptu2 - a responsible Uncle & a father crushing on Pocohantas. Pocohantas - Hmmmmmm (according to LuciferKristi pim pim pim pim pim) is crushing on TonyeBarcanista. TonyeBarcanista - a former APC e-chieftain but now a diehard e-PDP chieftain (because of Makarfi) is crushing on Bobrisky. Hahahahahaaaa! Bobrisky - a cross-dressing werey is crushing on Paul Okoye of P-Square. Paul Okoye though married - is crushing on Mizmycoli. Mizmycoli, my married ex e-girlfriend - is crushing on Dr. Festus Fadeyi. Dr. Festus Fadeyi Oloro - a multi-billionaire is crushing on Toke Makinwa. Toke Makinwa - a shameless feminist come Olosho - is crushing on Dino Melaye. Dino Melaye - a radical thug & Senator is crushing on ibkayee. Ibkayee - an Amerikan-based nerd is crushing on Edimolu. Edimolu - a heavyweight Olosho master is crushing on Folake4u. Folake4u - A coded pim pim pim pim pim is crushing on Ganduje. Hahahahaaa! Ganduje (aka Gandollar) is crushing on Beremx. Beremx - my married former e-girlfriend is crushing on Cramjones aka FFK. FFK - "as unstable as water" and a deputy commander of Biafra is crushing on Lauretta Onochie. Lauretta Onochie - our resident palm wine tapper is crushing on Donald Trump. Donald Trump (aka Grab them by the Pvssy) is crushing on Theresa May. Theresa May (aka Mrs. Novichok) is crushing on Emmanuel Macron. Emmanuel Macron - a protégée of Fela Anikulapo Ganja is crushing on the Croatian President - Kolinda Grabar-Kitarovic. Kolinda Grabar-Kitarovic - a woman like kingkong is crushing on Lucasbalo aka AbbeyBailey. Lucasbalo - a Chicago-based hedge-fund manager is crushing on Cossy Orjiakor. Cossy Orjiakor - a mobile bosom exhibitionist is crushing on Gazzuzz. Gazzuzz - a British-trained auto mechanic is crushing on Revontuli. Revontuli - an European based Oyinbo with a very soft skin is crushing Mohammadu Buhari. Mohammadu Buhari - a lifeless pim pim pim pim pim (according to Trump) is crushing on Angela Merkel of "Western Germany" Angela Merkel - the mother of EU is crushing on Vladimir Putin. Now, we must pay attention here. Vladimirovich Putin - an ex KGB, the husband of Amerika, Israel & Britain is focused on the "Avangard" - a Russian hypersonic glide vehicle capable of flying over Mach 20 – 24,700km/h, or 4 miles per second – which can be launched by the formidable "Sarmat RS-28" intercontinental ballistic missile and reach Washington DC in a mere 15 minutes, flying in a cloud of plasma “like a meteorite” – that can neither be intercepted nor stopped by any existing missile defense system on the planet – and which General John Hyten (head of US Strategic Command) warned Amerika about, saying: “We don’t have any defense that could deny the employment of such a weapon against us.” https://www.military.com/daily-news/2018/03/20/stratcom-chief-worries-amid-claims-unstoppable-russian-missile.htmlAnd that makes Vladimirovich Putin of Moskow - The champion & master of Planet Earth. Hahahahahaaaa! Goodnyte!  12 Likes 7 Shares 
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| Re: Crazy, Crazy, Lagos by Ishilove: 8:03am On Nov 19, 2018 |
Zoharariel:
Ishi my Love - The only woman I have ever loved after Missy89
I have been trying to get the attention of Missy89 but she's in love with her white neighbour who lives across her street in VA, USA.
The white guy does not like Missy89 but he's in love with Tiwa Savage.
Tiwa, although a "cheerful giver" - is crushing on Wizkid.
Wizkid - though boinking Tiwa & already with 3 baby mamas - is also crushing on Ishilove.
Ishilove - a beautiful & intelligent mother of 2 is crushing on Naptu2.
Naptu2 - a responsible Uncle & a father crushing on Pocohantas.
Pocohantas - Hmmmmmm (according to LuciferKristi pim pim pim pim pim) is crushing on TonyeBarcanista.
