You are about to witness ur most thrilling harmattan experience ...

So, I do think we may have some "catch ups" to do...
First thing first���

This is the time to get ur sweaters ready...No bum_shorts�‍♀...No sleeveless�‍♂...The cold here could freeze someone...especially during the night����
I know this will surely affect my distinguished slay Queens...Buh hey!
its just for the season huni...u could get back to ur slaying career afterwards���

Get your lips gloss ..Not just for ladies..It's for everyone..A little of it would help prevent ur lips from drying up...
Buh dude, It's just a little..
Don't go about looking like bobrisky...
I didnor teach u datwan���

It's certainly not the time for short flayed skirts���...
Try that and the harmattan wind will give us "cinema" to watch...especially if you are wearing dirty....������

Go get more laundry clips...
if you really want your clothes to remain ur clothes���

Get ur vaseline...
Most creams have limited oil contstyle��� suggest u mix the two...And rub thoroughly...
Lest u will come out and in the next minute,u will be looking like fresh "Titus"...��
Do I really have to explain���

And hey! Slim ladies..
It's time to add some pounds...
This could be achieved with some tricks..
The drill is, Get ur big hand bag, add enough stones..���
The one u could carry o...�
This is simply to ensure that the violent wind doesn't carry u away...���
Last year, a certain slender lady was found in a married man's bed� allegedly carried there by Harmattan wind...��

Don't let henibodi deceive u with "weather for two"�‍♀�‍♂...Better get ur blanket...�
You are here to study..
You ain't a house warmer..
More over,
It's too early to start buying ab pills����
What did I just say���

You may start wearing glasses to protect ur eyes...���
Last year spoon entered somebody's eye���

Now Is the time you will wash ur Jean at 7 and still wear it to class at 8..���
The Harmattan could be useful in someway too...���

Better get a very loud alarm device...⏰⏰⏰
This season encourages laziness...�
You will wake up by 10am and still be feeling like the night just got started...�
Evil thoughts like
"Lemme just skip this class"
"I will still catch up"..
will start flowing in...
���
So, u just have to force urself to help urself..
Maka carry...���

This is certainly no time for heavy makeups...
Harmattan dust will still add it's own pancakes...
Making u look like Poorly fried bread borns..���

And guys..
Behold is the time we get to see real beauty...
My body is doing me somehow����..

This is the end of my story...���
Abegi stop�
Change ur style�����
Eeeeee�‍♂�‍♂
Anoda style���

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