Sowwiie I gotta rest my brains dear nd Iv got so much stuffs 2 do, ow bout we continue 2mao?

ok my sugar. lectures for today closes, curtain raised.
, to be continued tomorrow,. classes close and gateman locks gate .

Lol. Tnx 4 2dae's lecture nway. Na9t

deelady:

Lol. Tnx 4 2dae's lecture nway. Na9t

you are supposed to be sleeping my angel,dont come and be dozing in class tomorrow o

Bolaji, you don craze finally . . . a PhD in MRCism!! :p by the way, your student actually writes bars better than you do . You need to get back to your former job - serving amala and egusi plates RSVP . . .

Wordsmith:

Bolaji, you don craze finally . . . a PhD in MRCism!! :p RSVP . . .

wordsmith u be eternal idiot, where have u been since last year , ur idiotism hasnt been matched by any other person here , are they just releasing u from ibadan prisons for cheating in ur final exams
idiot after spending 8 years writing carryover courses u decided to show up today

where is deelady jare. holla at me , its time for lectures

Gud Morning Teacher, tnx 4 yesterdae. We can resume d class nw

deelady:

Gud Morning Teacher, tnx 4 yesterdae. We can resume d class nw

yes my student

Next lecture is punchlines
u ready ?

absolutely ready!

a punchline is simply defined as a joke about someone or something, something said to ridicule someone
punchlines in rap or hip hop are like slam dunks  to basketball if done correctly, they bring the audience or crowd to their feet and make em respect ur rap. most rappers that have respect in the streets use a lotta punchlines.  typical example of punchline rappers. are 04ka , lloyd banks, ludacris, papoose, lil wayne uses some too but in a metaphorical way/.


example , lets take these few basic punchline as a basic example

''I treat my b*tch like an atm card" cuz i keep gettin money from her''.    luda
u wouldnt be signed even if u tie a p.o.p on ur leg  
u couldnt be hood even if u carry ur whole village on ur head  
am too ghetto /i put am for head like wyclef -olamide  
u couldnt rap tight  if they tie rubberband on ur waist    
even if they take ur flows to bar beach, u still couldnt cross river  like calabar   mi modified
ur flow always stay grounded like the nigerian airways     modey
u couldnt flow tight even if u was a girl on her period  
i will send shots to ur body so u can really feel the holy ghost  
u couldnt promote gala even if ur name was lalaboi      

these are basic examples of a punchline , read thru this, u will be able to understand what a basic rap punchline is
so ur first exercise is to drop 10 examples of punchlines in ur opinion using the above as a yardstick,
before we move on to the second part of the lecture::
next lecture will be : advanced punchlines, oya do ur exercise first

* I dnt care if u dip your name in deep poo/
   but I protect mine jst like I protect my nipp**le/

*  I sell water 2 d rain/
    do u now think I can ever be drained?/

* Im so on top u cnt beat me/
   Even if u treck 4rm 9ja to UK u stil cnt reach me/

* Wen I spit, u dnt talk u listen/
   Just like u do wen your pastors preachn/
   or wen Obama is talkin/

* Wen u tld me 2 go 2 hell, I just kept mute/
   cos definitely sweetie Im gonna meet u dere/

* U still cnt terminate me even if u ar a terminator/
   cos me myself, Im a gladiator/

* U sing s**it, u rap s**hit, u talk s**hit/
   Why is your lyf so full of s**it/

* your rap is so wack n unstable lyk d PHCN /

* Hating on me is lyk hating on your moda/
   So its beta if u ld c me as a sister/

*  U knw im gonna poke your eye out/
    Den givit 2 u 2 make a meal out of it/

I hope its gud

hmmmmmm, lemme take a look at it first.

deelady:

* I dnt care if u dip your name in deep poo/
   but I protect mine jst like I protect my nipp**le/

I hope its gud
   

oh gosh, deelady , u will not kill me. this is so hot

deelady:



* Im so on top u cnt beat me/
   Even if u treck 4rm 9ja to UK u stil cnt reach me/

gosh, deelady, some ladies are in deep trouble,
fatfish, sexydee , gabry ,chiogo , nellaluv and the rest ladies yall berra watch out for the newest 04ka rap recruit.

Tnx but y dnt u com on fb, wanna ask u some thngs. I downloaded ur kid sister's rap but twas only 8 seconds, only beat and no rap. Hw com?

deelady:

Tnx but y dnt u com on fb, wanna ask u some thngs. I downloaded your kid sister's rap but twas only 8 seconds, only beat and no rap. Hw com?

dont worry i will meet u on fb now. yeah my sis was just freestyling, u know that ebora has taught her how to freestyle too.

deelady:



* Wen u tld me 2 go 2 hell, I just kept mute/
   cos definitely sweetie Im gonna meet u dere/
 

gosh, are yall sure this is the same student critics said 04ka couldnt teach deelady u now rap better than all these nairaland boys and chics put together.   deelady , in just lecture 4 you are already a pro,, dont worry i told u u will graduate sooner than expected.
fatfish, sexydee , gabry ,chiogo , nellaluv , fl gators and ileke idi are all i trouble, yall should get ready for 04ka new graduate ,
deelady dont forget the final exam will include a battle wit ur lecturer 04ka and u must beat me silly.  
but first u will write first semester exam first .

lecture 5-freestyle sparring.   be gettin ready cuz me and u will be freestyling and sparring wit all u have learnt , which means ur gonna put all u have learnt from lecture 1-4 to practice, u will be combining, the rhyming, with the metaphors, wordplays and the punchlines when u rap, remember u must always make sure that each word rhyme

are u ready gurl.?