TonyeBarcanista - a former APC e-chieftain but now a diehard e-PDP chieftain (because of Makarfi) is crushing on Bobrisky. Hahahahahaaaa!
Bobrisky - a cross-dressing werey is crushing on Paul Okoye of P-Square.
Paul Okoye though married - is crushing on Mizmycoli.
Mizmycoli, my married ex e-girlfriend - is crushing on Dr. Festus Fadeyi.
Dr. Festus Fadeyi Oloro - a multi-billionaire is crushing on Toke Makinwa.
Toke Makinwa - a shameless feminist come Olosho - is crushing on Dino Melaye.
Dino Melaye - a radical thug & Senator is crushing on ibkayee.
Ibkayee - an Amerikan-based nerd is crushing on Edimolu.
Edimolu - a heavyweight Olosho master is crushing on Folake4u.
Folake4u - A coded pim pim pim pim pim is crushing on Ganduje. Hahahahaaa!
Ganduje (aka Gandollar) is crushing on Beremx.
Beremx - my married former e-girlfriend is crushing on Cramjones aka FFK.
FFK - "as unstable as water" and a deputy commander of Biafra is crushing on Lauretta Onochie.
Lauretta Onochie - our resident palm wine tapper is crushing on Donald Trump.
Donald Trump (aka Grab them by the Pvssy) is crushing on Theresa May.
Theresa May (aka Mrs. Novichok) is crushing on Emmanuel Macron.
Emmanuel Macron - a protégée of Fela Anikulapo Ganja is crushing on the Croatian President - Kolinda Grabar-Kitarovic.
Kolinda Grabar-Kitarovic - a woman like kingkong is crushing on Lucasbalo aka AbbeyBailey.
Lucasbalo - a Chicago-based hedge-fund manager is crushing on Cossy Orjiakor.
Cossy Orjiakor - a mobile bosom exhibitionist is crushing on Gazzuzz.
Gazzuzz - a British-trained auto mechanic is crushing on Revontuli.
Revontuli - an European based Oyinbo with a very soft skin is crushing Mohammadu Buhari.
Mohammadu Buhari - a lifeless pim pim pim pim pim (according to Trump) is crushing on Angela Merkel of "Western Germany"
Angela Merkel - the mother of EU is crushing on Vladimir Putin.
Now, we must pay attention here.
Vladimirovich Putin - an ex KGB, the husband of Amerika, Israel & Britain is focused on the "Avangard" - a Russian hypersonic glide vehicle capable of flying over Mach 20 – 24,700km/h, or 4 miles per second – which can be launched by the formidable "Sarmat RS-28" intercontinental ballistic missile and reach Washington DC in a mere 15 minutes, flying in a cloud of plasma “like a meteorite” – that can neither be intercepted nor stopped by any existing missile defense system on the planet – and which General John Hyten (head of US Strategic Command) warned Amerika about, saying: “We don’t have any defense that could deny the employment of such a weapon against us.”
https://www.military.com/daily-news/2018/03/20/stratcom-chief-worries-amid-claims-unstoppable-russian-missile.html
And that makes Vladimirovich Putin of Moskow - The champion & master of Planet Earth. Hahahahahaaaa!
Goodnyte! I can't believe I read this to the end. Werey ni bobo yi sha 4 Likes 2 Shares 
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| Re: Crazy, Crazy, Lagos by TonyeBarcanista(m): 8:32am On Nov 19, 2018 |
Zoharariel:
Ishi my Love - The only woman I have ever loved after Missy89
I have been trying to get the attention of Missy89 but she's in love with her white neighbour who lives across her street in VA, USA.
The white guy does not like Missy89 but he's in love with Tiwa Savage.
Tiwa, although a "cheerful giver" - is crushing on Wizkid.
Wizkid - though boinking Tiwa & already with 3 baby mamas - is also crushing on Ishilove.
Ishilove - a beautiful & intelligent mother of 2 is crushing on Naptu2.
Naptu2 - a responsible Uncle & a father crushing on Pocohantas.
Pocohantas - Hmmmmmm (according to LuciferKristi pim pim pim pim pim) is crushing on TonyeBarcanista.
