yeah sure, i just wanted to be sure

lol, u are, so hw u been? seems u not a regular visitor 2 ur hi5 account

_{strolls into thread. Amused by some posts}
M&B
Touch and Follow
_{can't help but laugh. People got all sorts of ideas}

Just pray you don't use touch and follow for AIDS/STDs

i am fine dear, i do come there sometimes but not always

aids come only if u go suicide mision

touch and follow ??

acid go to yahoo messenger

oh, i cant right now, lost my password , but will leave u messages when i get it

ok dear no probs

nwiaz, nice talking 2 u, feeling sleepy nw, and ill def talk 2 u later ight

Acid drop and Romeo: happy happy 4 una.

Dr Dre: this thread na for big boys so if u re not one pls flyout. We no dey talk about bushmos here.

@ Dirax
When did it become a crime to express one's opinion on issues on Nairaland?
If you don't like my opinion, you should come up in a more constructive approach
If you can't do that, ignore the post, alright?
Don't just start with insults please.

Am sorry dr dre. i just got a little carried away. Am raelly sorry.

@ Dirax
Okay, no problem men
_{stretching out right hand for a handshake}

[center]Dirax,
I quite disagree 100% with your scientific guess. Just 'novel' can't stop the average naija guy, who knows his onions from getting what he wants in a girl. Common sense shows that the deal is even cheaper and simpler now that the babes are getting more civilized and acquainted with the modern trends in europe and america.
Pls, drop those charges lets think of a better thing, guy!![/center[flash=200,200][/flash]]

Dirax:

Acid drop and Romeo: happy happy 4 una.

Dr Dre: this thread na for big boys so if u re not one please flyout. We no dey talk about bushmos here.

y are u happy 4 us,

i bow ohhh

some peeps sef,

Dirax, why do you say it takes 1 minute to get a girl in the US? I am African American in the US and I beg the difference. If you find someone that you like then you make up your mind to know them a little further. There are still women in America that is looking for real love, not just Hollywood love or Novel love. Trust me I know, you have to be in my presence longer than 1 minute for me to make up my mind about you. Love is not easy, and I find it harder and harder looking for a Nigerian Man. Don't get me wrong, I have met some, but its been a minute. LOL

You aren’t far from the truth; Nigerian gals fantasize So much after reading the James Hadley Chase Series and other Romantic Novels

Na wah 4 all of unaooo.
@Ehis and Romeo: Happy hapy 4 d new found love thru the thread.
@Engr Oche: Maybe na village girls u dey talk about.
@Adaeze US: Really u may be in some part where some people are a little bit touchy ion issues of dating. But if you doubt me, when next I come to the US I will take u around and u see things for urself.

dirax, watz wrong with u mannnn, i said letz stick with acidrop, is that soooooooooooo difficult for you, and BTW no we didnt find love in your thread, we found it agez ago as friends, so don't put the credit on your thread *hissssssing*

Acid drop: Happy Happy 4 una sha. No harm meant.

tnx, i mean bout the acidrop thingy

of course wetin u expect a proper naija chicka need to mello and do say sheno sabi wetin u dey talk any guy who wants a gal and he finds it hard to get and u suppose cool down and thank ya star say she no cheap u gat to be patient u know den say the patient dog eats da fattest bone no lele(problem)ma eople 1 LOVE safe

Saddam:

You aren’t far from the truth; Nigerian gals fantasize So much after reading the James Hadley Chase Series and other Romantic Novels

did u just include Hadley chase in ur list of romance books? JHC novels are the opposite of romance infact all Hadley Chase romance scenes end up in tragedy

I don't know what ur "hard to get" means But I suspect u mean girls are not rushing to give u a BJ whenever you say hi to them.

Just kidding!

Fact is, just like every man, every woman carries in her head a sense of self-worth. How high or low this is depends on a whole lot of factors which include most importantly perception of physical qualities, family background, personal achievement and ambition. What fictions they read come in much later. This is the "value" we place on ourselves.

And Just like men, women must be convinced that the individual they are engaging in a mating situation has as much or higher "value" as their own before mating will be successful.

If it takes 1min to convince a woman you are worth her "value", you get her in 1min. If it takes 5years. You don't get her until after 5 years! This law has no geographical boundary.

