Re: Dino Melaye Nollywood: "Cunning Man Die, Cunning Man Bury Am!" - APC UK Mocks by LongJohn042(m): 12:05am On Jan 05, 2019 |
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Re: Dino Melaye Nollywood: "Cunning Man Die, Cunning Man Bury Am!" - APC UK Mocks by Nobody: 12:45am On Jan 05, 2019 |
Its all drama now till he stops breathing... |
Re: Dino Melaye Nollywood: "Cunning Man Die, Cunning Man Bury Am!" - APC UK Mocks by MrDoGood(m): 12:57am On Jan 05, 2019 |
Okoyeeebos:
DINO MELAYE ...Now let me bring you up to date of his arrest��♂��♂ 1. Criminals were arrested in Kogi state with AK47 assault riffles. 2. The arrested criminals named DINO as their sponsor 3. Police wrote a letter to Dino for explanation, Dino ignored the letter. 4. A week later, the Police wrote to the Senate, asking for DINO, Senate ignored the letter. 5. A week after again, another invitation to DINO from the SARS headquarters was again extended to DINO, yet, he refused. 6. Police declared him wanted 7. The arrested criminals escaped from their cells, and Dino gave the police 24 hours to produce the criminals. 8. The criminals were all rearrested two days later. Dino was invited again and he for the 5th time refused. 9. At Offa in Kwara State, he was prevented from been arrested by Saraki and the Vigilantes. 10. He was stopped at the Airport by the immigration, and he snatched back his passport from the immigration, and bolted away, before the Police could get there. 11. The police traced him to his house, and laid seige there, when he refused to submit himself for arrest. 12. 24 hours later, Dino submitted himself for arrest. 13. He was taken to SARS headquarters for processing, and then was been taken to Lokoja for an identification parade. 14. In a commando style attack, two white hilux truck slammed into the front end of the security vehicle Dino was in, and in the confusion, Dino bolted into the near by bush. 15. A hot chase by the police got DINO caught, and rearrested. 16. An ambulance from no where appeared, in response to the Police call for an ambulance. The police thinking it was in response to their call, allowed DINO to be conveyed in the ambulance. 17. On discovering that the ambulance belongs to the National Assembly and was DINO getaway Plan B, they chased the Ambulance and caught up with it at Zanklin Hospital, where the driver of the ambulance, Dino and the hospital Director were arrested, and Dino taken custody of, by the Police.
Now you know! Sir, this is a season movie when is season 2 coming out? ![grin](https://www.nairaland.com/faces/grin.png) |
Re: Dino Melaye Nollywood: "Cunning Man Die, Cunning Man Bury Am!" - APC UK Mocks by sahm4u2nv(m): 1:03am On Jan 05, 2019 |
Okoyeeebos:
DINO MELAYE ...Now let me bring you up to date of his arrest��♂��♂ 1. Criminals were arrested in Kogi state with AK47 assault riffles. 2. The arrested criminals named DINO as their sponsor 3. Police wrote a letter to Dino for explanation, Dino ignored the letter. 4. A week later, the Police wrote to the Senate, asking for DINO, Senate ignored the letter. 5. A week after again, another invitation to DINO from the SARS headquarters was again extended to DINO, yet, he refused. 6. Police declared him wanted 7. The arrested criminals escaped from their cells, and Dino gave the police 24 hours to produce the criminals. 8. The criminals were all rearrested two days later. Dino was invited again and he for the 5th time refused. 9. At Offa in Kwara State, he was prevented from been arrested by Saraki and the Vigilantes. 10. He was stopped at the Airport by the immigration, and he snatched back his passport from the immigration, and bolted away, before the Police could get there. 11. The police traced him to his house, and laid seige there, when he refused to submit himself for arrest. 12. 24 hours later, Dino submitted himself for arrest. 13. He was taken to SARS headquarters for processing, and then was been taken to Lokoja for an identification parade. 14. In a commando style attack, two white hilux truck slammed into the front end of the security vehicle Dino was in, and in the confusion, Dino bolted into the near by bush. 15. A hot chase by the police got DINO caught, and rearrested. 16. An ambulance from no where appeared, in response to the Police call for an ambulance. The police thinking it was in response to their call, allowed DINO to be conveyed in the ambulance. 17. On discovering that the ambulance belongs to the National Assembly and was DINO getaway Plan B, they chased the Ambulance and caught up with it at Zanklin Hospital, where the driver of the ambulance, Dino and the hospital Director were arrested, and Dino taken custody of, by the Police.