TonyeBarcanista - a former APC e-chieftain but now a diehard e-PDP chieftain (because of Makarfi) is crushing on Bobrisky. Hahahahahaaaa!
Bobrisky - a cross-dressing werey is crushing on Paul Okoye of P-Square.
Paul Okoye though married - is crushing on Mizmycoli.
Mizmycoli, my married ex e-girlfriend - is crushing on Dr. Festus Fadeyi.
Dr. Festus Fadeyi Oloro - a multi-billionaire is crushing on Toke Makinwa.
Toke Makinwa - a shameless feminist come Olosho - is crushing on Dino Melaye.
Dino Melaye - a radical thug & Senator is crushing on ibkayee.
Ibkayee - an Amerikan-based nerd is crushing on Edimolu.
Edimolu - a heavyweight Olosho master is crushing on Folake4u.
Folake4u - A coded pim pim pim pim pim is crushing on Ganduje. Hahahahaaa!
Ganduje (aka Gandollar) is crushing on Beremx.
Beremx - my married former e-girlfriend is crushing on Cramjones aka FFK.
FFK - "as unstable as water" and a deputy commander of Biafra is crushing on Lauretta Onochie.
Lauretta Onochie - our resident palm wine tapper is crushing on Donald Trump.
Donald Trump (aka Grab them by the Pvssy) is crushing on Theresa May.
Theresa May (aka Mrs. Novichok) is crushing on Emmanuel Macron.
Emmanuel Macron - a protégée of Fela Anikulapo Ganja is crushing on the Croatian President - Kolinda Grabar-Kitarovic.
Kolinda Grabar-Kitarovic - a woman like kingkong is crushing on Lucasbalo aka AbbeyBailey.
Lucasbalo - a Chicago-based hedge-fund manager is crushing on Cossy Orjiakor.
Cossy Orjiakor - a mobile bosom exhibitionist is crushing on Gazzuzz.
Gazzuzz - a British-trained auto mechanic is crushing on Revontuli.
Revontuli - an European based Oyinbo with a very soft skin is crushing Mohammadu Buhari.
Mohammadu Buhari - a lifeless pim pim pim pim pim (according to Trump) is crushing on Angela Merkel of "Western Germany"
Angela Merkel - the mother of EU is crushing on Vladimir Putin.
Now, we must pay attention here.
Vladimirovich Putin - an ex KGB, the husband of Amerika, Israel & Britain is focused on the "Avangard" - a Russian hypersonic glide vehicle capable of flying over Mach 20 – 24,700km/h, or 4 miles per second – which can be launched by the formidable "Sarmat RS-28" intercontinental ballistic missile and reach Washington DC in a mere 15 minutes, flying in a cloud of plasma “like a meteorite” – that can neither be intercepted nor stopped by any existing missile defense system on the planet – and which General John Hyten (head of US Strategic Command) warned Amerika about, saying: “We don’t have any defense that could deny the employment of such a weapon against us.”
https://www.military.com/daily-news/2018/03/20/stratcom-chief-worries-amid-claims-unstoppable-russian-missile.html
And that makes Vladimirovich Putin of Moskow - The champion & master of Planet Earth. Hahahahahaaaa!
Goodnyte! Bobwetin? Yuck! |
| Re: Crazy, Crazy, Lagos by ibkayee(f): 8:48am On Nov 19, 2018 |
Zoharariel:
Ishi my Love - The only woman I have ever loved after Missy89
I have been trying to get the attention of Missy89 but she's in love with her white neighbour who lives across her street in VA, USA.
The white guy does not like Missy89 but he's in love with Tiwa Savage.
Tiwa, although a "cheerful giver" - is crushing on Wizkid.
Wizkid - though boinking Tiwa & already with 3 baby mamas - is also crushing on Ishilove.
Ishilove - a beautiful & intelligent mother of 2 is crushing on Naptu2.
Naptu2 - a responsible Uncle & a father crushing on Pocohantas.
Pocohantas - Hmmmmmm (according to LuciferKristi pim pim pim pim pim) is crushing on TonyeBarcanista.
TonyeBarcanista - a former APC e-chieftain but now a diehard e-PDP chieftain (because of Makarfi) is crushing on Bobrisky. Hahahahahaaaa!
