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11 People On A Rope! by EfemenaXY: 10:51am On Aug 09, 2010
Eleven people were hanging on a rope under a helicopter, ten men and one woman.



The rope was not strong enough to carry them all, so they decided that one had to leave, because otherwise they were all going to fall.



They weren't able to name that person, until the woman gave a very touching speech.



She said that she would voluntarily let go of the rope, because, as a woman, she was used to giving up everything for her husband and kids or for men in general, and was used to always making sacrifices with little in return.



As soon as she finished her speech, all the men started clapping their hands. . .
Re: 11 People On A Rope! by blacksta(m): 11:48am On Aug 09, 2010
grin

This is somebody that is suppose to be work - meeting with stakeholders and writing business cases

posting jokes on nl
Re: 11 People On A Rope! by Okijajuju1(m): 11:50am On Aug 09, 2010
Na her blackberry she dey use, no blame her!!

NL dey addictive.
Re: 11 People On A Rope! by Ben13: 11:56am On Aug 09, 2010
Lol have been posted her before. . .still funny though cheesy
Re: 11 People On A Rope! by dani1luv: 12:06pm On Aug 09, 2010
OMG!!! shocked
Re: 11 People On A Rope! by Okijajuju1(m): 12:18pm On Aug 09, 2010
^^^ Why you dey shout GOD name anyhow?! You come dey open-eye untop!! Na your mate?! angry
Re: 11 People On A Rope! by dani1luv: 12:23pm On Aug 09, 2010
Where u c me shout Gods name, u nid hearing aid, jst dey ontopik
Re: 11 People On A Rope! by Okijajuju1(m): 12:28pm On Aug 09, 2010
Wetin be the G for OMG?! angry

No carry me play o!!
Re: 11 People On A Rope! by dani1luv: 12:30pm On Aug 09, 2010
O- oh M-my G-gosh tongue
Re: 11 People On A Rope! by 1stknight(m): 2:28pm On Aug 09, 2010
Oh My Goodness!
Re: 11 People On A Rope! by Okijajuju1(m): 12:07am On Aug 10, 2010
NA Lie jor!!

Una think say I be tatar!!? angry
Re: 11 People On A Rope! by EfemenaXY: 12:28am On Aug 10, 2010
Thanks guys - glad you liked it

cheesy cheesy cheesy
Re: 11 People On A Rope! by jokingmary(m): 7:09pm On Aug 11, 2010
At first I thought, what a nice lady

But after reading through angry grin
Re: 11 People On A Rope! by EfemenaXY: 9:02pm On Aug 11, 2010
^^ c'mon Jokingmary wink

you can't blame the lady for out-smarting 10 guys can you??

After all, na survival of the smartest and not the fittest! cheesy cheesy cheesy
Re: 11 People On A Rope! by marcus1234: 9:03pm On Aug 11, 2010
Re: 11 People On A Rope! by EfemenaXY: 9:14pm On Aug 11, 2010
smiley smiley

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