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"i'm On The Wrong Bus by abasifo(m): 7:18pm On Aug 10, 2010
I recently went on a shopping trip downtown with my friend. While riding the bus on our way back home it stopped and let a drunk man get on.
I new he was drunk because he could hardly walk up the aisle, he was staggering so much. Guess where he sat down? Right next to my friend. Unfortunately, my friend is not very tactful.

"I've got news for you" she said as she looked him up and down.

"You're going straight to hell!"

All of a sudden the man started, then jumped up out of his seat shouting, "I'm on the wrong bus
Re: "i'm On The Wrong Bus by Sharon6(f): 10:54pm On Aug 10, 2010
Nice one.
Re: "i'm On The Wrong Bus by bibs(f): 11:02pm On Aug 10, 2010
cool
Re: "i'm On The Wrong Bus by nellaluv(f): 12:02am On Aug 11, 2010
haha very funny!

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Re: "i'm On The Wrong Bus by dani1luv: 4:12pm On Aug 11, 2010
abasifo dont tell me u reside at downtown.
Re: "i'm On The Wrong Bus by jokingmary(m): 5:42pm On Aug 11, 2010
Nice wink

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