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Deliver Us From Akpan by salinco(m): 12:30pm On Aug 12, 2010 |
AKPAN bought a new mobile phone. He sent a message to everyone on his phone book. The message reads: My mobile number has changed; earlier it was Nokia 3310, now it is Nokia 6610. Please take note, · In a conversation: AKPAN : I am proud because my son is in Medical college Friend: Really? What is he studying? AKPAN: No, he is not studying, they are studying him. · Akpan visits his Doctor AKPAN: Doctor, in my dreams I play football every night. DOCTOR: Take these drugs and you will be okay. AKPAN: Can I take it tomorrow? Tonight is the final game. · Akpan and his wife AKPAN: If I die, will you remarry? Wife: No! I will stay with my sister but if I die will you remarry? AKPAN: No, I will also stay with your sister. · AKPAN: People consider me as a “GOD” Wife: How do you know? AKPAN: When I went to the park today, everybody said, oh GOD, you have come again. · AKPAN comes back to his car and finds a note saying “parking fine” He writes a note and sticks it to a pole “Thanks for the compliment” · How do you recognize Akpan in school? He is the one who erases the notes from his book when the teacher erases the board. · Once AKPAN was walking, he had a glove in one hand and none on the other hand. So a man asked him why he did so. He replied: The weather forecast announced that on one hand, it would be cold and on the other hand it would be hot. · AKPAN: Why are all these people running? Man: This is a race; the winner will get the cup. AKPAN: If only the winner will get the Cup, why are the others running? · In a classroom Teacher: “I killed a person. Convert this sentence into future tense” AKPAN: The future tense is “You will go to jail”. · AKPAN told his servant: “Go and water the plants!” Servant: “It is already raining” AKPAN: “So what? Take an umbrella and go” |
Re: Deliver Us From Akpan by Spyker: 3:12pm On Aug 12, 2010 |
Akpan is a dumb man |
Re: Deliver Us From Akpan by Ben13: 3:18pm On Aug 12, 2010 |
This thread exists here already, let me get the link. |
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