For the young men on Facebook who are struggling to cross the poverty line, if you want to be rich and successful, once you earn an income, divide it into two and give 50% to your girlfriends. Don't worry. Their vagina will make you a better person in future because there is gold in their pussy. Keep chasing girls all over the place, chase everything with breasts and vagina. There is dignity in it. Your parents and village people must be very proud of you.

After carrying concrete blocks at a building site from 9am to 6pm, you managed to scratch out N1500 from your boss as daily pay, please go to the nearest beer parlour and drink beer. Carry your friends along. They will finish one carton on your behalf and you will pay N2000 for 1 carton, even though you earned N1500. Don't worry, you are doing the right thing. That was how Donald Trump became wealthy.

Don't invest in your future. Keep clubbing. Try to look rich so that you can impress small girls. Don't help anybody in your family.

Spend all your money. Don't save anything. You can even maintain a platoon of needy girlfriends who don't add any value to your life.

If you do all these, you will make it in life.

Na so wan say make i buy her phone
Me:how much phone you wan buy?
Girl:#150000
Me:how much you get ?
Girl:15000.
Me:wait when you get #145000, make yu let me know,asin because yu call yurself ma galfriend ,yu go dey misbehave?god punish yu