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Re: Prayer by EfemenaXY: 4:34pm On Aug 08, 2010
Dyt:

Lord before I lay down to sleep,
I pray for a man who's not a creep!
One who's handsome, smart and strong,
one who's willy is thick and long!
Oh send me a man who's thoughful and kind,
makes love to my body
and won't f.uc.k with my mind!
But as I kneel here and pray by my bed,
I look at the lovely man you sent me
kisses studio so badly
Amen!


ROFLMAO!!

Dyt, na your lord's prayer be dat?

or your nightly manna from heaven hell??

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Re: Prayer by tanimz(f): 4:35pm On Aug 08, 2010
Efemena_xy:

<Phew!!>

Thanks jor!!

Dyt alone fit make pesson sweat - even in the middle of winter grin grin grin

No wahala! grin grin grin


Madam Dyt, e be like say you no know wetin you go take ya time do, abi? angry
Re: Prayer by Dyt(f): 4:36pm On Aug 08, 2010
i jst quoted u
Re: Prayer by tanimz(f): 4:37pm On Aug 08, 2010
You just quoted and edited.
Re: Prayer by EfemenaXY: 4:46pm On Aug 08, 2010
seriously edited cheesy

now if that man stumble across this thread, im ego go swell well-well lipsrsealed lipsrsealed
Re: Prayer by tanimz(f): 4:48pm On Aug 08, 2010
Which foolish ego? Make the yeye ego swell, I go use my hand burst am. angry
Re: Prayer by EfemenaXY: 4:50pm On Aug 08, 2010
No, no - nor use your hand

use sharp needle!

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Re: Prayer by Dyt(f): 4:51pm On Aug 08, 2010
dat wz ur prayer remember

i jst filled in d gap
ur prayers u know
Re: Prayer by Dyt(f): 4:53pm On Aug 08, 2010
easy gals relax k

n efe ur prayers has bn answered
God has given u studio
jst fly wit him
tk him away 2 d lands of no return
Re: Prayer by tanimz(f): 4:53pm On Aug 08, 2010
Efemena_xy:

No, no - nor use your hand

use sharp needle!

grin grin grin

Leave that to me. wink
Re: Prayer by tanimz(f): 4:55pm On Aug 08, 2010
Dyt:

easy gals relax k

n efe your prayers has bn answered
God has given u studio
jst fly wit him
tk him away 2 d lands of no return

You this woman, e be like say you no dey hear word. angry angry

Efe talk say she no dey interested in your ex-husband. Why you dey force her? Se tipa ni? angry angry
Re: Prayer by EfemenaXY: 4:56pm On Aug 08, 2010
Babes - my prayer was completed

no gaps inside

but, you fit modify am to suit your needs sha - no sweat  tongue tongue


**Gosh!! It's evident you're still madly in lurvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvve with Mr Stud - 32 babies or not**

**As today na Sunday, forgive his transgressions and take him back now - hmmm?? **
 cool
Re: Prayer by EfemenaXY: 4:57pm On Aug 08, 2010
Dyt  angry angry

I don tell u many times say I no want your left-overs. . .Pls free me jor!

Dyt:

easy gals relax k

n efe your prayers has bn answered
God has given u studio
jst fly wit him
tk him away 2 d lands of no return

Re: Prayer by EfemenaXY: 4:59pm On Aug 08, 2010
Erm. . .na which 1 be d land of no returns??

I hope una 2 plants yams and pepper for there b/4 leaving sha?? tongue tongue
Re: Prayer by Dyt(f): 5:00pm On Aug 08, 2010
tanimz i quite understand u well so because say u no fit v him dat one cm mean say mk nobody v am



efe bcareful n speak 4 ya sef alone cos u dont know whom is whom

no talk say i no warn u


i go dey hia dey look na
Re: Prayer by tanimz(f): 5:01pm On Aug 08, 2010
Efe see as Dyt dey insult me untop say I dey defend you. undecided

Henceforth, I shall hold my peace unless I am called upon. sad
Re: Prayer by Dyt(f): 5:02pm On Aug 08, 2010
d land of no returns means CLOUD 9
efe tk studio 2 CLOUD 9
Re: Prayer by marcus1234: 5:02pm On Aug 08, 2010
Re: Prayer by Dyt(f): 5:04pm On Aug 08, 2010
thank u marc,


K u said u dont want studio?
Ow abt sledge
Re: Prayer by EfemenaXY: 5:05pm On Aug 08, 2010
Dyt:

d land of no returns means CLOUD 9
efe tk studio 2 CLOUD 9

Dyt - keep Studio in CLOUD9 - no bring am back jor!!

besides we all know say na your man - so why, oh why, do you want to share him out??

@Taminz, abeg no mind Dyt jor - the babe dey on heat (again)

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Re: Prayer by EfemenaXY: 5:07pm On Aug 08, 2010
marcus1234:

Prayer is everything smiley[img]http://s07.flagcounter.com/count/DymW/bg=ffffff/txt=ffffff/border=ffffff/columns=1/maxflags=1/viewers=3/labels=0/[/img]

Abi?? - you're so right man smiley

@Dyt, you don chop sledge apple? 'cos if you have, then I no want your left-overs jor

there's plenty of fish in the nland sea 4 me jor wink
Re: Prayer by Dyt(f): 5:08pm On Aug 08, 2010
nah slegde is nt my type

ow abt dickless?



Or probably marcus
Re: Prayer by EfemenaXY: 5:10pm On Aug 08, 2010
Really?

Oya tell me more about Mr Sledge - sounds interesting. . .
Re: Prayer by Dyt(f): 5:15pm On Aug 08, 2010
sledge as he is called is a toboggan
u know wat dat means now

so he is a one way traffic man
guess u ll do well 2geda bt he cld b insultive n dont b mad if u catch him cheatin on u *wit a guy*
Re: Prayer by EfemenaXY: 5:19pm On Aug 08, 2010
hmm. . .

but wetin be tobaggan?? - abeg tish me tongue
Re: Prayer by Dyt(f): 5:24pm On Aug 08, 2010
check ur dic now

well i think its a narrow vehicle so so so so

bt u dont say i did nt tell u wen u catch him o
Re: Prayer by EfemenaXY: 5:29pm On Aug 08, 2010
hmmm - okay

anyway, tallking about prayers - e be like say your prayers 'ave been answered girl. . .

look the pic talk thread - you soldier man don arrive tongue
Re: Prayer by Dyt(f): 5:33pm On Aug 08, 2010
dats tanimz ex
now c gal she is tryin 2 use u 2 cover up


still intrested in sledge?
Re: Prayer by EfemenaXY: 5:35pm On Aug 08, 2010
^^No.
Re: Prayer by Dyt(f): 5:42pm On Aug 08, 2010
oya name any body i go give u his profile
Re: Prayer by EfemenaXY: 5:44pm On Aug 08, 2010
erm. . Dyt

yes tell me about DYT profile
smiley)
Re: Prayer by Dyt(f): 5:48pm On Aug 08, 2010
ha dat one

mtcheeewww

abeg call sm1 else jo cos if anybody talk abt dat one na fire o

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