Bobrisky - a cross-dressing werey is crushing on Paul Okoye of P-Square.
Paul Okoye though married - is crushing on Mizmycoli.
Mizmycoli, my married ex e-girlfriend - is crushing on Dr. Festus Fadeyi.
Dr. Festus Fadeyi Oloro - a multi-billionaire is crushing on Toke Makinwa.
Toke Makinwa - a shameless feminist come Olosho - is crushing on Dino Melaye.
Dino Melaye - a radical thug & Senator is crushing on ibkayee.
Ibkayee - an Amerikan-based nerd is crushing on Edimolu.
Edimolu - a heavyweight Olosho master is crushing on Folake4u.
Folake4u - A coded pim pim pim pim pim is crushing on Ganduje. Hahahahaaa!
Ganduje (aka Gandollar) is crushing on Beremx.
Beremx - my married former e-girlfriend is crushing on Cramjones aka FFK.
FFK - "as unstable as water" and a deputy commander of Biafra is crushing on Lauretta Onochie.
Lauretta Onochie - our resident palm wine tapper is crushing on Donald Trump.
Donald Trump (aka Grab them by the Pvssy) is crushing on Theresa May.
Theresa May (aka Mrs. Novichok) is crushing on Emmanuel Macron.
Emmanuel Macron - a protégée of Fela Anikulapo Ganja is crushing on the Croatian President - Kolinda Grabar-Kitarovic.
Kolinda Grabar-Kitarovic - a woman like kingkong is crushing on Lucasbalo aka AbbeyBailey.
Lucasbalo - a Chicago-based hedge-fund manager is crushing on Cossy Orjiakor.
Cossy Orjiakor - a mobile bosom exhibitionist is crushing on Gazzuzz.
Gazzuzz - a British-trained auto mechanic is crushing on Revontuli.
Revontuli - an European based Oyinbo with a very soft skin is crushing Mohammadu Buhari.
Mohammadu Buhari - a lifeless pim pim pim pim pim (according to Trump) is crushing on Angela Merkel of "Western Germany"
Angela Merkel - the mother of EU is crushing on Vladimir Putin.
Now, we must pay attention here.
Vladimirovich Putin - an ex KGB, the husband of Amerika, Israel & Britain is focused on the "Avangard" - a Russian hypersonic glide vehicle capable of flying over Mach 20 – 24,700km/h, or 4 miles per second – which can be launched by the formidable "Sarmat RS-28" intercontinental ballistic missile and reach Washington DC in a mere 15 minutes, flying in a cloud of plasma “like a meteorite” – that can neither be intercepted nor stopped by any existing missile defense system on the planet – and which General John Hyten (head of US Strategic Command) warned Amerika about, saying: “We don’t have any defense that could deny the employment of such a weapon against us.”
https://www.military.com/daily-news/2018/03/20/stratcom-chief-worries-amid-claims-unstoppable-russian-missile.html
And that makes Vladimirovich Putin of Moskow - The champion & master of Planet Earth. Hahahahahaaaa!
Goodnyte! I’m not American based dear, I’m based in the UK 1 Like |
| Re: Crazy, Crazy, Lagos by edimolu(m): 8:54am On Nov 19, 2018 |
Zoharariel:
Ishi my Love - The only woman I have ever loved after Missy89
I have been trying to get the attention of Missy89 but she's in love with her white neighbour who lives across her street in VA, USA.
The white guy does not like Missy89 but he's in love with Tiwa Savage.
Tiwa, although a "cheerful giver" - is crushing on Wizkid.
Wizkid - though boinking Tiwa & already with 3 baby mamas - is also crushing on Ishilove.
Ishilove - a beautiful & intelligent mother of 2 is crushing on Naptu2.
Naptu2 - a responsible Uncle & a father crushing on Pocohantas.
Pocohantas - Hmmmmmm (according to LuciferKristi pim pim pim pim pim) is crushing on TonyeBarcanista.
TonyeBarcanista - a former APC e-chieftain but now a diehard e-PDP chieftain (because of Makarfi) is crushing on Bobrisky. Hahahahahaaaa!
