1.Your tommy is bigger than your ass but u are there shouting you will only date a guy with six packs. My sister, you'll remain single until satan repents


2.Watching TV with a village girl is cool until she throws stone at the snake on the screen


3.*Lesbians are very Confused how can u buy Vibrator for 7k Wen Dick Is Free
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4.You have checked 25 girls in 1month and
no one has agreed. Can't you see
womanizing is not your calling.? Why not try
evangelism??


5.ME : "what is photosynthesis ?
SLAYQUEEN : "Actually, photosynthesis is a photo app used in editing a photo in a synthetic way"


6. Nigerians will apologize for insulting you
before they actually insult you E.g
"I'm sorry but you don't have sense"


7. You will take 30minutes to wet a girl,voom! Uguru(harmattan) will just dry her up in one seconds
This life is hard I swear


8.I KEEP WONDERING WHY JESUS DID NOT INCLUDE WOMAN AMONG HIS DISCIPLES.


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