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Re: ~ Let's Kill English Language by Phate07(m): 10:04am On Nov 18, 2010
Teesha u is hassh o! Where is i goes to got that money? embarassed tongue
Re: ~ Let's Kill English Language by oweniwe(m): 2:20pm On Nov 18, 2010
Iz u torlking tu me?
Re: ~ Let's Kill English Language by Ladyrsky46: 6:52pm On Nov 18, 2010
Phate07:

Teesha u is hassh o! Where is i goes to got that money? embarassed tongue
You haveing to pay the moneys so you getting the bestest educashion. Me, learning plenty plenty newing things in ingrish, matematicks, It is helpingful. So trying to pay okay, smiley
Re: ~ Let's Kill English Language by Nobody: 7:29pm On Nov 18, 2010
Ladyrsky46,i was liked to saw u in my home after krass today so we could have intimacy do some assingments cool
Re: ~ Let's Kill English Language by chibaby5(f): 9:00pm On Nov 18, 2010
Does i missed any lekshurezz?
Re: ~ Let's Kill English Language by Ladyrsky46: 10:14pm On Nov 18, 2010
El Guapo:

Ladyrsky46,i was liked to saw u in my home after krass today so we could have intimacy do some assingments cool 
 
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Arzn4kBOxJI

My name no be Bimbo.
Excuse me Sir, let us working in class eh,
Re: ~ Let's Kill English Language by MrBones2(m): 10:17pm On Nov 18, 2010
[size=14pt] there u are chibaby why u no comme school when g spot lesson was did? angry

ah! I wished u was beside me when owe was demonstrating wif vp's own fliping it up, fliping it down.

I was soo turning on that i wanted to Bleep ma locker's padlock open, i saiding ew! Where was ma seat mate so we can . . . . wink [/size]
Re: ~ Let's Kill English Language by chibaby5(f): 10:33pm On Nov 18, 2010
^ Lesson on g spot was did in krassroom? shocked because of gini does we hve 2 has a lesson on g spot?
Dat tisha waz wanted to spoil ppl oo and gerrin da young lads exciRed grin
Ehh! u saidin dere waz demonstration to? cheii! shocked shocked shocked
Errrrm wat does u mean? angry so we can gini? is dat why u haz moved ur shair and came and sitted nearest to me? angry angry
Re: ~ Let's Kill English Language by MrBones2(m): 10:37pm On Nov 18, 2010
[size=14pt] When u saw oweniwe or vp u question can rolls wink

so that we can get distracting by doing what u like to did best cool cool [/size]
Re: ~ Let's Kill English Language by chibaby5(f): 10:41pm On Nov 18, 2010
Awryt i shall axed dem grin

mr bony if u has has 2 many drink go and rested and slept! angry. i does not rykin ds conversion angry
Re: ~ Let's Kill English Language by Nobody: 10:43pm On Nov 18, 2010
@Ladyrsky46 haba,u wasn't told me u are these stubborn,working in class is totally out of considerate,plz i needed u at home it were confidential,or wasn't u have a fair to transport<dips hand into pocket and issue her a N1000 note>,plz let me was saweth u smiley
Re: ~ Let's Kill English Language by MrBones2(m): 10:45pm On Nov 18, 2010
[size=14pt] yeah a girl will always be a girl. Tatics was neva change. Yes o yesing u don't like it . . . I like it. grin grin [/size]
Re: ~ Let's Kill English Language by chibaby5(f): 10:49pm On Nov 18, 2010
^Please cleared 4rm my sight angry. Sooo annoyin purzon and who does u callin girl? undecided U meanin Lady? cool
Re: ~ Let's Kill English Language by MrBones2(m): 10:54pm On Nov 18, 2010
[size=14pt] in ma dict every female was a girl so ndo if it coming across as insulting, cos everybody hasing his/her limit to no crossing.


Alright **shifts back seat**sorry for the rude interrupting and pls no copyment ma book cool cool [/size]
Re: ~ Let's Kill English Language by chibaby5(f): 11:00pm On Nov 18, 2010
Woow ds is the 1st tym u has talkin lyk sum1 dat has sense. i really lykz it smiley

*Pulls his chair bk* oya came bk u doesnt has to move away. u cn helpin me and i cn helpin u to.
wat u say? smiley
Re: ~ Let's Kill English Language by MrBones2(m): 11:03pm On Nov 18, 2010
[size=14pt] deal! grin grin . I pray no be copy ur missed noteses be that wink [/size]
Re: ~ Let's Kill English Language by EfemenaXY: 11:08pm On Nov 18, 2010
Phate07:

Teesha u is hassh o! Where is i goes to got that money? embarassed tongue

Where there has a will, there definitely has a way  tongue tongue

u is founding monies quick-quick or u is nor get berra head-u-cation! Besides we is visit Russia next week, see Russian Billionaires, learn how to tiffing oil monies

or u is nor want make connection for life? u is wan trekking under hot sun everyday suffer??  cool cool

Mr.Bones:

[size=14pt] there u are chibaby why u no comme school when g spot lesson was did? angry

ah! I wished u was beside me when owe was demonstrating wif vp's own fliping it up, fliping it down.