Bobrisky - a cross-dressing werey is crushing on Paul Okoye of P-Square.
Paul Okoye though married - is crushing on Mizmycoli.
Mizmycoli, my married ex e-girlfriend - is crushing on Dr. Festus Fadeyi.
Dr. Festus Fadeyi Oloro - a multi-billionaire is crushing on Toke Makinwa.
Toke Makinwa - a shameless feminist come Olosho - is crushing on Dino Melaye.
Dino Melaye - a radical thug & Senator is crushing on ibkayee.
Ibkayee - an Amerikan-based nerd is crushing on Edimolu.
Edimolu - a heavyweight Olosho master is crushing on Folake4u.
Folake4u - A coded pim pim pim pim pim is crushing on Ganduje. Hahahahaaa!
Ganduje (aka Gandollar) is crushing on Beremx.
Beremx - my married former e-girlfriend is crushing on Cramjones aka FFK.
FFK - "as unstable as water" and a deputy commander of Biafra is crushing on Lauretta Onochie.
Lauretta Onochie - our resident palm wine tapper is crushing on Donald Trump.
Donald Trump (aka Grab them by the Pvssy) is crushing on Theresa May.
Theresa May (aka Mrs. Novichok) is crushing on Emmanuel Macron.
Emmanuel Macron - a protégée of Fela Anikulapo Ganja is crushing on the Croatian President - Kolinda Grabar-Kitarovic.
Kolinda Grabar-Kitarovic - a woman like kingkong is crushing on Lucasbalo aka AbbeyBailey.
Lucasbalo - a Chicago-based hedge-fund manager is crushing on Cossy Orjiakor.
Cossy Orjiakor - a mobile bosom exhibitionist is crushing on Gazzuzz.
Gazzuzz - a British-trained auto mechanic is crushing on Revontuli.
Revontuli - an European based Oyinbo with a very soft skin is crushing Mohammadu Buhari.
Mohammadu Buhari - a lifeless pim pim pim pim pim (according to Trump) is crushing on Angela Merkel of "Western Germany"
Angela Merkel - the mother of EU is crushing on Vladimir Putin.
Now, we must pay attention here.
Vladimirovich Putin - an ex KGB, the husband of Amerika, Israel & Britain is focused on the "Avangard" - a Russian hypersonic glide vehicle capable of flying over Mach 20 – 24,700km/h, or 4 miles per second – which can be launched by the formidable "Sarmat RS-28" intercontinental ballistic missile and reach Washington DC in a mere 15 minutes, flying in a cloud of plasma “like a meteorite” – that can neither be intercepted nor stopped by any existing missile defense system on the planet – and which General John Hyten (head of US Strategic Command) warned Amerika about, saying: “We don’t have any defense that could deny the employment of such a weapon against us.”
https://www.military.com/daily-news/2018/03/20/stratcom-chief-worries-amid-claims-unstoppable-russian-missile.html
And that makes Vladimirovich Putin of Moskow - The champion & master of Planet Earth. Hahahahahaaaa!
Goodnyte! Lol, dunno what to say...have your fun!! |
| Re: Crazy, Crazy, Lagos by folake4u(f): 11:45am On Nov 19, 2018 |
Zoharariel:
Ishi my Love - The only woman I have ever loved after Missy89
I have been trying to get the attention of Missy89 but she's in love with her white neighbour who lives across her street in VA, USA.
The white guy does not like Missy89 but he's in love with Tiwa Savage.
Tiwa, although a "cheerful giver" - is crushing on Wizkid.
Wizkid - though boinking Tiwa & already with 3 baby mamas - is also crushing on Ishilove.
Ishilove - a beautiful & intelligent mother of 2 is crushing on Naptu2.
Naptu2 - a responsible Uncle & a father crushing on Pocohantas.
Pocohantas - Hmmmmmm (according to LuciferKristi pim pim pim pim pim) is crushing on TonyeBarcanista.
TonyeBarcanista - a former APC e-chieftain but now a diehard e-PDP chieftain (because of Makarfi) is crushing on Bobrisky. Hahahahahaaaa!
Bobrisky - a cross-dressing werey is crushing on Paul Okoye of P-Square.
Paul Okoye though married - is crushing on Mizmycoli.