Now you know! Thanks for enlightening me ![cool](https://www.nairaland.com/faces/cool.png) |
Re: Dino Melaye Nollywood: "Cunning Man Die, Cunning Man Bury Am!" - APC UK Mocks by sahm4u2nv(m): 1:11am On Jan 05, 2019 |
ashjay001:
Chai, na u try pass!
But, na part 1 u just describe so ![wink](https://www.nairaland.com/faces/wink.png)
Na part two we dey now 1. Dino in his constituency. Driving round on one mission or d other.
2. Dino stopped at a police checkpoint n requested to allow a search.
3. Dino refuses to be searched.
4. Crazy policeman insists
5. Crazy policeman ends up being shot by a member of Dino's security, probably under orders of his principal.
6. Senate written, to release Dino for questioning, since June.
7. Senate clerk, acknowledged invitation.
8. Senate president denies d senate received any invitation. The denial was on national TV.
9. Police submit proof on acknowledged invitation.
10. Police get a court order, to arrest d said Dino.
11. Police lay siege on Sinator Dino's abode. Water, light cut off. Force men wanted in d battle front of sambisa, deployed to arrest a noisemaker![sad](https://www.nairaland.com/faces/sad.png)
12. Dino starts a media rigmarole, incorporating wailers of all inclination(masses, leaders of sh*t thought, politheifians), into d "Dino must escape arrest" project.
13. Today's episode happened
14. That nigga u replied, ko ni kan se, just winding u up ni. A confirmed wailer ![kiss](https://www.nairaland.com/faces/kiss.gif) Too much sense, blessed |
Re: Dino Melaye Nollywood: "Cunning Man Die, Cunning Man Bury Am!" - APC UK Mocks by Nobody: 1:12am On Jan 05, 2019 |
sahm4u2nv:
Thanks for enlightening me ![cool](https://www.nairaland.com/faces/cool.png) Na part two we dey now 1. Dino in his constituency. Driving round on one mission or d other. 2. Dino stopped at a police checkpoint n requested to allow a search. 3. Dino refuses to be searched. 4. Crazy policeman insists 5. Crazy policeman ends up being shot by a member of Dino's security, probably under orders of his principal. 6. Senate written, to release Dino for questioning, since June. 7. Senate clerk, acknowledged invitation. 8. Senate president denies d senate received any invitation. The denial was on national TV. 9. Police submit proof on acknowledged invitation. 10. Police get a court order, to arrest d said Dino. 11. Police lay siege on Sinator Dino's abode. Water, light cut off. Force men wanted in d battle front of sambisa, deployed to arrest a noisemakersad 12. Dino starts a media rigmarole, incorporating wailers of all inclination(masses, leaders of sh*t thought, politheifians), into d "Dino must escape arrest" project. 13. Yesterday's episode happened 1 Like |
Re: Dino Melaye Nollywood: "Cunning Man Die, Cunning Man Bury Am!" - APC UK Mocks by Truckpusher(m): 2:54am On Jan 05, 2019 |
Okoyeeebos:
DINO MELAYE ...Now let me bring you up to date of his arrest��♂��♂ 1. Criminals were arrested in Kogi state with AK47 assault riffles. 2. The arrested criminals named DINO as their sponsor 3. Police wrote a letter to Dino for explanation, Dino ignored the letter. 4. A week later, the Police wrote to the Senate, asking for DINO, Senate ignored the letter. 5. A week after again, another invitation to DINO from the SARS headquarters was again extended to DINO, yet, he refused. 6. Police declared him wanted 7. The arrested criminals escaped from their cells, and Dino gave the police 24 hours to produce the criminals. 8. The criminals were all rearrested two days later. Dino was invited again and he for the 5th time refused. 9. At Offa in Kwara State, he was prevented from been arrested by Saraki and the Vigilantes. 10. He was stopped at the Airport by the immigration, and he snatched back his passport from the immigration, and bolted away, before the Police could get there. 11. The police traced him to his house, and laid seige there, when he refused to submit himself for arrest. 12. 24 hours later, Dino submitted himself for arrest. 13. He was taken to SARS headquarters for processing, and then was been taken to Lokoja for an identification parade. 14. In a commando style attack, two white hilux truck slammed into the front end of the security vehicle Dino was in, and in the confusion, Dino bolted into the near by bush. 15. A hot chase by the police got DINO caught, and rearrested. 16. An ambulance from no where appeared, in response to the Police call for an ambulance. The police thinking it was in response to their call, allowed DINO to be conveyed in the ambulance. 17. On discovering that the ambulance belongs to the National Assembly and was DINO getaway Plan B, they chased the Ambulance and caught up with it at Zanklin Hospital, where the driver of the ambulance, Dino and the hospital Director were arrested, and Dino taken custody of, by the Police.
