phranklyn92:
Really?! Is that all you've got? Stupid clotpole!

ahah, guy we are not quarrelling nau, why the insult nau? Oya reject every spirit of frustration in jesus name

Henz24:
ahah, guy we are not quarrelling nau, why the insult nau? Oya reject every spirit of frustration in jesus name

mtchew! Ode!

phranklyn92:
mtchew! Ode!

just say amen oga, where in yuletide season, dont allow frustration kill you in this time of merryment oo

sage101:
I rem mine, some 40decades ago

mtwww.....i almost thought u were serious

I can't stop laughing because that story is true for some of us. Labour market is full of heartless profiteers who are bent on milking helpless job seekers dry. Imagine scammers putting up half page job ad in a leading print media, lodging people in high profile hotel, all with the aim of collecting registration/processing fees from desperate job seekers. GOD DEY!

Hilarious x1billion. OP you killed it. Don't worry, good things come to those who wait. You will get there.

Henz24:
just say amen oga, where in yuletide season, dont allow frustration kill you in this time of merryment oo

Look nigga! You don't have to display your recalcitrance for all to see. What you need is correction and that's what you're gonna get if you don't fvck off ma mention!

I remember my experience, I even gave my shirt to dry cleaner wit my last card hoping to appear responsible

Abeg don't mind my English and grammar o, ,,,just trying to share my experience and also make some sense

They sent me a message that I had an interview with them day just use one lie take cover am,i got there d next day and every where was heavily crowded, and I just quietly got a sit waiting for d interview to take place only for one small boy to ask me if am New here I said YES and he said wat can I do, dat he has made millions and his relation even think he did blood money, as he day talk I first look e shoe,e hair looks so unkept, e tie b like cutlass ,,,bla bla bla bla long story

Like play like play they don set chairs with microphone say make all of us gather o,
One fine babe with better yash just day rap with d Mike say this program is good bla bla bla she don use am take buy land, ,,na so she day lie lie way big pass her future, ,,,,i went there 8am by 11am they still day advice / persuade us make we register, ,,,,this one way I day talk so, some people don sign and seal their mind say day must join, ,,,it was there I knew dat to play on human intelligence is the most easy, ,,convince them to make them see u like a savior and day will follow your voice .dats y pastor way sabi e onions e go must get members, ,,mostly if u get talent for healing or motivational talk.

12pm this GNLD people still day convince people oo,,,hunger don day Maya me, ,,,even d guy way sit down near me way I day use style whisper for e ear say make he day careful this guy's are after your money, ,,,,i con b like devil for where the guy day, ,,if u see the kin eye way d guy take look me,I just knew this one too don mumu follow their talk ,,,na so I get up becus their jazz kw go walk on me ,,,,if u see as the usher day escort me, ,,,na so they block door, ,,,,,,,,see me see wahala, ,,na by force? I wan go hux, ,,,day say Nooo say, ,,,do I want to b poor for ever, ,,,,,so I ask them, ,,i tell u say I poor? They say make I check dis ladder if I register this is what I will benefit, ,,,,na em I ask one guy way day force me ;u do MMM before he say no, ,,,,wat of golden cycler ,he say no, ,,,,i tell am say this una GNLD na both MMM and GOLDEN CYCLER, ,,oya comot from my road b4 I break your head, ,,,,




When I reach hux, ,,,,i first go fin watin I go eat, ,,,if u see d way I day eat like bush man, ,,,my Bros was force to ask me "who day chase u "na em I tell am watin I experience, ,,he just laugh, ,,he say welcome to the job world in nigeria, ,,,,,u even get luck say na your state u take attend self, ,,,,since then I hardly attend interview expect by referral or by connection

Lol

except u re medical doctor or u graduated in any of the medical fields, don't ever put ur entire hope on securing a job in this country after graduation..

use ur head. there are opportunities to become self employed in Nigeria, stop waiting for job interviews. and the best way is to equip ur self with skills before graduation..

a word is enough for the wise..

xandy84:
I did finished NYSC before I left. I finished in March and left Naija in April.

You got in without GRE?

I have just been smiling. Mine happened 2014. E don tay when man dey hustle.

Nigeria job advert is just full of lies ....other developed country will never invite you for a position you applied for and start asking u to do marketing it, ,,,,dat one only happens in nigeria

Only in nigeria they will advertise a job without salary structure, ,,,,,check other advanced country's day will most times place the salary for u to decide so u don't want your transportation or risk your life on the high way.


We day suffer for 9ja o

kamez:
except u re medical doctor or u graduated in any of the medical fields, don't ever put ur entire hope on securing a job in this country after graduation..

use ur head. there are opportunities to become self employed in Nigeria, stop waiting for job interviews. and the best way is to equip ur self with skills before graduation..

a word is enough for the wise..

