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See The Massive Monitor Lizard I Killed in My Backyard by Hargbo(m): 6:48pm On Dec 12, 2018 |
I finally killed the Monitor lizard I have been monitoring for sometime in my Backyard... It was a subtle and Sneak kill... Immediately I saw the Monitor Lizard in my backyard through my Window, I rushed out with a shovel and I sneak behind the Shitty bastard With a two coach fence blocking the reptile line of vision and with my good shovel in my right hand, I jumped on top of the fence and pinned the Monitor Lizard down with the shovel i am holding when it was trying to escape but after 4 season of Flash, no lizard can outfast me and I requested for a cutlass from my younger sister to finish the Job. Lalasticlala choice of meat
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Re: See The Massive Monitor Lizard I Killed in My Backyard by Denikayan: 6:51pm On Dec 12, 2018 |
So village people can not stroll past your back yard again Better go make sacrifices in next 7days, or else.... |
Re: See The Massive Monitor Lizard I Killed in My Backyard by Hargbo(m): 6:53pm On Dec 12, 2018 |
Denikayan:or else what |
Re: See The Massive Monitor Lizard I Killed in My Backyard by Hargbo(m): 6:54pm On Dec 12, 2018 |
The Monitor Lizard after I skinned it Professionally
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Re: See The Massive Monitor Lizard I Killed in My Backyard by Hargbo(m): 6:55pm On Dec 12, 2018 |
During Roasting
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Re: See The Massive Monitor Lizard I Killed in My Backyard by Hargbo(m): 6:56pm On Dec 12, 2018 |
Served Hot with a Keg of P.W
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Re: See The Massive Monitor Lizard I Killed in My Backyard by Denikayan: 7:02pm On Dec 12, 2018 |
Hargbo: Have told you my own. Only hekp I can do for you now is to tell you what to do to avert the repercussions |
Re: See The Massive Monitor Lizard I Killed in My Backyard by JasonScoolari: 7:08pm On Dec 12, 2018 |
Some local champions under the guise of Animal Rights Association will come here to condemn this heroic act. Nice one Op, gain more nutrients. . 1 Like |
Re: See The Massive Monitor Lizard I Killed in My Backyard by Nobody: 7:08pm On Dec 12, 2018 |
Jesus H. Christ! God forbid!
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Re: See The Massive Monitor Lizard I Killed in My Backyard by Hargbo(m): 7:21pm On Dec 12, 2018 |
Denikayan:ok oo am all ears
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Re: See The Massive Monitor Lizard I Killed in My Backyard by Denikayan: 7:27pm On Dec 12, 2018 |
Hargbo: Buy black matured goat Pepper Vegtable oil Tin Tomatoe 1 Bowl of Garri 3 Bottle water Maggi, salt, ginger and Garlic I dozen of big size snail Fresh vegetables Roasted Fish The whole of a cow's tail Tooth pick and Serviette paper And Finally, 12.5kg of cooking gas Tie all this together and go put at Lekki round about. 1.30am sharp |
Re: See The Massive Monitor Lizard I Killed in My Backyard by Hargbo(m): 9:51pm On Dec 12, 2018 |
Denikayan:are you sure I am feeding the Village people or your Family, am soory sir, its not an insult, am just asking a question sir Oo...pls don't be offended Oo, are you sure you are not offended, sir please na don't take it personal na, Mo in Pe kema binu nau, Bros no vex na, am just asking a questinon o, haba na small thing u don dey vex, u don dey order for mor sacrificial offerings....I will do everything you ask me to do, but there is one issue, I don't have transport fare |
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