I've seen a lot of disturbing sh*ts in my life but the top one would be the time I went to buy drug in a chemist's shop down the street in my area in Ibadan. I noticed the shop was empty and being in dire need of the said drug, I called pit to the no-where-to-be-found chemist repeatedly but no one was answering so I had to move into the shop when I heard some creaking noises like a thief's footstep, I went back outside, picked a stick just to scare the their away so as to alert the neighbours if my suspicions were right. I didn't want to be the guy that's scared of rat.

So I moved back in, with a stick in my dominant hand and I rushed to the place and to my utter astonishment, guess what I found?

A man was having sex (backdoor way to be precise) with the chemist (an alhaja, eleha with 4-5 kids).

The place was so dirty and in their bid to cover the romp, the man removed his Pete so fast that the woman farted. I was so stunned to move away.

I still see the woman anytime I go back to our old street. we share a secret and I'm not breaking the secret. lest I forget, I've been buying drugs for free since.