No b who get ear day hear?
Some will go and sit down with nysc khaki teaching in one secondary school after 1 year of service they become confuse, ,,,better go learn skill, ,,,i just pity people way day wear khaki up and down instead of looking for a way to secure their future o

O boy tears of laughter dey comot for my eyes as I dey read this your post ...very funny guy

CALEB65:
Here we goooooo!.....

haaahahahaaahaa!! Very sad! What a country where every means and platforms is used to defraud innocent and poor citizens, and yet nothing happens to the perpetrators.

NYSC is an old scam.

OyinO:
NYSC is an old scam.

No b some people fault, sometimes u can't blame them since they are d first person in their family to wear khaki, ,,so make they enjoy d service year

I haven't laughed this hard in days. This is hilarious.

Yes but not anymore. The school ain't playing no more

encryptjay:

You got in without GRE?

hahahaha, that's their normal language.

xandy84:
Been a while I laugh really hard like this. During final year, I decided I need to leave naija cos I do not stand a chance to land my dream job. Sent applications to multiple schools for masters, get admitted before I write GRE, God take care of the Visa and the rest is history.

Congrats bro

All these GNLD people eh and one they call NEOLIFE. I home I meet their oga on the way one day and he'll tell me rubbish. I hope you don't want thunder to strike you like ASUU.
bottom line is any job that does not have clarity is dubious and you all should avoid it!
Shikena!

dehi:
Well all I can say it's just God.
On my part am tired of sending applications. It's just like I wasted my time going to the university. Five years after graduation no job. It's heartbreaking
Na so I #dull
No money to set up a business
Nothing nothing

Do you have any business idea? 2nd, are you a sincere Nigerian?

dehi:
Well all I can say it's just God.
On my part am tired of sending applications. It's just like I wasted my time going to the university. Five years after graduation no job. It's heartbreaking
Na so I #dull
No money to set up a business
Nothing nothing

it is well start a side hustle or something

mogbojaiye:
Abeg don't mind my English and grammar o, ,,,just trying to share my experience and also make some sense

They sent me a message that I had an interview with them day just use one lie take cover am,i got there d next day and every where was heavily crowded, and I just quietly got a sit waiting for d interview to take place only for one small boy to ask me if am New here I said YES and he said wat can I do, dat he has made millions and his relation even think he did blood money, as he day talk I first look e shoe,e hair looks so unkept, e tie b like cutlass ,,,bla bla bla bla long story

Like play like play they don set chairs with microphone say make all of us gather o,
One fine babe with better yash just day rap with d Mike say this program is good bla bla bla she don use am take buy land, ,,na so she day lie lie way big pass her future, ,,,,i went there 8am by 11am they still day advice / persuade us make we register, ,,,,this one way I day talk so, some people don sign and seal their mind say day must join, ,,,it was there I knew dat to play on human intelligence is the most easy, ,,convince them to make them see u like a savior and day will follow your voice .dats y pastor way sabi e onions e go must get members, ,,mostly if u get talent for healing or motivational talk.

12pm this GNLD people still day convince people oo,,,hunger don day Maya me, ,,,even d guy way sit down near me way I day use style whisper for e ear say make he day careful this guy's are after your money, ,,,,i con b like devil for where the guy day, ,,if u see the kin eye way d guy take look me,I just knew this one too don mumu follow their talk ,,,na so I get up becus their jazz kw go walk on me ,,,,if u see as the usher day escort me, ,,,na so they block door, ,,,,,,,,see me see wahala, ,,na by force? I wan go hux, ,,,day say Nooo say, ,,,do I want to b poor for ever, ,,,,,so I ask them, ,,i tell u say I poor? They say make I check dis ladder if I register this is what I will benefit, ,,,,na em I ask one guy way day force me ;u do MMM before he say no, ,,,,wat of golden cycler ,he say no, ,,,,i tell am say this una GNLD na both MMM and GOLDEN CYCLER, ,,oya comot from my road b4 I break your head, ,,,,




When I reach hux, ,,,,i first go fin watin I go eat, ,,,if u see d way I day eat like bush man, ,,,my Bros was force to ask me "who day chase u "na em I tell am watin I experience, ,,he just laugh, ,,he say welcome to the job world in nigeria, ,,,,,u even get luck say na your state u take attend self, ,,,,since then I hardly attend interview expect by referral or by connection

. Pele

Abeg if a CHARTERED ACCOUNTANT is needed in ur place of work, please assist a brother. Pls

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LOL!

This might sound funny, but not to me,I saw hell in the labour market,the thread is reminiscing of all the hard struggle I had to pass by in Abuja. Unemployment or underemployment is the worst social malaise in our country.

bolinjkezzy:
I haven't laugh this hard in a while, thanks op for this...even though I broke, I go still find way to jolly and shake body.

You are not broke. You are temporarily out-of cash
Money go soon come