Mizmycoli, my married ex e-girlfriend - is crushing on Dr. Festus Fadeyi.
Dr. Festus Fadeyi Oloro - a multi-billionaire is crushing on Toke Makinwa.
Toke Makinwa - a shameless feminist come Olosho - is crushing on Dino Melaye.
Dino Melaye - a radical thug & Senator is crushing on ibkayee.
Ibkayee - an Amerikan-based nerd is crushing on Edimolu.
Edimolu - a heavyweight Olosho master is crushing on Folake4u.
Folake4u - A coded pim pim pim pim pim is crushing on Ganduje. Hahahahaaa!
Ganduje (aka Gandollar) is crushing on Beremx.
Beremx - my married former e-girlfriend is crushing on Cramjones aka FFK.
FFK - "as unstable as water" and a deputy commander of Biafra is crushing on Lauretta Onochie.
Lauretta Onochie - our resident palm wine tapper is crushing on Donald Trump.
Donald Trump (aka Grab them by the Pvssy) is crushing on Theresa May.
Theresa May (aka Mrs. Novichok) is crushing on Emmanuel Macron.
Emmanuel Macron - a protégée of Fela Anikulapo Ganja is crushing on the Croatian President - Kolinda Grabar-Kitarovic.
Kolinda Grabar-Kitarovic - a woman like kingkong is crushing on Lucasbalo aka AbbeyBailey.
Lucasbalo - a Chicago-based hedge-fund manager is crushing on Cossy Orjiakor.
Cossy Orjiakor - a mobile bosom exhibitionist is crushing on Gazzuzz.
Gazzuzz - a British-trained auto mechanic is crushing on Revontuli.
Revontuli - an European based Oyinbo with a very soft skin is crushing Mohammadu Buhari.
Mohammadu Buhari - a lifeless pim pim pim pim pim (according to Trump) is crushing on Angela Merkel of "Western Germany"
Angela Merkel - the mother of EU is crushing on Vladimir Putin.
Now, we must pay attention here.
Vladimirovich Putin - an ex KGB, the husband of Amerika, Israel & Britain is focused on the "Avangard" - a Russian hypersonic glide vehicle capable of flying over Mach 20 – 24,700km/h, or 4 miles per second – which can be launched by the formidable "Sarmat RS-28" intercontinental ballistic missile and reach Washington DC in a mere 15 minutes, flying in a cloud of plasma “like a meteorite” – that can neither be intercepted nor stopped by any existing missile defense system on the planet – and which General John Hyten (head of US Strategic Command) warned Amerika about, saying: “We don’t have any defense that could deny the employment of such a weapon against us.”
https://www.military.com/daily-news/2018/03/20/stratcom-chief-worries-amid-claims-unstoppable-russian-missile.html
And that makes Vladimirovich Putin of Moskow - The champion & master of Planet Earth. Hahahahahaaaa!
Goodnyte! Hei gawd! |
| Re: Crazy, Crazy, Lagos by edimolu(m): 2:29pm On Nov 19, 2018 |
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| Re: Crazy, Crazy, Lagos by revontuli(f): 10:48pm On Nov 20, 2018 |
You got it all mixed up. I'm crushing on Putin not Buhari lmao Zoharariel:
Ishi my Love - The only woman I have ever loved after Missy89
I have been trying to get the attention of Missy89 but she's in love with her white neighbour who lives across her street in VA, USA.
The white guy does not like Missy89 but he's in love with Tiwa Savage.
Tiwa, although a "cheerful giver" - is crushing on Wizkid.
Wizkid - though boinking Tiwa & already with 3 baby mamas - is also crushing on Ishilove.
Ishilove - a beautiful & intelligent mother of 2 is crushing on Naptu2.
Naptu2 - a responsible Uncle & a father crushing on Pocohantas.
Pocohantas - Hmmmmmm (according to LuciferKristi pim pim pim pim pim) is crushing on TonyeBarcanista.
TonyeBarcanista - a former APC e-chieftain but now a diehard e-PDP chieftain (because of Makarfi) is crushing on Bobrisky. Hahahahahaaaa!
Bobrisky - a cross-dressing werey is crushing on Paul Okoye of P-Square.