I've seen ladies fight for my attention because they believe I'm worth their value (I'm personally convinced I'm not worth much at the moment but got lots of potential) and I've received some serious "ISHOs" from less "cool" women because they had no idea of what my "worth" is.

I'll post a formula that summaries the calculus of attraction if anyone is interested.

Wallahi Kaddey : please post the formula. I know calculus so the formula will not be a problem. However am also calling on the ladies that i i now need a girl i will get in the next two years because of my value. if it takes less yaers, better but the issue is am seriously searching. U can alugh at me but i have said the truth.

Ok Dirax and others interested. (People not interested can stop reading at this pont. This is VERY IMPORTANT!)

The "Calculus of Attraction".

Let us define the "Position of a woman receiving a male member in any manner as "P". A woman who doesn't even know you exist is put at "0". "CRIPPY" is when a woman finds you repulsive!

The rate at which a woman reaches "P" from value "0" is a function of the the man's physical attractiveness( A), wealth (W), and percieved power/ influence (I) and has practically nothing to do with his intelligence, morals, values or how nice he is. This relationship can be derived via classical "Ladder theory" and is expressed as:

dP/dt = aA+bW+cI

Where a, b and c are weighting factors. Empirical studies show that in general for all women, c>b>a, so power and wealth more strongly influence dP/dt.

Women who attain Position "P" for any man regardless of age or looks can fit into this theory if we generalize that the entity W, is really an expectation of wealth transfer over a given time frame, delta t. Then we can see that there is an equivalence between a woman who sleeps with a wealthy man who will transfer money and gifts over a long time period in return for continuous attention and an ordinary ho who sleeps with any poor man who pays the fees on short-time basis, implying:

W = (Money Transfered)/t or

W = (MT/t)

So the theory holds.

The formula can be generalized to all women by adding a term that tends to decrease dP/dt with age for the woman, but for now we can keep it simple by assuming that all the women we are interested in are under the age of, say , 32 a period most women have the most bargaining power.

Now, if we assume that the definition of "CRIPPY" is dP/dt => 0 i.e the time for the woman to assume position "P" approaches infinity or eternity (man never get to sleep with woman!)

0= aA+bW+cI

A=-(bW+cI)/a

A = (-b/a)W + (-c/a)I

This implies that if the man has enough wealth or perceived power (legitimate or not), then for a given woman not to sleep with this man, he would have to lack a good number of frontal teeth, weigh 400 lbs, and smell like a diseased farm pig!.

Now a practical example: Woman is on a train, where she has no way of ascertaining either W or I from simply looking at the man that is looking at her, so she assumes worst case low values. Since she assumes W and I to be low or non-existent (where any man making a middle class living is considered to be at low for both W and I), "A" would have to be very large (an amazing handsomeness) to get dP/dt positive. Hence, the man is considered "crippy!".

However, if the same man drives a year model imported sports car into the the reception of an art gallery and was introduced as a very successful corporate executive, he might be found so "attractive" by the very same woman.

Back to the man on the train. He knows that he has money and/or influence, and from experience knows that women like this are available to him almost at a whim. But he has no way to communicate his W or I accurately, and since his A is never usually a problem, he does not understand the impact of its low intrinsic value.

On the other hand men with actual low "W" and "I" values who can produce "virtual high" values for these entities can cause the woman to achieve position "P", since women have no way of differentiating between the virtual and real values of "W" and "I" if "t" is small. A practical example is telling a woman you are a GM (General Manager) when in fact you are a GM (gate man). But this "virtualization" usually work for only a short time ( i.e. "t" must be small).

So we can see that the definition "creepy" is really a non-existent concept, instead it's simply the result of an inability to communicate real or virtual W and I values in a public setting, or the unfortunate consequence of the rare man who has actual low A, I and W values, in which case "P" is very small, null or undefined!

Are u serious? and does that work for U?

Kaddey, i wonder for this kain calculus. even discrete mathematics is better.

@everyone, still expecting my calls from the babes in da house

Sorrry ladies
Not all guys are ready nowadays 4 ur hard 2 get especially those who are not into flirts.
many girls loose the right guys cos they want 2 play hard 2 get. Some of us no longer have time to waiste. Most of my friends including I left some ladies cos the want 2 play hard 2 get whereas we dont hav such childish time and most if not all want us back when the find out we are about settling with anther lady. Sorrry   ladies hard 2 get no longer work 4 most guys who are not playboys take note