Now you know! Hope you know tomorrow is another day. 1 Like |
Re: Dino Melaye Nollywood: "Cunning Man Die, Cunning Man Bury Am!" - APC UK Mocks by stuffs4me(m): 3:13am On Jan 05, 2019 |
ZombieTAMER: What exactly is the crime Dino committed?
Just asking He was the only senator brave enough to tell tyrant Buhari the truth about the wanton killings carried out by Fulani herdsmen who are Buhari's kinsmen. |
Re: Dino Melaye Nollywood: "Cunning Man Die, Cunning Man Bury Am!" - APC UK Mocks by stuffs4me(m): 3:15am On Jan 05, 2019 |
Okoyeeebos:
DINO MELAYE ...Now let me bring you up to date of his arrest��♂��♂ 1. Criminals were arrested in Kogi state with AK47 assault riffles. 2. The arrested criminals named DINO as their sponsor 3. Police wrote a letter to Dino for explanation, Dino ignored the letter. 4. A week later, the Police wrote to the Senate, asking for DINO, Senate ignored the letter. 5. A week after again, another invitation to DINO from the SARS headquarters was again extended to DINO, yet, he refused. 6. Police declared him wanted 7. The arrested criminals escaped from their cells, and Dino gave the police 24 hours to produce the criminals. 8. The criminals were all rearrested two days later. Dino was invited again and he for the 5th time refused. 9. At Offa in Kwara State, he was prevented from been arrested by Saraki and the Vigilantes. 10. He was stopped at the Airport by the immigration, and he snatched back his passport from the immigration, and bolted away, before the Police could get there. 11. The police traced him to his house, and laid seige there, when he refused to submit himself for arrest. 12. 24 hours later, Dino submitted himself for arrest. 13. He was taken to SARS headquarters for processing, and then was been taken to Lokoja for an identification parade. 14. In a commando style attack, two white hilux truck slammed into the front end of the security vehicle Dino was in, and in the confusion, Dino bolted into the near by bush. 15. A hot chase by the police got DINO caught, and rearrested. 16. An ambulance from no where appeared, in response to the Police call for an ambulance. The police thinking it was in response to their call, allowed DINO to be conveyed in the ambulance. 17. On discovering that the ambulance belongs to the National Assembly and was DINO getaway Plan B, they chased the Ambulance and caught up with it at Zanklin Hospital, where the driver of the ambulance, Dino and the hospital Director were arrested, and Dino taken custody of, by the Police.