Paul Okoye though married - is crushing on Mizmycoli.
Mizmycoli, my married ex e-girlfriend - is crushing on Dr. Festus Fadeyi.
Dr. Festus Fadeyi Oloro - a multi-billionaire is crushing on Toke Makinwa.
Toke Makinwa - a shameless feminist come Olosho - is crushing on Dino Melaye.
Dino Melaye - a radical thug & Senator is crushing on ibkayee.
Ibkayee - an Amerikan-based nerd is crushing on Edimolu.
Edimolu - a heavyweight Olosho master is crushing on Folake4u.
Folake4u - A coded pim pim pim pim pim is crushing on Ganduje. Hahahahaaa!
Ganduje (aka Gandollar) is crushing on Beremx.
Beremx - my married former e-girlfriend is crushing on Cramjones aka FFK.
FFK - "as unstable as water" and a deputy commander of Biafra is crushing on Lauretta Onochie.
Lauretta Onochie - our resident palm wine tapper is crushing on Donald Trump.
Donald Trump (aka Grab them by the Pvssy) is crushing on Theresa May.
Theresa May (aka Mrs. Novichok) is crushing on Emmanuel Macron.
Emmanuel Macron - a protégée of Fela Anikulapo Ganja is crushing on the Croatian President - Kolinda Grabar-Kitarovic.
Kolinda Grabar-Kitarovic - a woman like kingkong is crushing on Lucasbalo aka AbbeyBailey.
Lucasbalo - a Chicago-based hedge-fund manager is crushing on Cossy Orjiakor.
Cossy Orjiakor - a mobile bosom exhibitionist is crushing on Gazzuzz.
Gazzuzz - a British-trained auto mechanic is crushing on Revontuli.
Revontuli - an European based Oyinbo with a very soft skin is crushing Mohammadu Buhari.
Mohammadu Buhari - a lifeless pim pim pim pim pim (according to Trump) is crushing on Angela Merkel of "Western Germany"
Angela Merkel - the mother of EU is crushing on Vladimir Putin.
Now, we must pay attention here.
Vladimirovich Putin - an ex KGB, the husband of Amerika, Israel & Britain is focused on the "Avangard" - a Russian hypersonic glide vehicle capable of flying over Mach 20 – 24,700km/h, or 4 miles per second – which can be launched by the formidable "Sarmat RS-28" intercontinental ballistic missile and reach Washington DC in a mere 15 minutes, flying in a cloud of plasma “like a meteorite” – that can neither be intercepted nor stopped by any existing missile defense system on the planet – and which General John Hyten (head of US Strategic Command) warned Amerika about, saying: “We don’t have any defense that could deny the employment of such a weapon against us.”
https://www.military.com/daily-news/2018/03/20/stratcom-chief-worries-amid-claims-unstoppable-russian-missile.html
And that makes Vladimirovich Putin of Moskow - The champion & master of Planet Earth. Hahahahahaaaa!
Goodnyte! 3 Likes 2 Shares |
| Re: Crazy, Crazy, Lagos by ifyalways(f): 11:55pm On Nov 20, 2018 |
Why y'all have to quote that long post just to drop an emoticon or sentence Whatever happened to Cramjones, btw? My lagos story is not complete without mention of amala joints. 6 Likes |
| Re: Crazy, Crazy, Lagos by Obinkita(m): 7:19am On Nov 21, 2018 |
Eko is the breeding ground of plenty successful Nigerians.
Abuja is just learning 2 Likes |
| Re: Crazy, Crazy, Lagos by Ishilove: 6:35am On Nov 23, 2018 |
Obinkita:
Eko is the breeding ground of plenty successful Nigerians.
Abuja is just learning And plenty mentally stressed Nigerians as well. 1 Like |
| Re: Crazy, Crazy, Lagos by Ishilove: 6:37am On Nov 23, 2018 |
hahn:
Woman I used to sleep on a bench and look at the stars. Getthefuckouttahere Now you've upgraded to a couch? |
| Re: Crazy, Crazy, Lagos by ademoladeji(m): 10:38am On Jan 20, 2019 |
Ishilove:
And plenty mentally stressed Nigerians as well. 
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