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Episode one
"where are you coming from"my father asked as i steped into the house

me: i.....i......i am co..ming from the church.. I stuttered

My sister who was sitting down watching the whole drama with her big mouth shouted " iro ni daddy o lo gba ball ni"

My dad: so you went to play ball since morning, i thought i told you not to go outside today.,,my dad yelled standing up from where he sat coming towards me with his three mouthed koboko that was specially bought because of me.......

Oh forgve my manners my name is Daniel but my friends calls me IRON BEANS , how i got iron beans as my nick name is a story for another day. Back to the intro, am eight years old (but if you see me you will think am fourteen years old because i have the body structure of a fourteen year old boy,am tall about em 4ft and i have 2 pack oh sorry 6 pac(na lie oo) back to the story.

As my father was coming towards me vividly angry with his three mouthed koboko, i was already crying because i knew my cup was full there was no way i wiil escape today that was the fifthenth time i wii commit an offence that week
as he got to where i was he started floging me, the first stroke of the cain met me between my spana cord and my back bone i shouted in (merlins voice when he wants to summon the dragon) ooooooh dragon me te ma sa ka sa su yapi yapi(na u sabi de remaining) i started shouting on top of my voice so any of our neighbor passing will hear my voice and come and beg my father to stop beating me . As if GOD heard my voice and directed one of our neigbor.papa emma.... Papa emma was our next door neighbor who lives with his familily in a two room apartment... Our house was a face me- i face you apartment .we were numbered up to the gallant soldiers killed buy boko haram terrorist in metele village guzumalla local governmrnt area. In borno state(may their soul rest in perfect peace ) back to the story
.our house was a storey building with a flat and a self contain with approximately about 19two rooms and 9 one rooms .our house was popularly called 94 egbe road sabon gari ,kano, kano state

back to the scene where my dad was floging me. Papa emma started knocking on our door. my sister went open the door for papa emma,,,,,, papa emma quickly entered our house and started begging my dad

papa emma,: baba esther abeg leave am na small boy . Papa emma said refering to my father...my father was popularly known as baba esther

my dad: this boy no dey no dey hear word. My father said still floging me all over my body (pidgin language was 94 egbe road official language)
whille i was shouting

me : daddy pleassse daddy pleassse i will not do it again

my dad later stopped flloging me because of papa emma and said to me

my dad: go inside and go and sleep ijiot, no food for you this night

me : running inside still crying profusely

my dad thanked papa emma and papa emma latter went to his house

LATER IN THE NIGHT

i was already sleeping whrn my sister came to wake me that my mum was calling me to cone and eat....

To be continued

Following, well done OP


Enuf gallop dey Egbe road sef

great start but I don't condone d act of one post/update per day, please make it like 3 per day and I'll keep supplying popcorn to every attendants here

Episode 2

i was already sleeping when my sister came to wake me that my mum was calling me to come and eat.my sister name is Ayobami she was 6 years older than me and she was in ss1 whlle i was in primary 4 .

My sister : daniel mummy is calling you to come and eat


i was just looking at her with angry face , i was still angry at her for rating me out. When she saw i did not answer her she went to tell my mum i was not comming .

Mysister: Mummy he said he is not comming i heard her said from inside.

I immiediately rushed outside because i was damn hungry


me : (running out side) it is a lie oooo i did say i am not comming ooo. I shouted


My mum saw my glommy face and asked what happened to me and i told her my dad beat me. She asked me what i did i told her.
And she told me i not to disobey my dad again. My mum was a trader she has a mini super market. I do not always see her i only get to see her in the morning before she goes to her shop and when she comes back in the night
She gave me my food, i ate and went back to sleep .....

NEXT DAY::::

The next day was sunday.
Sunday morning was one of the busiest day @ 94 ebge road you see people runing helter skelter trying to put one or two things together,so that they will not be late for church about 85% percent of 94 ebge road occupants were christains and they speak different languages ranging from
yoruba, igbos, uhrobo,igbira, itshekiri, idoma etc who lives as one irrespective of their tribe( they do fight sometimes ooo)but they manage thier misunderstanding well it doeosnt get past

" your father left yansh"

" sapankno wiii kill you and kiil your family"

"thunder fire ur blokus"

as so on and so on(SAY NO TO TRIBALISM AND RACISM) GOD BLESS YOU............


AT this juncture i wiil like to copy MY OGA ALAHAJI CENTINO. Men that guy really try for him story katakata street. He deserves two wraps of ukuale igbo and a hot plate of hot EBA and ogbono soup this morning Am ashwally looking up to him for an update from him today am very sure he will not bleep up today. If he eventually allows himself to be carried away by two bottle of stout and two plate of nkwobi this sunday like last sunda.y MUSA wiil give him one. I rest my case, back to the matter open and close baby oya yo ............ (Na u sabi d remaining)

MEET MY NEIBOS

i will like to start fom papa emma was an iliterate and a muderer of engliish (i no kno who teach am english) " emma have u boughted th tomamato" baba emma said refering to emma one day.
and his wife a kpomo(cow skin) seller mama emma, his chiidren were eight in number rangeing from emma his first son who is strong headed and a porn addict to issaac to joy to paulina to arboy to godwin to esther to eneh ....there was also baba funmi our care taker ,,our care takers chiidren were eight in numbers ranging from fummi who was one of my crushes, she was my sisters age though but i really like her but what i dont what i dont like about her is that she dont know how to sit down as a girl anytime she sits down her legs wiil be wider than river nile. I always know the color of pant she wears.) and to pascal who was my menthor and one of my patiners in crime .... And to ifeanyi a very funny guy who loves to do odd things like having garri and rice as his best food) and to ifunaya who was madly in love with me......

And there was also mama rasheed was my mohers best friend and she was also my mothres eyes and ears...she was an amebo(gosipper) any time i misbehave she was always the one to tell my mother .. Her children were just four in number ranging from rasheed who was a lion always angry .....to aishat who was one my flings and to mariam who was also one of my flings and to mosurat who was also one of my flings...............................................

TO......BE .......PROCEEDED..........WITH

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Ann2012:
Thanks for the update

you are welling com my lovely and sweet ANN

nice piece bro keep it rolling

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