Now you know! You forgot to say the main reason was that Dino Melaye was the only senator brave enough to tell tyrant Buhari the truth about the wanton killings carried out by Fulani herdsmen who are Buhari's kinsmen. 1 Like |
Re: Dino Melaye Nollywood: "Cunning Man Die, Cunning Man Bury Am!" - APC UK Mocks by Yyeske(m): 4:12am On Jan 05, 2019 |
ZombieTAMER:
Wonderful... So what about the thugs that hijacked the national assembly maze.. They confessed to be working working for senator Omo agege
I wonder what actually became of that case... Open another thread for that and let us enjoy how Dino is busy embarrassing his ancestors here mbok. 1 Like |
Re: Dino Melaye Nollywood: "Cunning Man Die, Cunning Man Bury Am!" - APC UK Mocks by ZombieTAMER: 4:20am On Jan 05, 2019 |
Yyeske: Open another thread for that and let us enjoy how Dino is busy embarrassing his ancestors here mbok. Enjoy... When the tyranny gets to your doorstep Someone will be there to enjoy it also |
Re: Dino Melaye Nollywood: "Cunning Man Die, Cunning Man Bury Am!" - APC UK Mocks by Anythingbet667: 4:23am On Jan 05, 2019 |
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Re: Dino Melaye Nollywood: "Cunning Man Die, Cunning Man Bury Am!" - APC UK Mocks by cardoctor(m): 4:34am On Jan 05, 2019 |
Officialpdpnig: Why on earth did he lie that he was not in his house all this while and why did Saraki also join him to tell the same lie?
This is disgraceful. Finally he was arrested in the same house he claimed not to be in or is there an invisible house inside his house where he was hiding? Rotten society |
Re: Dino Melaye Nollywood: "Cunning Man Die, Cunning Man Bury Am!" - APC UK Mocks by Yyeske(m): 4:37am On Jan 05, 2019 |
ZombieTAMER:
Enjoy... When the tyranny gets to your doorstep Someone will be there to enjoy it also I can't act as stupid but same fate awaits you if you act like him 1 Like |
Re: Dino Melaye Nollywood: "Cunning Man Die, Cunning Man Bury Am!" - APC UK Mocks by ZombieTAMER: 4:49am On Jan 05, 2019 |
Yyeske: I can't act as stupid but same fate awaits you if you act like him Lol.. You can't say that if he was in Apc |
Re: Dino Melaye Nollywood: "Cunning Man Die, Cunning Man Bury Am!" - APC UK Mocks by Nobody: 4:57am On Jan 05, 2019 |
Is tjis not the same person that was mocking GEJ in 2015?
His seat in senate was won using the broom, today he is under the umbrella.
Politicians dont care about the common man, party affiliation notwithstanding. If he goes back to sweeping with the broom, all his sins will vanish and the mugus with the PVC on both sides of the dibide will change thejr songs about him.
Folks should be wise. |
Re: Dino Melaye Nollywood: "Cunning Man Die, Cunning Man Bury Am!" - APC UK Mocks by Officialpdpnig: 5:42am On Jan 05, 2019 |
jaxxy:
Keep focusing on the irrelevant. Did he lie under oath or in court? Does the police not lie?
Now tell me is his lie on Twitter a crime or smtn as serious as abuse of the law, disregarded for court orders by same police? Disregard for invitations by the senate? Just tell me this is not tyranny and lawlessness. So a federal lawmaker who is supposed to be one of the pillars of the law in this country lied to the police that he was away from home when for the past 8 days he had been holed up in his home is irrelevant? Well he just added resisting arrest to his charges. Perhaps tbat is irrelevant too 1 Like |
Re: Dino Melaye Nollywood: "Cunning Man Die, Cunning Man Bury Am!" - APC UK Mocks by Officialpdpnig: 5:45am On Jan 05, 2019 |
stuffs4me:
You forgot to say the main reason was that Dino Melaye was the only senator brave enough to tell tyrant Buhari the truth about the wanton killings carried out by Fulani herdsmen who are Buhari's kinsmen. And Atikus Kinsmen too. After all Atiku has far more Fulani's under his payroll than buhari and has openly boasted that he is more Fulani than buhari and speaks the Fulani Languagr while buhari does not. The Fulani herdsmen has always been Atikus brainchild. 1 Like |
Re: Dino Melaye Nollywood: "Cunning Man Die, Cunning Man Bury Am!" - APC UK Mocks by Olajah81: 6:03am On Jan 05, 2019 |
ZombieTAMER: What exactly is the crime Dino committed?
