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Re: ~ Let's Kill English Language by Ladyrsky46: 7:53pm On Nov 23, 2010
You dey crazing? I AM NOT 46! angry
Re: ~ Let's Kill English Language by Boomark(m): 7:58pm On Nov 23, 2010
ok

fisit my ofis
Re: ~ Let's Kill English Language by Nobody: 11:07pm On Nov 23, 2010
nigiriyance will not kil pesin,i don fall dowun for lafuta grin
Re: ~ Let's Kill English Language by EfemenaXY: 11:31pm On Nov 23, 2010
Boomark:

i see than plivate leson will be goody for you

why didnt you telling me all that while. jus dressing sexy tongue

while coming. if you passing my taste, i giving you the leta cheesy

**Efe smacking im 4 back of im head!!**

having respecting, u is nor haved!!

warra bad, bad, mans!! shocked shocked shocked
Re: ~ Let's Kill English Language by oweniwe(m): 11:57pm On Nov 23, 2010
Efemena_xy:
**Efe smacking im 4 back of im head!!


cheesy  cheesy  cheesy  grin  grin
Re: ~ Let's Kill English Language by tanimz(f): 2:32am On Nov 24, 2010
^^ Shior, big, fat ashewo. sad
Re: ~ Let's Kill English Language by Nobody: 10:12am On Nov 24, 2010
boomark:

ladyrsky my love come to my office.abeg am on my knees

Some corpse was look for my trouble oo,looked at the way he were prostrate n a begging cheesy cheesy cheesy
Re: ~ Let's Kill English Language by oweniwe(m): 12:55pm On Nov 24, 2010
tanimz:

^^ Shior, big, fat ashewo. sad
wat hav i don tu dis pickin again? Do i kidnap ya mama? I iz not fat (be checkin ma profil) and i iz nut asha wo coz i be men.

Wa iz ya problem?
Re: ~ Let's Kill English Language by Ladyrsky46: 2:13pm On Nov 24, 2010
El, I did not seeing when fake tisha bookmark write and beg on kneel.

Bookmark, na by forcing? I no do adultery. It is very bigin sin.
oweniwe:

wat hav i don tu dis pickin again? Do i kidnap ya mama? I iz not fat (be checkin ma profil) and i iz nut asha wo coz i be men.

Wa iz ya problem?
You not hear of man ashawor? Shining your ears. Shining it wellu wellu.
Re: ~ Let's Kill English Language by Nobody: 2:47pm On Nov 24, 2010
Ladyrsky46:

El, I did not seeing when fake tisha bookmark write and beg on kneel.

Becausing he were kepting it hidden,so how were you doing wink wink wink wink
Re: ~ Let's Kill English Language by oweniwe(m): 4:32pm On Nov 24, 2010
Ladyrsky46:

You not hear of man ashawor? Shining your ears. Shining it wellu wellu.

angry wat iz wrong wi ya? angry
angry why iz u doing laik village sisi? angry
angry iz u not knowing wat angry
angry man prostitut were called? angry
angry man prostitut iz nut call ashawo angry
angry man prostitut iz called gigolo angry
angry iz u heard? angry
angry man prostitut iz call gigolo angry
Re: ~ Let's Kill English Language by Ladyrsky46: 4:46pm On Nov 24, 2010
El Guapo:

Becausing he were kepting it hidden,so how were you doing  wink wink wink wink
Oh!
I weres doing  cry. Just finisheded a very boring lecturing. I was so boring that I tatooing on my body. You likeing it*pic below*It is not clearing becaise Seun allowing only 200kb files to be uploading. Can you imagining angry.
It is still a working of art I telling you. I thanking God for invention of pen. Anywaying, lecitures is finisheded now. So I am grin

oweniwe:

angry   wat iz wrong wi ya?   angry
angry   why iz u doing laik village sisi?   angry
angry   iz u not knowing wat  angry 
angry   man prostitut were called?  angry
angry   man prostitut iz nut call ashawo  angry
angry   man prostitut iz called gigolo  angry
angry  iz u heard?  angry 
angry  man prostitut iz call gigolo  angry
I looking like prostitut to you angry Why should me be knowing it is called gigolo grin. I am not surprising you know. Do you do gigoloing at night? Does your girlfriend knowing you be a gigolo? angry
Re: ~ Let's Kill English Language by StudioCFR(m): 4:49pm On Nov 24, 2010
Same old stories
Re: ~ Let's Kill English Language by Ladyrsky46: 4:51pm On Nov 24, 2010
angry*rolls eyes*
Wondering why some people will not staying far FAR away. lipsrsealed
Re: ~ Let's Kill English Language by StudioCFR(m): 4:54pm On Nov 24, 2010
Dont mind me jor

Stay on topic
Re: ~ Let's Kill English Language by Ladyrsky46: 5:07pm On Nov 24, 2010
smiley
I will not minding you at all. Why are yous always trying to be "bad" undecided*don't murder me for asking*
Re: ~ Let's Kill English Language by StudioCFR(m): 6:16pm On Nov 24, 2010
Bin bad is fun

Are u satisfied?

Am not here to please any one - but to air my thought.

Got it?

Kewl
Re: ~ Let's Kill English Language by Ladyrsky46: 7:09pm On Nov 24, 2010
Studio CFR:

Bin bad is fun

Are u satisfied?

