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Spoil Body Ver 0.5 : Still Warming Up - by blacksta(m): 12:06pm On Jul 30, 2010
A Bloke desperate for the Loo, uses the ladies in a posh Hotel for a dump.He sits down, and sees 4 buttons, WW, WA, PP & ATR .
Curious, he presses WW, and is gently sprayed with warm water, then WA and a blast of warm air dries him, PP a powder puff which left him smelling and feeling fresh.
Feeling suitably pampered, he presses ATR,
He wakes up in Hospital a few days later, and the nurse says to him "ATR means Automatic Tampon Remover. Your C, k is under your pillow"
Re: Spoil Body Ver 0.5 : Still Warming Up - by EfemenaXY: 12:08pm On Jul 30, 2010
cheat!!

Saw this joke 3 years ago!

My colleague emailed it round the office!!

Try again black tongue
Re: Spoil Body Ver 0.5 : Still Warming Up - by blacksta(m): 12:10pm On Jul 30, 2010
Not possible - Make i check with my supplier - hold on - I no go pay for this Joke - I said fresh jokes only . lol grin
Re: Spoil Body Ver 0.5 : Still Warming Up - by EfemenaXY: 12:11pm On Jul 30, 2010
dem don cheat u (again) be dat lipsrsealed
Re: Spoil Body Ver 0.5 : Still Warming Up - by NaijaSisi(f): 12:14pm On Jul 30, 2010
still funny grin
Re: Spoil Body Ver 0.5 : Still Warming Up - by blacksta(m): 12:16pm On Jul 30, 2010
Naija_Sisi:

still funny grin

Glad you like it - Make i stop grin
Re: Spoil Body Ver 0.5 : Still Warming Up - by NaijaSisi(f): 12:17pm On Jul 30, 2010
Nor stop o! abegi continue jare!
Re: Spoil Body Ver 0.5 : Still Warming Up - by blacksta(m): 12:21pm On Jul 30, 2010
The next one will break your waist - You have been warned grin
Re: Spoil Body Ver 0.5 : Still Warming Up - by NaijaSisi(f): 12:21pm On Jul 30, 2010
ehn ive heard. . now lets see wat u got  tongue
Re: Spoil Body Ver 0.5 : Still Warming Up - by EfemenaXY: 12:22pm On Jul 30, 2010
really black??

oya drop d bomb make we see,
Re: Spoil Body Ver 0.5 : Still Warming Up - by cynthoney(f): 12:22pm On Jul 30, 2010
Blackie,go sleep angry

Not possible!

i wonder u get these jokes from

<yawns from boredom>

u re killing me,Efe take me out of here

too dry!!!
Re: Spoil Body Ver 0.5 : Still Warming Up - by EfemenaXY: 12:24pm On Jul 30, 2010
sorry black

Oya sis, come let's go. . .

**exits the thread with cynthoney**
Re: Spoil Body Ver 0.5 : Still Warming Up - by blacksta(m): 12:26pm On Jul 30, 2010
na wa ooo - I am trying my best to please all the fine ladies - The next thing you will want is my blood
Re: Spoil Body Ver 0.5 : Still Warming Up - by cynthoney(f): 12:37pm On Jul 30, 2010
even if we borrow ur blood,u kw how we can pay u back

Dyt still has some left over used pads,in case u hv forgotten

Some of ur jokes r really fantastic but some r too dry,

Efe help him wink
Re: Spoil Body Ver 0.5 : Still Warming Up - by hectorswag(m): 12:44pm On Jul 30, 2010
blacksta:

A Bloke desperate for the Loo, uses the ladies in a posh Hotel for a dump.He sits down, and sees 4 buttons, WW, WA, PP & ATR .
Curious, he presses WW, and is gently sprayed with warm water, then WA and a blast of warm air dries him, PP a powder puff which left him smelling and feeling fresh.
Feeling suitably pampered, he presses ATR,
He wakes up in Hospital a few days later, and the nurse says to him "ATR means Automatic Tampon Remover. Your C, k is under your pillow"
now i don't get that part, somebody pls explain
Re: Spoil Body Ver 0.5 : Still Warming Up - by blacksta(m): 1:38pm On Jul 30, 2010
My God ^^ U neva spoil body
Re: Spoil Body Ver 0.5 : Still Warming Up - by adamse(f): 2:08pm On Jul 30, 2010
^^^still wat does that mean
Re: Spoil Body Ver 0.5 : Still Warming Up - by Kunbee: 2:40am On Jul 31, 2010
*barfs*
Re: Spoil Body Ver 0.5 : Still Warming Up - by blacksta(m): 2:02pm On Aug 23, 2010
Kunbee:

*barfs*
shocked
Re: Spoil Body Ver 0.5 : Still Warming Up - by jokingmary(m): 2:38pm On Aug 23, 2010
Why do people call incantations jokes lipsrsealed
Re: Spoil Body Ver 0.5 : Still Warming Up - by blacksta(m): 4:21pm On Aug 23, 2010
jokingmary:

Why do people call incantations jokes lipsrsealed

Incantations ke ? Abi u don miss road - Hope u r not looking okija shrine
Re: Spoil Body Ver 0.5 : Still Warming Up - by larayat(f): 4:27pm On Aug 23, 2010
blacksta:

Incantations ke ? Abi u don miss road - Hope u r not looking okija shrine
quiiiiiiii.
Re: Spoil Body Ver 0.5 : Still Warming Up - by blacksta(m): 4:39pm On Aug 23, 2010
^^

Wetin be that na french or yoruba - lol
Re: Spoil Body Ver 0.5 : Still Warming Up - by larayat(f): 4:43pm On Aug 23, 2010
dat d new lang i just created.
Re: Spoil Body Ver 0.5 : Still Warming Up - by Kunbee: 11:44pm On Aug 23, 2010
blacksta:

shocked
cool

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