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Feel Like A Woman! by EfemenaXY: 11:25pm On Aug 04, 2010 |
On a Trans-Atlantic flight, a plane passes through a severe storm. The turbulence is awful, and things go from bad to worse when one wing is struck by lightning. One woman in particular loses it. Screaming,she stands up in the front of the plane. "I'm too young to die!" she wails. Then she yells, "Well, if I'm going to die, I want my last minutes on earth to be memorable! No one has ever made me really feel like a woman! Well I've had it! Is there ANYONE on this plane who can make me feel like a WOMAN??" For a moment there is silence. everyone has forgotten their own peril, and they all stare, riveted, at the desperate woman in the front of the plane. Then, a man stands up in the rear of the plane. "I can make you feel like a woman," he says. He's gorgeous! Tall, built, with flowing black hair and jet black eyes, he starts to walk slowly up the aisle, unbuttoning his shirt one >utton at a time. No one moves. The woman is breathing heavily in anticipation as the strange man approaches. He removes his shirt. Muscles ripple across his chest as he reaches her, and extends the arm holding his shirt to the trembling woman, and whispers: "Iron this." |
Re: Feel Like A Woman! by Kunbee: 12:03am On Aug 05, 2010 |
Lolllllllllllllllllllllllllllll |
Re: Feel Like A Woman! by makajibbz(m): 12:04am On Aug 05, 2010 |
hmmmm, laff loading-------------loading------------*loading error*----------error,error. *blows up cos of over-dryness* ![]() ![]() |
Re: Feel Like A Woman! by EfemenaXY: 12:18am On Aug 05, 2010 |
Kunbee: Yaaaaaaayyy!! can't believe it! Kunbe actually laughed at a joke on nland - this calls for serious celebration ![]() makajibbz: @makajibbz - go fry sand chop! |
Re: Feel Like A Woman! by makajibbz(m): 12:25am On Aug 05, 2010 |
i'm being real. try ur luck again maybe i'll load---lol |
Re: Feel Like A Woman! by Kunbee: 12:25am On Aug 05, 2010 |
Efemena_xy: You did well boo ![]() |
Re: Feel Like A Woman! by EfemenaXY: 12:29am On Aug 05, 2010 |
^^ Thanks jor - u be better person @makajibbz The joke's too intellectually taxing 4 your pea-sized brain - but not your fault I feel your pain, I really do. . . **now do us all a favour - jump into the river Niger and don't surface** |
Re: Feel Like A Woman! by makajibbz(m): 12:41am On Aug 05, 2010 |
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Re: Feel Like A Woman! by honeric01(m): 12:42am On Aug 05, 2010 |
Good one. |
Re: Feel Like A Woman! by EfemenaXY: 12:48am On Aug 05, 2010 |
^^Thanks! ![]() @Makajibbz ![]() ![]() Sorry, but If I find a Crude, Simple and Dirty joke, I'll let u know - I no say na dat kind thing dey rock your boat ![]() |
Re: Feel Like A Woman! by makajibbz(m): 12:52am On Aug 05, 2010 |
rock my boat, rock it. lol ![]() |
Re: Feel Like A Woman! by EfemenaXY: 1:03am On Aug 05, 2010 |
sorry to dissapoint you Efe's not that kinda girl - I'm clean go look elsewhere jor! |
Re: Feel Like A Woman! by makajibbz(m): 1:08am On Aug 05, 2010 |
sorry i thot u were a rockstarr. 2 bad 4u ![]() |
Re: Feel Like A Woman! by EfemenaXY: 1:09am On Aug 05, 2010 |
**sniggers** |
Re: Feel Like A Woman! by EfemenaXY: 1:20am On Aug 05, 2010 |
*slight modification* makajibbz: Dirrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrty boy! |
Re: Feel Like A Woman! by makajibbz(m): 1:25am On Aug 05, 2010 |
i culd be if u want. ![]() buh, i'm as clean as a whistle. ![]() |
Re: Feel Like A Woman! by EfemenaXY: 1:29am On Aug 05, 2010 |
makajibbz: na today u start?? buh, i'm as clean as a whistle. U seriously wish. . . |
Re: Feel Like A Woman! by makajibbz(m): 1:34am On Aug 05, 2010 |
Efemena_xy: ![]() ![]() |
Re: Feel Like A Woman! by Okijajuju1(m): 1:36am On Aug 05, 2010 |
Efe!! EFe!!! EFE!!!! Hw many times you hear ya name!!? You try!! The joke make sense sha, although E end like Nigerian film. |
Re: Feel Like A Woman! by makajibbz(m): 1:39am On Aug 05, 2010 |
Okija_juju: ![]() * pulls his bible close by * |
Re: Feel Like A Woman! by Okijajuju1(m): 1:46am On Aug 05, 2010 |
Wetin you dey carry bible do!? ![]() You wan go house fellowship? |
Re: Feel Like A Woman! by bibs(f): 5:59am On Aug 05, 2010 |
Lolouder! me i gbadun dis joke wella i dont expect everyone to see it the same way sha u knw som people like dem eggs roasted (if possible) Efe lets go |
Re: Feel Like A Woman! by EfemenaXY: 12:58pm On Aug 05, 2010 |
Thanks Babe! You can't win 'em all - all the time! ![]() ![]() |
Re: Feel Like A Woman! by honeric01(m): 1:32pm On Aug 05, 2010 |
Efe, i am waiting for a new joke oo |
Re: Feel Like A Woman! by EfemenaXY: 1:49pm On Aug 05, 2010 |
hmmm. . .l8er - I promise ![]() not now - I dey fight wiff pessin 4 nland and I no wan loose ![]() |
Re: Feel Like A Woman! by StudioCFR(m): 1:59pm On Aug 05, 2010 |
One of dis days, dem go ban u for all dis dry jokes u dey give us. |
Re: Feel Like A Woman! by EfemenaXY: 2:00pm On Aug 05, 2010 |
Really?? Oya post your own make we see na! |
Re: Feel Like A Woman! by StudioCFR(m): 2:04pm On Aug 05, 2010 |
My own dey for the top ten right now. Upon sey e don tey i post am. Dats how tn know joke wey tight |
Re: Feel Like A Woman! by EfemenaXY: 2:07pm On Aug 05, 2010 |
and I say: Stop yarning dust man!! |
Re: Feel Like A Woman! by StudioCFR(m): 2:10pm On Aug 05, 2010 |
Reality flashing babe. No envy me please |
Re: Feel Like A Woman! by honeric01(m): 2:11pm On Aug 05, 2010 |
A young man was walking through a supermarket to pick up a few things when he noticed an old lady following him around. Thinking nothing of it, he ignored her and continued on. Finally he went to the check-out line, but she got in front of him. "Pardon me," she said, "I'm sorry if my staring at you has made you feel uncomfortable. It's just that you look just like my son, who I haven't seen in a long time." "That's a shame," replied the young man, "is there anything I can do for you?" "Yes," she said, "As I'm leaving, can you say 'Good bye, Mother!'? It would make me feel so much better." "Sure," answered the young man. So, when the old woman was leaving, he called out, "Goodbye, Mother!" As he stepped up to the check-out counter, he saw that his total was $127.50. "How can that be?" he asked, "I only purchased a few things!" The clerk replied, "Your mother said that you would pay for her." |
Re: Feel Like A Woman! by blacksta(m): 2:14pm On Aug 05, 2010 |
Yawns |
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