Kunbee:

Why u dey disturb me

define 'disturb' pls

blacksta:

why u dey run from me now

As how

makajibbz:


define 'disturb' pls

get out

i don call u tire - my voice don tire sef

Kunbee:

As how
get out

hehehe see yabbing

@makajibbz - no bite more than u fit chew

now do us all a favour and go suck your thumb. . .lol

Kunbee:


get out

for inside my house again.
yawa don gas out.

sharrap

blacksta:

i don call u tire - my voice don tire sef

pele

i won drop joke ooo, may una cleatr road

A department store
A really huge muscular guy with a bad stutter goes to a counter in a department store and asks, "W-w-w-where`s the m-m-m-men`s dep-p-p-partment?"
The clerk behind the counter just looks at him and says nothing.
The man repeats himself: "W-w-w-where`s the m-m-m-men`s dep-p-p-partment?" Again, the clerk doesn`t answer him.
The guy asks several more times: "W-w-w-where`s the m-m-m-men`s dep-p-p-partment?"
And the clerk just seems to ignore him. Finally, the guy is angry and storms off.
The customer who was waiting in line behind the guy asks the clerk, "why wouldn`t you answer that guy's question?"
The clerk answers, "-d-d-do you th-th-th-think I w-w-w-want to get b-b-b-beat up?!!"

This fellow is looking to buy a saw to cut down some trees in his back yard. He goes to a chainsaw shop and asks about various chainsaws. The dealer tells him, "Look, I have a lot of models, but why don't you save yourself a lot of time and aggravation and get the top-of-the-line model. This chainsaw will cut a hundred cords of wood for you in one day."

So, the man takes the chainsaw home and begins working on the trees. After cutting for several hours and only cutting two cords, he decides to quit. He thinks there is something wrong with the chainsaw. "How can I cut for hours and only cut two cords?" the man asks himself. "I will begin first thing in the morning and cut all day," the man tells himself. So, the next morning the man gets up at 4 am in the morning and cuts and cuts, and cuts till nightfall, and still he only manages to cut five cords.

The man is convinced this is a bad saw. "The dealer told me it would cut one hundred cords of wood in a day, no problem. I will take this saw back to the dealer," the man says to himself.
The very next day the man brings the saw back to the dealer and explains the problem. The dealer, baffled by the man's claim, removes the chainsaw from the case. The dealer says, "Hmm, it looks fine."
Then the dealer starts the chainsaw, to which the man responds,
"What's that noise?

The shopkeeper was dismayed when a brand new business much like his own opened up next door and erected a huge sign which read BEST DEALS.

He was horrified when another competitor opened up on his right, and announced its arrival with an even larger sign, reading LOWEST PRICES.

The shopkeeper was panicked, until he got an idea. He put the biggest sign of all over his own shop-it read, Main entrance.

It was many years ago since the embarrassing day when a young woman, with a baby in her arms, entered his butcher shop and confronted him with the news that the baby was his and asked what was he going to do about it? Finally he offered to provide her with free meat until the boy was 16. She agreed.

He had been counting the years off on his calendar, and one day the teenager, who had been collecting the meat each week, came into the shop and said, "I'll be 16 tomorrow."
"I know," said the butcher with a smile, "I've been counting too, tell your mother, when you take this parcel of meat home, that it is the last free meat she'll get, and watch the expression on her face."

When the boy arrived home he told his mother. The woman nodded and said, "Son, go back to the butcher and tell him I have also had free bread, free milk, and free groceries for the last 16 years and watch the expression on his face!"

A young man was walking through a supermarket to pick up a few things when he noticed an old lady following him around. Thinking nothing of it, he ignored her and continued on. Finally he went to the checkout line, but she got in front of him.
"Pardon me," she said, "I'm sorry if my staring at you has made you feel uncomfortable. It's just that you look just like my son, who just died recently."
"I'm very sorry," replied the young man, "is there anything I can do for you?"
"Yes," she said, "As I'm leaving, can you say 'Good bye, Mother!' ? It would make me feel so much better."
"Sure," answered the young man.
As the old woman was leaving, he called out, "Goodbye, Mother!"
As he stepped up to the checkout counter, he saw that his total was $127.50.
"How can that be?" he asked, "I only purchased a few things!"
"Your mother said that you would pay for her," said the clerk

Too many at once

dis time, I no bother read any of them

next time, give us the jokes in bite-sized man!! - u tink say na only u dey nland??

why I go wan use all my lunch bread dey read just your jokes??!!

yu dun wanna admit dah dey ar funny as hell.

honestly

I didn't bother to read them

maybe they're good - maybe they're not

point is, you gotta drip-feed your jokes. Don't rush in there with so many at once. . .

cos i gat too much, no need to manage em.
ar yu so lazy

take it or leave it man

the choice is yours. . .

Kunbee:

Why do i feel sleepy on this thread

and this is what happens when you post too many at once!!

but then again you be small boy - with time you go mature and learn how to control yourself. Nor dey release anyhow

**Mr cu.m quick**

Efemena_xy:

take it or leave it man

the choice is yours. . .

and this is what happens when you post too many at once!!

but then again you be small boy - with time you go mature and learn how to control yourself. Nor dey release anyhow

**Mr cu.m quick**

if u won laff, read am.
if u no want no disturb me, efe/effective.

mmssteeew.

awww. . .don't cry na!

I promise I go try read 1 of them later. . .

but 4 now, go wipe yourself - e be like say you don pi.s.s 4 body (again)

infact, no read again.
disappiah jooo ohhh

U no know where dey pain you??

**laffs wickedly**

efe, efe, efe, efe. ar u inluv wif me.

No.

* smiles wit happiness *

so, why yu dey disturb my pisss naw

hmmm

ehhen, that's better.

how e take betta?

Oh, I see - u prefer Efe to no talk abi?

no talkin, jus laffin.

sowi - not gonna read dem jokes

ok. bye bye.

Jokers