I don't think I can battle my teacher yet but lets just givit a shot

deelady:

I don't think I can battle my teacher yet but lets just givit a shot

ok lets do a cypha, a cypha is when a group of rapper 1, 2 or 3 or more, rap by taking turns, by rotating their turns to spit like 2 , 4, 8 , 16 bars as the case may be , so now we are going to be spitting in cypha ,
i will start with 2 lines then u follow suit wit ur 2 lines but u must always rhyme with whatever i end with and i must always rhyme with whatever u end with? u cool?

Yeah, that wil do

ok cool, so the cypha starts , 2 lines each , i go first u go next , remember u have to use any elements of basic rap that u learnt aight, so here i go ,, mic check 1.2, oops i didnt teach u all the taunts people say when they want to rap,,  like mic check , eyo eyo yo yo yo etc, dont worry i will teach u all the slangs later, meanwhile its time for the 04ka deelady - Teacher Student  2 line cypha, 2 lines each .///make sure u rhyme always

ok mic check, 1 2

its 04ka the nairaland lecturer and his lovely student deelady/
fake rappers spitting crap need some big time eulogy/
if their group name was winnie yall still wouldnt get no win/
cuz honestly /yall need to start bowing down for deelady , 04ka's new queen!,

Yea, u knw what Mr 04ka is right/
Cos wen its time 2 flow I always sit tight/
very soon Im gonna b shoving my teacher aside/
WTF! did I just spit that? /

deelady:

Yea, u knw what Mr 04ka is right/
Cos wen its time 2 flow I always sit tight/
very soon Im gonna b shoving my teacher aside/
WTF! did I just spit that? /

yes u just spat that/cuz u now spit more venom than indian cobras/
lyrically acclaimed!!/04ka the nairaland king is back to tear some girls bra/
cuz to rap no be agidi/ my people freestyling no be gra gra/
am hard like fufu mixed wit eba/ this rappers are soft like semovita/
deelady is my new chiquita/ she keeps drinking my bars up like bournvita/

Teacher versus student battle/
my dear, ur head's gona rattle/
U ar gonna b beaten, pushed just like a cattle/
But Im gonna spare u d risk of being dismantled/

deelady:

Teacher versus student battle/
my dear, your head's gona rattle/
U ar gonna b beaten, pushed just like a cattle/
But Im gonna spare u d risk of being dismantled/

heads will definitely rattle/ o4ka is about to pass the lyrical baton
am ripping their ass on/ when am done ama leave u wit no pant on
i advice u young lady/the tortoise doesnt reveal his 8th secret
when am done wit u /ama leave u burning in 100 degrees ,

U call urself a damn beast(ebora) but just note dat Im d beauty/
and beauty aint scared of d beast/
Im physically fit/ Wen it coms 2 intelligence Ima mental hit/
Watch it teacher else u r gonna b soaked in defeat /

deelady:

U call urself a damn beast(ebora) but just note dat Im d beauty/
and beauty aint scared of d beast/
Im physically fit/ Wen it coms 2 intelligence Ima mental hit/
Watch it teacher else u r gonna b soaked in defeat /

speaking of beauty/ ebora is da lyrical heavyweight duty
whichever way u want it/ur still gettin fuucked like kim kardashians booty
the flow is lazy/ my vision hazy/ ebora is gettin lyrically daisy
head or toes/flip d coins/ am exposing this pussiii like girls going crazy

U ar d one who is fuucked here teacher/
My lyrics ar so hot, sick, killing and so dope mister/
u can jump, u cn walk but u cnt still kip up with me/
cos u will always meet me at d front jst like d floor/
D fact dat Im a beginner in dis game doesnt mean Im wack/
Im gonna hit u in ur medulla u gonna feel a crack/
damn it! among u fishes Im a shark/
4 ur information teacher, ready 2 pack/

deelady:

U ar d one who is fuucked here teacher/
My lyrics ar so hot, sick, killing and so dope mister/
u can jump, u cn walk but u cnt still kip up with me/
cos u will always meet me at d front jst like d floor/
D fact dat Im a beginner in dis game doesnt mean Im wack/
Im gonna hit u in your medulla u gonna feel a crack/
damn it! among u fishes Im a shark/
4 your information teacher, ready 2 pack/

speaking of that/the only time ur flow's hot is when they put it in a food flask
killer instinct orchid on the flow/ ur gettin hit more times dan orchids flik flak
think tank/ in the rap game u will get eaten up like a quick snack
see that/it doesnt look like am battling u/ feels like am taking a quick nap

Wake up kid/ this is not a nap station/
U got nothing 2 show/ just like a clown with no humour
Wen Im don wit u/ u gona think u av a tumor
But i aint gona waste my shiiit cos u ar so freakin inferior/

deelady:

Wake up kid/ this is not a nap station/
U got nothing 2 show/ just like a clown with no humour
Wen Im don wit u/ u gona think u av a tumor
But i aint gona waste my shiiit cos u ar so freakin inferior/

lol nice one

i dont need to wake up /cuz ur rhymes make me drowsy
why do u think 04ka is nicknamed d great ebora wit a magic
see yung lady/ my flow's retarded like mad men in aro
but if u wanna fall in love/ama get cupid to shoot u an arrow