Am not here to please any one - but to air my thought.

Got it?

Kewl
Sometimes I suppose :/ I am not satisfied, but yeah whatever. I'm cool
Re: ~ Let's Kill English Language by StudioCFR(m): 7:12pm On Nov 24, 2010
whatever
Re: ~ Let's Kill English Language by Ladyrsky46: 7:46pm On Nov 24, 2010
Whatever too
Re: ~ Let's Kill English Language by MrBones2(m): 8:06pm On Nov 24, 2010
Enoughment of the vernacular speaking. Look hereer studio u're a temptation a student, u no seen a gate of school talk more of saw a classroom grin grin
Re: ~ Let's Kill English Language by Nobody: 8:18pm On Nov 24, 2010
Yap,what were happening here?,anyone disturbance my Ladyr??
Re: ~ Let's Kill English Language by Boomark(m): 9:05pm On Nov 24, 2010
Efemena_xy:

**Efe smacking im 4 back of im head!!**

Efy, the touchry in my neck is vely tinguly. U looking gorjos and extlimli sexy dat day. I plomiss u d stewdents and mine wife will nothing knowing abat us. Will seeing u in d nex plivate leson  kiss
Re: ~ Let's Kill English Language by Nobody: 9:15pm On Nov 24, 2010
U was nt fear abi? The V.P of these great skull u was talk to in such romantical fashionality manners,u is lose guadge oo
Re: ~ Let's Kill English Language by Boomark(m): 10:12pm On Nov 24, 2010
I see! i see! Ok.
I attendance a blief cos in hollandis on shoe shining and teeth blushing(dis jus one out of my numelious qualifying. Much than 1000 sef). On my returning to skool i seeing a quotation from boomark(idioto, kliminalu, kildnapa, osisi ka nkwu, anuofia) not Boomark(me, prof, MON, Ksj, christianity, kindness to both man and feman xpeshaly) kneelin and beging ladyrsky 2 fisit his ofis. This anumanu boomark(imposting) is wantin to tenish my imagry. But he don know i have a fery strength leputeshon and intaglity and qualifying. And i knowing d person doesing this wili notin be less than 16yr or more than 46yr. Let me sounding a noticing of warn to efry stewdents. if u are catch, imposting, stealing or hiding my leshor note or doesing anytin immoral(El and sky lady take notice). I will noting only seeing to ur expenshon, i will equary making sure u going to cell. To after war is to harm. Alant nonsex angry angry
Re: ~ Let's Kill English Language by EfemenaXY: 10:19pm On Nov 24, 2010
Boomark:

Efy, the touchry in my neck is vely tinguly.

Shior??!! Me is never ever toshing u again!!   shocked shocked shocked

U looking gorjos and extlimli sexy dat day.

Lol!!  cheesy cheesy cheesy

I plomiss u d stewdents and mine wife will nothing knowing abat us. Will seeing u in d nex plivate leson  kiss

My gawd!! You is no gave up easy is you??  grin grin grin

Okay, Okay - maybe Efe is gave u job for skool seeing as you mouth im full of honey

**Maybe I is even replace Mr O. Him gerring too hex-pensive for me. . .**  tongue tongue
Re: ~ Let's Kill English Language by Boomark(m): 10:52pm On Nov 24, 2010
Ladyrsky46:

El, I did not seeing when fake tisha bookmark write and beg on kneel.

Bookmark, na by forcing? I no do adultery. It is very bigin sin.You not hear of man ashawor? Shining your ears. Shining it wellu wellu.

boomark(imposting)
Boomark. D big B(me, prof, noble man wit not imolality mind)

bet whot are u does with Ele gapo. Funnycation, smallin sini, huh! Dat is jus 16, he wil distration and abandoning u. Am jus try to helping you. Beside, my wify are much handsome than the most handsome girl in amelica. Fisit my ofis or u lepit d cos.
El Guapo:

U was nt fear abi? The V.P of these great skull u was talk to in such romantical fashionality manners,u is lose guadge oo

**speaks in my mind: 'this boy don know wot me and vp is does behind and will does more'. Frowns at El and telling him**

if u messing up u will be expolshed and goes to cell(kilikili).
Re: ~ Let's Kill English Language by StudioCFR(m): 10:57pm On Nov 24, 2010
Mr Burns

I have nothing to say to u attention seeker





*Ignores Ladysky49*
Re: ~ Let's Kill English Language by EfemenaXY: 11:00pm On Nov 24, 2010
Boomark:

**speaks in my mind: 'this boy don know wot me and vp is does behind and will does more'. Frowns at El and telling him**

if u messing up u will be expolshed and goes to cell(kilikili).

'n some peeps can dreaming eh?  angry angry
Re: ~ Let's Kill English Language by MrBones2(m): 11:01pm On Nov 24, 2010
[size=14pt] Mr. Willies neither did i have anytin to say to u. **mstchew** grin grin grin [/size]
Re: ~ Let's Kill English Language by StudioCFR(m): 11:04pm On Nov 24, 2010
@mr willies Tehehehe
Re: ~ Let's Kill English Language by MrBones2(m): 11:09pm On Nov 24, 2010
[size=14pt] studio i took it u like the name Mr. Willies, did't u? wink [/size]

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