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Warning For All Of Una Wey Like To Dey Lick Una Body Wey Get Pain by ElementG(m): 10:42am On Aug 07, 2010
There is a man that just got done eating dinner and he was on his way to a party.

Half way there he said, "man i really gotta take a dump." he got off the freeway, found an abandoned gas station went in there and took a dump.

While he was taking this dump he read a sign that said "There is no tolet paper, You have wipe your ass with your first two fingers, then stick them out the hole and they will be licked clean for you."

Well, he had no choice so he wiped his ass with his fingers and stuck them out the hole.

All of a sudden a guy with two bricks smacked his fingers.

The man screamed with pain and licked his own fingers.
Re: Warning For All Of Una Wey Like To Dey Lick Una Body Wey Get Pain by StudioCFR(m): 11:12am On Aug 07, 2010
Element yo best is yet to come- lol
Re: Warning For All Of Una Wey Like To Dey Lick Una Body Wey Get Pain by Ben13: 11:16am On Aug 07, 2010
nice story
Re: Warning For All Of Una Wey Like To Dey Lick Una Body Wey Get Pain by sledge406: 3:56am On Aug 11, 2010
lwkmf4h

Wetin be u element again
Classic!
Re: Warning For All Of Una Wey Like To Dey Lick Una Body Wey Get Pain by flexystar(f): 10:46am On Aug 11, 2010
out of experience comes this story. cheesy
Re: Warning For All Of Una Wey Like To Dey Lick Una Body Wey Get Pain by dani1luv: 4:06pm On Aug 11, 2010
stale
Re: Warning For All Of Una Wey Like To Dey Lick Una Body Wey Get Pain by lordmassac(m): 3:19pm On Aug 14, 2010
nice one bro
Re: Warning For All Of Una Wey Like To Dey Lick Una Body Wey Get Pain by ElementG(m): 3:25pm On Aug 14, 2010
thanks man
Re: Warning For All Of Una Wey Like To Dey Lick Una Body Wey Get Pain by Vic2k3(m): 7:20pm On Aug 14, 2010
Kool joke.i like it
Re: Warning For All Of Una Wey Like To Dey Lick Una Body Wey Get Pain by tanimz(f): 8:04pm On Aug 14, 2010
You try sha. undecided
Re: Warning For All Of Una Wey Like To Dey Lick Una Body Wey Get Pain by Vic2k3(m): 8:12pm On Aug 14, 2010
Tamizna don't b economical wit ur praises abi economical meltdown don reach praise side? :d
Re: Warning For All Of Una Wey Like To Dey Lick Una Body Wey Get Pain by EfemenaXY: 8:24pm On Aug 14, 2010
Don't like this joke sad
Re: Warning For All Of Una Wey Like To Dey Lick Una Body Wey Get Pain by tanimz(f): 8:28pm On Aug 14, 2010
Vic2k3:

Tamizna don't b economical wit your praises abi economical meltdown don reach praise side? :d

I dont understand a single thing up there. undecided undecided

BTW, that's not how you spell my name.
Re: Warning For All Of Una Wey Like To Dey Lick Una Body Wey Get Pain by Vic2k3(m): 8:38pm On Aug 14, 2010
@tamizna it is of no suprise 2 me that u don't understand wit da weekend around da d corner(or rather in progress)mayb u brain is on vacation. ROTFLMAO
Re: Warning For All Of Una Wey Like To Dey Lick Una Body Wey Get Pain by tanimz(f): 8:41pm On Aug 14, 2010
If not for reasons best known to me, I would have insulted the life out of you.

I hold my peace.
Re: Warning For All Of Una Wey Like To Dey Lick Una Body Wey Get Pain by Vic2k3(m): 8:43pm On Aug 14, 2010
Still LMAO. Whats da reason?
Re: Warning For All Of Una Wey Like To Dey Lick Una Body Wey Get Pain by tanimz(f): 8:45pm On Aug 14, 2010
There is a reason I said reasons best known to me. Nuff said.
Re: Warning For All Of Una Wey Like To Dey Lick Una Body Wey Get Pain by Vic2k3(m): 8:57pm On Aug 14, 2010
Still waiting. . . . . . . . . . . . . .
Re: Warning For All Of Una Wey Like To Dey Lick Una Body Wey Get Pain by tanimz(f): 8:59pm On Aug 14, 2010
You go wait tire.
Re: Warning For All Of Una Wey Like To Dey Lick Una Body Wey Get Pain by Vic2k3(m): 9:04pm On Aug 14, 2010
**grabs a nearby seat and relaxes wit pop corn.**u've got 5 mins (dat is make de pop corn finish)
Re: Warning For All Of Una Wey Like To Dey Lick Una Body Wey Get Pain by Vic2k3(m): 9:18pm On Aug 14, 2010
Runnin outta patience. . . . .
Re: Warning For All Of Una Wey Like To Dey Lick Una Body Wey Get Pain by EfemenaXY: 9:26pm On Aug 14, 2010
**Sniggers**

Maybe u need to er. . .try a bit harder with Tanimz??
Re: Warning For All Of Una Wey Like To Dey Lick Una Body Wey Get Pain by Vic2k3(m): 9:31pm On Aug 14, 2010
Whatttt!!!! *Caught red handed* i waz erm i waz just make a conversation
Re: Warning For All Of Una Wey Like To Dey Lick Una Body Wey Get Pain by EfemenaXY: 9:32pm On Aug 14, 2010
Like I care
Re: Warning For All Of Una Wey Like To Dey Lick Una Body Wey Get Pain by Vic2k3(m): 9:33pm On Aug 14, 2010
Sorry i waz making a conversation *raises one eyebrow*
Re: Warning For All Of Una Wey Like To Dey Lick Una Body Wey Get Pain by EfemenaXY: 9:40pm On Aug 14, 2010
why you dey explain give me na? - I never ask you question - abi??
Re: Warning For All Of Una Wey Like To Dey Lick Una Body Wey Get Pain by Vic2k3(m): 9:48pm On Aug 14, 2010
Sorry ma.i 4got say i dey hear tins 2 minutes b4 dey happen
Re: Warning For All Of Una Wey Like To Dey Lick Una Body Wey Get Pain by EfemenaXY: 9:49pm On Aug 14, 2010
**Scoffs**
Re: Warning For All Of Una Wey Like To Dey Lick Una Body Wey Get Pain by Vic2k3(m): 9:51pm On Aug 14, 2010
Ha *sniffs da air*i smell trouble
Re: Warning For All Of Una Wey Like To Dey Lick Una Body Wey Get Pain by EfemenaXY: 9:53pm On Aug 14, 2010
<smiles sweetly>

Why now?

hmmm??
Re: Warning For All Of Una Wey Like To Dey Lick Una Body Wey Get Pain by Vic2k3(m): 10:02pm On Aug 14, 2010
Becos mine efe doesn't scoff 4 notin
Re: Warning For All Of Una Wey Like To Dey Lick Una Body Wey Get Pain by EfemenaXY: 10:10pm On Aug 14, 2010
ah - I see. . .

**not so dumb afterall**

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