Just asking Ask ur sense... ![](/faces/huh.png) Are u a foreigner... ![](/faces/huh.png) 1 Like |
Re: Dino Melaye Nollywood: "Cunning Man Die, Cunning Man Bury Am!" - APC UK Mocks by Olajah81: 6:10am On Jan 05, 2019 |
ZombieTAMER:
Wonderful... So what about the thugs that hijacked the national assembly maze.. They confessed to be working working for senator Omo agege
I wonder what actually became of that case... Common sense is far from u.... ![](/faces/huh.png) Not omo-agege?.... Is Omo-ojota ![](/faces/huh.png) U be fool l swear.... ![](/faces/huh.png) |
Re: Dino Melaye Nollywood: "Cunning Man Die, Cunning Man Bury Am!" - APC UK Mocks by Omeokachie: 7:08am On Jan 05, 2019 |
APC UK....do they have voters card? ![grin](https://www.nairaland.com/faces/grin.png) |
Re: Dino Melaye Nollywood: "Cunning Man Die, Cunning Man Bury Am!" - APC UK Mocks by Richardlove(m): 7:24am On Jan 05, 2019 |
Okoyeeebos:
DINO MELAYE ...Now let me bring you up to date of his arrest��♂��♂ 1. Criminals were arrested in Kogi state with AK47 assault riffles. 2. The arrested criminals named DINO as their sponsor 3. Police wrote a letter to Dino for explanation, Dino ignored the letter. 4. A week later, the Police wrote to the Senate, asking for DINO, Senate ignored the letter. 5. A week after again, another invitation to DINO from the SARS headquarters was again extended to DINO, yet, he refused. 6. Police declared him wanted 7. The arrested criminals escaped from their cells, and Dino gave the police 24 hours to produce the criminals. 8. The criminals were all rearrested two days later. Dino was invited again and he for the 5th time refused. 9. At Offa in Kwara State, he was prevented from been arrested by Saraki and the Vigilantes. 10. He was stopped at the Airport by the immigration, and he snatched back his passport from the immigration, and bolted away, before the Police could get there. 11. The police traced him to his house, and laid seige there, when he refused to submit himself for arrest. 12. 24 hours later, Dino submitted himself for arrest. 13. He was taken to SARS headquarters for processing, and then was been taken to Lokoja for an identification parade. 14. In a commando style attack, two white hilux truck slammed into the front end of the security vehicle Dino was in, and in the confusion, Dino bolted into the near by bush. 15. A hot chase by the police got DINO caught, and rearrested. 16. An ambulance from no where appeared, in response to the Police call for an ambulance. The police thinking it was in response to their call, allowed DINO to be conveyed in the ambulance. 17. On discovering that the ambulance belongs to the National Assembly and was DINO getaway Plan B, they chased the Ambulance and caught up with it at Zanklin Hospital, where the driver of the ambulance, Dino and the hospital Director were arrested, and Dino taken custody of, by the Police.
Now you know! .[color=#006600][/color] his recent hideout story was not there. From the hospital what happened next before his hands up? |
Re: Dino Melaye Nollywood: "Cunning Man Die, Cunning Man Bury Am!" - APC UK Mocks by Godblesspmb: 7:48am On Jan 05, 2019 |
jaxxy:
Keep focusing on the irrelevant. Did he lie under oath or in court? Does the police not lie?
