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Federal Government Recruitment Interview by siapaya(m): 6:54pm On Jul 27, 2010
wink wink wink
Here's a story that might can help you to through the interview with Federal Government Recruiter

Applicant ( A )
Interviewer ( I )

1st applicant
I : How much is 100 naira + 100 naira
A : 250 Naira!
I : Sorry, you have the potential to be corruptor. We dont want you.

2nd applicant
I : How much is 100 naira + 100 naira
A : 150 Naira!
I : Sorry, you have the potential to decrease Federal Income. We dont want you.

3rd applicant
I : How much is 100 naira + 100 naira
A : Anyhow you want, sir!
I : You have just the character that we searching for, !! Congratulations!!!
Re: Federal Government Recruitment Interview by stud9(m): 7:31am On Jul 28, 2010
Dry jor
Re: Federal Government Recruitment Interview by Dyt(f): 5:26pm On Jul 28, 2010
wat can i say
Re: Federal Government Recruitment Interview by jokingmary(m): 12:53pm On Jul 29, 2010
Re: Federal Government Recruitment Interview by Dyt(f): 1:05pm On Jul 29, 2010
sorry?
Re: Federal Government Recruitment Interview by D1KeleVra(m): 1:33pm On Jul 29, 2010
where did u say u were from again, poster? sad
Re: Federal Government Recruitment Interview by StudioCFR(m): 2:52pm On Jul 29, 2010
so that u go kidnap am?
Re: Federal Government Recruitment Interview by D1KeleVra(m): 2:54pm On Jul 29, 2010
Stop using the daft side of ur brain mhan! sad
Re: Federal Government Recruitment Interview by StudioCFR(m): 2:57pm On Jul 29, 2010
go hug NAF BASE TRANSFORMER
Re: Federal Government Recruitment Interview by D1KeleVra(m): 3:00pm On Jul 29, 2010
You go hug shell oil rig transformer
Re: Federal Government Recruitment Interview by EfemenaXY: 3:07pm On Jul 29, 2010
Hmmm. . .

@poster - you're not Nigerian but you dey diss us. . .

why now??
Re: Federal Government Recruitment Interview by StudioCFR(m): 3:10pm On Jul 29, 2010
D1KeleVra:

You go hug shell oil rig transformer

na life u dey live so? Ewu!
Re: Federal Government Recruitment Interview by Ben13: 3:12pm On Jul 29, 2010
nice story
Re: Federal Government Recruitment Interview by clemcykul(f): 3:15pm On Jul 29, 2010
sharaaPP
Re: Federal Government Recruitment Interview by EfemenaXY: 3:19pm On Jul 29, 2010
Awful Joke angry angry
Re: Federal Government Recruitment Interview by siapaya(m): 8:35pm On Jul 30, 2010
bad one , okayy,
bad english also grin
I'll share picture only now, so no more horrible translation disturbing NL'ers eye wink
Re: Federal Government Recruitment Interview by hectorswag(m): 9:45pm On Jul 30, 2010
Studio CFR:

go hug NAF BASE TRANSFORMER
grin grin grin grin grin grin grin

D1KeleVra:

You go hug shell oil rig transformer
grin grin grin grin grin
walahi 2 of una ehn!! grin grin

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