1. Always send him recharge card at least #1000 worth of airtime daily

2. Always call him @ least 5 times every day to check-up on him.

3. His monthly remuneration MUST be a minimum of 19, 500 plus bonuses

4. Buy him a luxury gift on his birthday and Christmas

5. Have a colorful and artistic portrait picture of him hanging in your father’s parlor.

6. Endeavour to take him out on a shopping spree to Shoprite @ least twice every week.

7. Your ATM/CREDIT CARD MUST be under his custody and u must provide him with the correct and accurate pin, as well as making him a core signatory to all your local and foreign accounts.

8. Buy him exclusive pairs of boxers. One new one daily.

9. Buy one carton of condom for him

10. Secure 7 rooms one Parlor duplex accommodation for him exclusively.


11. Always call him... always visit him ... you have to be there to know when he needs to be bleeped...

Trust me by so doing YOUR BOYFRIEND WILL FEEL SPECIAL.

you missed some points.

12. Fvck him like its his last day on earth, atleast twice a week.

13. His picture should be your dp on all social media platforms

14. Buy and play PS/Xbox games with him

15. Cook for him morning, afternoon and night

Op wake up oh ye slumber