The Heck-ing!!  angry angry angry

Vicky you is no well-ing 2 day!. Now no is disturbing chi-baby

I was soo turning on that[b] i wanted to bleep ma locker's padlock open,[/b] i saiding ew! Where was ma seat mate so we can . . . . wink [/size]

You is bleeping every thing, every statue for school compound

stop is taking Viagra - im is dey affecting you  cheesy cheesy cheesy
Re: ~ Let's Kill English Language by chibaby5(f): 11:17pm On Nov 18, 2010
Mr.Bones:

[size=14pt] deal! grin grin . I pray no be copy your missed noteses be that wink [/size]

I doesnt do copy u knwz. Are u not da one which is alwayz raised urgly head up lyk serpent? grin grin tongue

@Efe

I hve missin u oo embarassed
Re: ~ Let's Kill English Language by EfemenaXY: 11:20pm On Nov 18, 2010
^^ Girl, I have missing u more! cheesy cheesy

how is u been??

nor let Vicky copying your work - cover your book girl grin grin grin
Re: ~ Let's Kill English Language by MrBones2(m): 11:21pm On Nov 18, 2010
[size=14pt] no! Chibaby must being junior o! [/size]
Re: ~ Let's Kill English Language by chibaby5(f): 11:24pm On Nov 18, 2010
Efemena_xy:

^^ Girl, I have missing u more! cheesy cheesy

how is u been??

nor let Vicky copying your work - cover your book girl grin grin grin

I has jus bn there. fingz happenin up n dwn dat was try 2 make me sad  sad
But i pull-ed thru  grin
U nko hw does u bn?  cheesy
Ah ofcus! as he raisin hin head to copy i settin a standard sharply   cheesy cheesy
Re: ~ Let's Kill English Language by chibaby5(f): 11:39pm On Nov 18, 2010
Mr.Bones:

[size=14pt] no! Chibaby must being junior o! [/size]

Wat does dat meant?! undecided
Re: ~ Let's Kill English Language by EfemenaXY: 11:39pm On Nov 18, 2010
chi-baby:

I has jus bn there. fingz happenin up n dwn dat was try 2 make me sad  sad
But i pull-ed thru   grin

Babes nor worry. Life no bed 'o roses

Read ma signature - should encourage you  smiley smiley

and u is strong - okay?  smiley smiley

U nko hw does u bn?  cheesy

ever, ever busy - but 'tis well!  cheesy cheesy
Ah ofcus! as he raisin hin head to copy i settin a standard sharply   cheesy cheesy
Re: ~ Let's Kill English Language by clem14(m): 11:57pm On Nov 18, 2010
shhh
Re: ~ Let's Kill English Language by EfemenaXY: 12:20am On Nov 19, 2010
^^ don't shhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh me lipsrsealed lipsrsealed lipsrsealed
Re: ~ Let's Kill English Language by Ladyrsky46: 1:51am On Nov 19, 2010
El Guapo:

@Ladyrsky46 haba,u wasn't told me u are these stubborn,working in class is totally out of considerate,plz i needed u at home it were confidential,or wasn't u have a fair to transport<dips hand into pocket and issue her a N1000 note>,plz let me was saweth u smiley
shocked Me is no cheap. I will only taking taxi. I am verying stubborn oh. What subject will we studiying in your room home?
Re: ~ Let's Kill English Language by sweetguy10(m): 3:41am On Nov 19, 2010
come which kind of engrish all of you are talked for here abi all of una ,maded n
Re: ~ Let's Kill English Language by Nobody: 6:56am On Nov 19, 2010
@Ladyrsky46,am was beguning to like u ooo,ur urge to were enlightment was too terrific.
Well,the topic am is want to learnt wit u is the center of gravity taughted by sir Owe,me were sense the need for a opened analytical experiment wink
Re: ~ Let's Kill English Language by Phate07(m): 9:44am On Nov 19, 2010
Teesha, u is not suppose to worrys. cheesy I is already looks for the moneys. grin shocked
Re: ~ Let's Kill English Language by EfemenaXY: 11:44pm On Nov 19, 2010
^^Cool

Now coming inside of my office - u drinking some tea and u paying fees wiff credit card grin grin

oh & small correction: Efe no is tisha - me Vice Principal tongue tongue tongue tongue
Re: ~ Let's Kill English Language by Ladyrsky46: 12:21am On Nov 20, 2010
El Guapo:

@Ladyrsky46,am was beguning to like u ooo,your urge to were enlightment was too terrific.
Well,the topic am is want to learnt wit u is the center of gravity taughted by sir Owe,me were sense the need for a opened analytical experiment wink
I been liking you too wink I wanting to learned very wellu. Center of gravity? I did not be in that lesson sad. What is opened analytical experimenting? shocked Very biging word. You must to BREAK IT DOWN wink
Re: ~ Let's Kill English Language by Nobody: 7:52am On Nov 20, 2010
Ladyrsky46:

I been liking you too wink I wanting to learned very wellu. Center of gravity? I did not be in that lesson sad. What is opened analytical experimenting? shocked Very biging word. You must to BREAK IT DOWN wink

Center of gravity=thats the 'G' spot,u now knew where and what i was wanting to explain to you,then a opened analytical experimenting had to be you show me the 'G' spot and me was do some labellings cool cool cool

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