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Re: ~ Let's Kill English Language by googles: 5:28pm On Aug 13, 2010
Ben -10 where has you goes to now you says we has talk
Re: ~ Let's Kill English Language by EfemenaXY: 5:31pm On Aug 13, 2010
googles

has you not seeing Ben's cwazy larter to his fee-an-cee??

I thinking he going after sumbady helse. . .
Re: ~ Let's Kill English Language by Cheiii: 5:35pm On Aug 13, 2010
you thought so? Me i was not thinking so
Re: ~ Let's Kill English Language by Ben13: 5:37pm On Aug 13, 2010
googles:

Ben -10 where has you goes to now you says we has talk

The class has being boringness since you posting last.  grin
Welcome, Teacher googles.

Efe, you daring lie against me? cheesy
Re: ~ Let's Kill English Language by Cheiii: 5:37pm On Aug 13, 2010
see me saw happiness, i was going to got a new cars this wicked
Re: ~ Let's Kill English Language by EfemenaXY: 5:56pm On Aug 13, 2010
Ben-10:

The class has being boringness since you posting last.  grin
Welcome, Teacher googles.

Efe, you daring lie against me? cheesy


But Ben!!

has you forgetting??  undecided undecided

You showings me the larter yous wroted to yur fee-an-cee last night  lipsrsealed lipsrsealed

Aye, yous also asking me 2 sheking 4 gwamatical horrors mis-takes!!  cheesy cheesy
Re: ~ Let's Kill English Language by Ben13: 6:00pm On Aug 13, 2010
you mean I making you an editor or proofreading? grin Liar! I know book pass you na.
Re: ~ Let's Kill English Language by OMAALE(m): 6:01pm On Aug 13, 2010
grin grin grin ;DThe pact is zat al una people making me crazy lapping i tell you, wallahi grin grin grin grin
Re: ~ Let's Kill English Language by EfemenaXY: 6:07pm On Aug 13, 2010
Ben-10:

you mean I making you an editor or proofreading? grin Liar! I know book pass you na.

Yes, yes. . .I sees yous ri-mem-bar-ring now!!

Besides, I hallways talking the trooth grin grin grin

Mees, I cwever too - googles gaving me a pH.D of hingrish wanguage tongue
Re: ~ Let's Kill English Language by googles: 6:22pm On Aug 13, 2010
oh my badness i av going to learnt more englishes that was why i absence but i are backs for good now
Re: ~ Let's Kill English Language by Ben13: 6:39pm On Aug 13, 2010
welcoming back, googles. grin
you can't sit there and watched Efe telling lies against the principle of this honourably school. will you?
Re: ~ Let's Kill English Language by EfemenaXY: 6:43pm On Aug 13, 2010
^^  angry angry

But Pharoh saying he is principal of this skool!!

he tooking £70per/hour fwam me 4 had-mission!!  embarassed embarassed

googles, pweese telling Ben 4 me - and telling him yous gaving me a pH.D of hingrish wanguage!!
Re: ~ Let's Kill English Language by yme1(f): 6:49pm On Aug 13, 2010
oh lawd i couldnt believeth it non of you person's cannot speaketh simple ingrish angry
Re: ~ Let's Kill English Language by googles: 6:51pm On Aug 13, 2010
yels yels i certifies Efe as a phd holder

but fayrous scams her of her money because Ben is the princeepal
Re: ~ Let's Kill English Language by googles: 6:53pm On Aug 13, 2010
y me:

oh lawd i couldnt believeth it non of you person's cannot speaketh simple ingrish angry

we can spokes o. . . .dont tried us
Re: ~ Let's Kill English Language by EfemenaXY: 6:55pm On Aug 13, 2010
googles:

yels yels i certifies Efe as a phd holder

but fayrous scams her of her money because Ben is the princeepal


^^Thanks Googles

yous the best-est pessin I knowing  cheesy cheesy

only you has kind to me  smiley

Ben can you har-range 4 my monies  to give bark to me??  undecided undecided
Re: ~ Let's Kill English Language by googles: 6:59pm On Aug 13, 2010
Efemena_xy:

^^Thanks Googles

yous the best-est pessin I knowing  cheesy cheesy

only you has kind to me  smiley

Ben can you har-range 4 my monies  to give bark to me??  undecided undecided

you knows you is my sweetheart now. . . i couldnt do you strong things

dont worries i will personal correct your monies back from that scammer
Re: ~ Let's Kill English Language by EfemenaXY: 7:09pm On Aug 13, 2010
Thanks Googles!!

