A brand new store has just opened in New York City that sells Husbands.

When women go to choose a husband, they have to follow the instructions at the entrance:
"You may visit this store ONLY ONCE!

There are 6 floors and the value of the products increase as you ascend the flights.

You may choose any item from a particular floor, or may choose to go up to the next floor, but you CANNOT go back down except to exit the building"

So, a woman goes to the Husband Store to find a husband.

-The 1st floor sign on the door reads: Floor 1 - These men have jobs
-The 2nd floor sign on the door reads: Floor 2 - These men Have Jobs and Love Kids.
-The 3rd floor sign on the door reads: Floor 3 - These men Have Jobs, Love Kids and are extremely good looking.

"Wow," she thinks, but feels compelled to keep going.
-She goes to the 4th floor and the sign reads:
Floor 4 - These men Have Jobs, Love Kids, are Drop-dead Good Looking and Help with Housework.

"Oh, mercy me!" she exclaims, "I can hardly stand it!"
-Still, she goes to the 5th floor and sign reads:
Floor 5 - These men Have Jobs, Love Kids, are Drop-dead Gorgeous, help with Housework and Have a Strong Romantic Streak.

She is so tempted to stay, but she goes to the 6th floor and the sign reads:
-Floor 6 - You are visitor 31,456,012 to this floor.

There are no men on this floor.

This floor exists solely as proof that women are impossible to please.
Thank you for shopping at the Husband Store.

To avoid gender bias charges, the store's owner opens a New Wives store just across the street.

-The 1st first floor has wives that love s. ex.
-The 2nd floor has wives that love se. x and have money.
-The 3rd - 6th floors have never been visited

U try but i don hear am b4,

hmmm - okay look Romsky's thread (male bashing)

maybe you never see my latest additions (3) there and hopefully, you go like them

Ok now, make i go chop my fish come back ehn!!!

Enjoy!

I heard the 3rd floor has wives that love se. x, have money and like younger guys. I'll try that one

^^ Sting!!

u nor go ever change sha!

how u dey??

I dey Fine, _{as usual}. i no need ask you how u dey

^^ hehe

why now?

cos u dey fine, _obviously

yeah, that I am

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Dyt - stop doing that - looks like spam

U dey pity am?

good joke babe,like it

dis 1 don stale nah!

of course the joke go dey stale na - for unisex like you

How about Boyfriend store?

U dont hv to go 2 d store for that

they r everywhere and anywhere

the likes of studio,clems,D1,sledge,Ben-10,Blackie e.t.c

advantage:
1. they make u laugh till u cry
2.they r always der 4 u
3.u can beat them UP weneva u want
4.they can help u clean up and cook

flaws:
1.they r so gonna break your heart
2.they r neva faithful
3.sm of them r insane
4.most of them r fragile,they cant lift u up
5.all of them r harmless

so make your choice and i ll gv u their contact immediately
waiting

Lol!!

Yeah, tell 'em girl!!

Girlfirends store


ground floor - girls with no brains but can cook
1st floor - girls with no brains, cook , water the lawn
2nd floor -  ( Efe dyt, C_honey, Sky, ) girls that can nag to you death very quickly ( 0 to 100 mph in 5 secs)
3rd Floor - Fish tanks  - Most Popular with men
Exit Floor : I better stick with my wife - I am sure she will like our new fish tank - The tenth one

Ha hahah haha  - Funny as hell

ROFLMAO!! - I like this!

blacksta:

Girlfirends store


ground floor - girls with no brains but can cook
1st floor - girls with no brains, cook , water the lawn
2nd floor - ( Efe dyt, C_honey, Sky, ) girls that can nag to you death very quickly ( 0 to 100 mph in 5 secs)
3rd Floor - Fish tanks - Most Popular with men

Ha hahah haha - Funny as hell

Black - you're sooooooooo dead man!

Forgot to add



Exit Floor : I better stick with my wife - I am sure she will like our new fish tank - The tenth one.

who dash monkey wife

r u talking abt dat goat u told Efe u want to sell?

hw much? im interested

u kw,i can cook,water d lawn, do d other one

and above all im full of brains!!!

now i want to cook nw,need that goat

cynthoney:

who dash monkey wife

r u talking abt dat goat u told Efe u want to sell?

hw much? im interested

u kw,i can cook,water d lawn, do d other one

and above all im full of brains!!!

now i want to cook nw,need that goat

Oya come for another hug - and then we bbq the goat for dinner

what do u think,

good idea!

never heard anything better from u b4!!

Geez! i cant wait

I'll bring my hose and watering can along too

not gonna miss Black's garden BBQ. . .

come on girls - lets go there

Lol

don't forget the ice-cold drinks sha. . .

ice plenty

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