I would have said BBN will soon be back, but we haven't heard anything from them, maybe they are stalling because of the elections. So when Big Brother Naija finally comes back, who knows what they will call it this time, water don pass garri, body no b firewood (at least, this one will be true to one of its tenets), next level (I don't know the kind of next level they will want to take us to this time o), wahala dey, we die there, kasala don burst, breeze don blow foul yansh open, shaku shaku.
And we will have a new Miracle (the everyone loves to love), a new Alex (the one that can carry like it is raining), a new Tobi, a new Cee C (the one everyone loves to hate).
Who will be the first housemates to chew chewing gum or is it the forbidden fruit, bbn threads will fill out front page again and the haters will whine and whine but there will be no one to attend to their complaints, because we will just lie down on our sofa, scrolling through Nairaland, sipping our zobo and laughing at them.
And the former housemates will be commenting, like they are now the professors who know it all, who have been there and seen it all. Some out of jealousy because the current housemates have stolen their shine. Their names are no longer the ones people work their lips and tongues to articulate.
Maybe finally a female will win it this time. You know, all the past winners have been males. Who knows what the controversial housemate will be like this time, maybe looking at her chest she will accuse a male housemate of sexually harassing her and leave Big Brother in dilemma. Or maybe she will say she doesn't know who Wizkid and Davido are. Or throw vocabs like, "I'm beautiness and all the guys chasiness me. The way they rush me, it's getting out of handle."
Have you ever wondered why all the controversial housemates are females? Maybe we will have a controversial male housemate this time.
Will they increase the prize money this time to ₦65 million? And say the other ₦45 million is for a car, vacation, shopping etc. Don't be surprised if the prize money finally hits ₦100 million one day.
Who will bobrisky support this time? He doesn't like joining the winning team, maybe he will go to LASU this time to share recharge cards.
When BBN finally rolls by, it will answer all these questions one after the other.
lalasticlala Mynd44 MissyB3

Blue film returns

Am not ready for this ,am so busy with this election





how can we send buhari and atiku parking.....


sth must be done and not this nonsense bbn

True

richmoneyoliver:
Am not ready for this ,am so busy with this election






how can we send buhari and atiku parking.....



sth must be done and not this nonsense bbn

Don't kill yourself with hypertension on top election matter.

franklypaen:
Blue film returns

It's not blue film baba.