Me is happreciating this wella! cheesy cheesy cheesy
Re: ~ Let's Kill English Language by googles: 7:14pm On Aug 13, 2010
Efemena_xy:

Thanks Googles!!

Me is happreciating this wella! cheesy cheesy cheesy

anytimes babes

you is welcolming
wink
Re: ~ Let's Kill English Language by marcus1234: 7:15pm On Aug 13, 2010
Re: ~ Let's Kill English Language by EfemenaXY: 7:15pm On Aug 13, 2010
;d ;d ;d
Re: ~ Let's Kill English Language by philip0906(m): 10:47pm On Aug 13, 2010
I just finish going thru d 8 pages of thes threads and I really c reasons y united nations ranking us among d most illeterated country in d world. . .back in our times,we all speake good grammar. . .d standards r fall and d government have 2 acting fast b4 it derioterates. . .Youths,my advise 2 u is 2 spend lessen time on nairaland and went 2 school so dat u will not becomes illetirated(no offense) angry angry
Re: ~ Let's Kill English Language by EfemenaXY: 10:55pm On Aug 13, 2010
So saying the hexpart!!

grin grin grin
Re: ~ Let's Kill English Language by googles: 11:31pm On Aug 13, 2010
philip0906:

I just finish going thru d 8 pages of thes threads and I really c reasons y united nations ranking us among d most illeterated country in d world. . .back in our times,we all speake good grammar. . .d standards r fall and d government have 2 acting fast b4 it derioterates. . .Youths,my advise 2 u is 2 spend lessen time on nairaland and went 2 school so dat u will not becomes illetirated[b](no offense)[/b] angry angry

cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy

am glads you has join us on this threads. . . . but phinlip dont insalt us here cos if you does we will beats u {no offense} grin
Re: ~ Let's Kill English Language by blacksta(m): 11:39pm On Aug 13, 2010
googles


I want to searched you. grin
Re: ~ Let's Kill English Language by EfemenaXY: 11:42pm On Aug 13, 2010
^^hehehe

Blackstab has coming agains
Re: ~ Let's Kill English Language by blacksta(m): 11:45pm On Aug 13, 2010
Efe dont followed me - I doing goggles grin
Re: ~ Let's Kill English Language by philip0906(m): 11:51pm On Aug 13, 2010
googles:

cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy

am glads you has join us on this threads. . . . but phinlip dont insalt us here cos if you does we will beats u {no offense} grin
hehe grin grin u 2 is among thise peoples dat is spoke all thes grammer dat u calleth english. . . grin grin
Re: ~ Let's Kill English Language by googles: 11:56pm On Aug 13, 2010
no one can bested me in spoken english in this nairalands. . . . i spokes like it is my mother's thong cheesy
Re: ~ Let's Kill English Language by philip0906(m): 12:06am On Aug 14, 2010
googles:

no one can bested me in spoken english in this nairalands. . . . i spokes like it is my mother's thong cheesy
grin grin grin
u c part of what I am said?it is spell tong not thong. . .thong is a spoon uses by d chinese people.yes i am not exagerrated,when I go 2 china last 2 years,it is what they calling one kind of spoons. . .d'u understood?
Re: ~ Let's Kill English Language by blacksta(m): 12:11am On Aug 14, 2010
googles comed here - let me taggin and googling u on my screening
Re: ~ Let's Kill English Language by googles: 12:15am On Aug 14, 2010
philip0906:

grin grin grin
u c part of what I am said?it is spell tong not thong. . .thong is a spoon uses by d chinese people.yes i am not exagerrated,when I go 2 china last 2 years,it is what they calling one kind of spoons. . .d'u understood?

no i not un'stooded you. . . .spoons use by chineses ?? oh i did not knew o

sorries for the mixtake then  embarassed embarassed embarassed i hate to blew bullets like thats


blacksta:

googles comed here - let me taggin and googling u on my screening

i am cames oya googleds me

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