Now tell me is his lie on Twitter a crime or smtn as serious as abuse of the law, disregarded for court orders by same police? Disregard for invitations by the senate? Just tell me this is not tyranny and lawlessness. U are a disgrace to your family if you think a senator of fed rep.of Nigeria telling lies to the whole world is not a crime. This are people who make laws for this country, these are people who served as role model to children and up coming youth. Do you want a Nigeria where our children will see lieing as a normal thing? If Dino had complied with the police invitation all this noise wouldn't be there. Anyway, looters and thieves have no integrity to protect, therefore they see lies as normal. God will never forgive you the day you punish your son or daughter for lieing. |
Re: Dino Melaye Nollywood: "Cunning Man Die, Cunning Man Bury Am!" - APC UK Mocks by Godblesspmb: 7:51am On Jan 05, 2019 |
stuffs4me:
You forgot to say the main reason was that Dino Melaye was the only senator brave enough to tell tyrant Buhari the truth about the wanton killings carried out by Fulani herdsmen who are Buhari's kinsmen. can you show us link? |
Re: Dino Melaye Nollywood: "Cunning Man Die, Cunning Man Bury Am!" - APC UK Mocks by ZombieTAMER: 7:53am On Jan 05, 2019 |
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Re: Dino Melaye Nollywood: "Cunning Man Die, Cunning Man Bury Am!" - APC UK Mocks by jaxxy(m): 7:55am On Jan 05, 2019 |
Godblesspmb: U are a disgrace to your family if you think a senator of fed rep.of Nigeria telling lies to the whole world is not a crime. This are people who make laws for this country, these are people who served as role model to children and up coming youth. Do you want a Nigeria where our children will see lieing as a normal thing? If Dino had complied with the police invitation all this noise wouldn't be there. Anyway, looters and thieves have no integrity to protect, therefore they see lies as normal. God will never forgive you the day you punish your son or daughter for lieing. Keep deceiving urself many people including politicians have lied on Twitter it’s only Dino u want to carry on ur head? Even the police have contradicted themselves on Twitter. I don’t have time for emotional rants. U urself acting like a saint tell me u don’t lie? Continue deceiving urself ok. If u don’t know the police also lie and very well. Even ur Pmb and Apc have been lieing to Nigerians u didn’t go emotional on them it’s dino’s start to show ur biased nature as usual. |
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Re: Dino Melaye Nollywood: "Cunning Man Die, Cunning Man Bury Am!" - APC UK Mocks by jaxxy(m): 8:05am On Jan 05, 2019 |
Officialpdpnig:
So a federal lawmaker who is supposed to be one of the pillars of the law in this country lied to the police that he was away from home when for the past 8 days he had been holed up in his home is irrelevant?
Well he just added resisting arrest to his charges. Perhaps tbat is irrelevant too When u are ready to talk about the crimes the police has committed let me know or in ur mind u think the police is above the law? It’s only dino that has committed a crime rite. In civilized society the police obey court orders and don’t disregard the law and state chasing other people. Have Apc and Pmb being lieing to Nigerians? Keep deceiving urself. Is ony dino or the opposition u can see smtn wrong with. Typical Apc zombie |
Re: Dino Melaye Nollywood: "Cunning Man Die, Cunning Man Bury Am!" - APC UK Mocks by morisnewrain(m): 8:13am On Jan 05, 2019 |
ZombieTAMER: What exactly is the crime Dino committed?
Just asking Attempted murder. Disruption of police while on their lawful duty. Contempt. Breach of peace. Suicide attempt. Resisting arrest and so many depends on how police wants to nail him. 1 Like |
Re: Dino Melaye Nollywood: "Cunning Man Die, Cunning Man Bury Am!" - APC UK Mocks by adeniyisamuel59(m): 8:56am On Jan 05, 2019 |
This useless UK APC stinks to high heaven, if they wanted to be taken serious, they should come home and partake in this conundrum and hardship that pervading everywhere |
Re: Dino Melaye Nollywood: "Cunning Man Die, Cunning Man Bury Am!" - APC UK Mocks by Nobody: 8:56am On Jan 05, 2019 |
Charmingrascal: For APC as a party to be mocking Dino I think it's obvious dat d party has a hand in his ordeal. Hweva Dino shld stop acting up because he is disgracing his family he shld man up for once. IG must knw dat if anythng happen 2 Dino he wll pay dearly 4 it. What if he's suffering from a rare kind of anxiety disorder? Some things are real. We can't just put dino's show off as fake. We know how hyperactive and dramatic Dino can be when he's in a high-happy state. Such persons have a huge potential to react this way when fearful. |