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Re: Do Black Church Keep Black Women Single? by patwhizkid(f): 11:24am On Nov 16, 2010 |
Mr cork (m), bro are you married? |
Re: Do Black Church Keep Black Women Single? by MrCork26: 11:39am On Nov 16, 2010 |
no, not yet, tooo many heart breaks and i no longer trust women, Nigerian women |
Re: Do Black Church Keep Black Women Single? by MissyB3(f): 1:36pm On Nov 16, 2010 |
Try me! I gots nyansh and I'm yellow. Plus I never take offiense and you can truss me, always. Do we give it a whirl, Daddy Cork? 1 Like |
Re: Do Black Church Keep Black Women Single? by patwhizkid(f): 2:50pm On Nov 16, 2010 |
No way, missy! Just leave cork alone. Mr cork (m), bro i gots nyash, boobsii and extra thighs (bonus). I'm light skinned too. pliss, can i loff u? cheers!!! |
Re: Do Black Church Keep Black Women Single? by MissyB3(f): 2:55pm On Nov 16, 2010 |
Babez, I ain't playing o. . . .Leave ma Cork for me. Daddy Cork, I gots moiney and can spek ingriish. I'm also in love with you. See? |
Re: Do Black Church Keep Black Women Single? by mykali(m): 2:57pm On Nov 16, 2010 |
Awwww. . .see how ladys are fighting over Corky *sobs* I'm goina changes my name to Cork #2 (no oofeinse) |
Re: Do Black Church Keep Black Women Single? by patwhizkid(f): 3:01pm On Nov 16, 2010 |
Missy, just back off, ok? Afterall yu are dark skinned, can't cook & cleen (no offiense). But as we all know, Daddy cork loves light skinned women with big nyansh, boobsii & extra thighs (bonus). So, u see? Just take my advice. . .leave cork alone! |
Re: Do Black Church Keep Black Women Single? by MissyB3(f): 3:10pm On Nov 16, 2010 |
mykali:If it nor be the real Mr. Cork, any other Cork is counterfeit until I pronounce it otherwise. You may want to submit your 'Cork' patwhizkid:I'm yellow and, can cook and cleen. I'm also not igbo and i realize this is not Enugu where i can post igbo news but, nairaland. Need I remind you that I'm not black but white. Tell me why Daddy Cork wouldn't loff me. |
Re: Do Black Church Keep Black Women Single? by patwhizkid(f): 3:31pm On Nov 16, 2010 |
I know mr cork won't loff u , truss me! I gots moineys, nyansh and everything daddy cork needs, so? |
Re: Do Black Church Keep Black Women Single? by MissyB3(f): 3:58pm On Nov 16, 2010 |
Apparently, you don't know my father. You don't even know I'm sitting with Paprah and the Queen as I type. |
Re: Do Black Church Keep Black Women Single? by patwhizkid(f): 4:08pm On Nov 16, 2010 |
Mr cork and i are right here with papra and the queen, we're are millionaires. truss me, we are happy birds. Yu are a single black Nigeria woman without moineys (no offiense). U aint gots skills in bed. Can u handle a 17inches cork? |
Re: Do Black Church Keep Black Women Single? by mykali(m): 7:28pm On Nov 16, 2010 |
Missy ★ B: Of cois . . .Of cois, i will be submitting my 'Cork' (moineyker) to you soons. I haves a better inches of cork than Mr Cork do.(no oofeinse) Mine is 21inches, verry long and durables. Unlike Mr Corks and his loveness for only Yellow and White ladys, i likes Blue and Black Ladys too. I also having plenty Moineys more than Mr Cork (noo offeince) I wishes my applications can be granted. . .Cheers!!! |
Re: Do Black Church Keep Black Women Single? by MissyB3(f): 11:39pm On Nov 16, 2010 |
mykali:Gbam! Confirmed!! I'm marrying you right away. You like ladies that gots nyansh? 'Cos I do. Real husbands: 1 - Daddy Cork 2- Mykali Cork It's your loss Chamo, snthesis and the others. |
Re: Do Black Church Keep Black Women Single? by patwhizkid(f): 4:41am On Nov 17, 2010 |
Aiite missy, stick to mykali cork and leave my daddy cork alone! |
Re: Do Black Church Keep Black Women Single? by mykali(m): 7:26am On Nov 17, 2010 |
@MissyB Yesss, i love womens who have big nyashs verrry much. I am glads that you accepted my applicationss. Truss me, I wounn't disssapoints you. . .cheers!!! @Patwizkid Daddy cork is a past tense now.(no ofeinse) Mykali cork is the new 21 inches cork in town. |
Re: Do Black Church Keep Black Women Single? by patwhizkid(f): 7:30am On Nov 17, 2010 |
Errh. . .has mykali cork gots moineys and 32inches horse power? If he does, truss me, i'll loffs him. cheers!!! |
Re: Do Black Church Keep Black Women Single? by mykali(m): 3:09pm On Nov 17, 2010 |
patwhizkid: It seems you are underates me. I have verry plenty moineys to splash on plenty womens. Truss me, i woun't disssapoints youu. I loff you verry mush becois you have verry big nyash. And i have 32inches power horse tooo. (can you handles that??) |
Re: Do Black Church Keep Black Women Single? by kokoye(m): 3:20pm On Nov 17, 2010 |
this thread has been officially derailed . . . but i'm lovin it Cork is trying to analyse women and now theyre fighting over him |
Re: Do Black Church Keep Black Women Single? by sleekch1c(f): 6:13pm On Nov 17, 2010 |
;d ;d ;d ;d |
Re: Do Black Church Keep Black Women Single? by MissyB3(f): 1:11am On Nov 18, 2010 |
patwhizkid:Eh ehn eh!! Woman, look elsewhere! Mykali Cork, Daddy Cork and the entire Cork series are all mine. I can allow you have the MOBO44s and the 190 series . . . [s]Even though I hear they are peter files[/s]. |
Re: Do Black Church Keep Black Women Single? by patwhizkid(f): 7:11am On Nov 18, 2010 |
190s & Mobos? Those peter files?! Nah, all i want is my daddy cork who is not a peter file and mykali cork who's got 32inches horse power. Yu can have those arm-robbery-looking peter files to yurself. Cheers!!! |
Re: Do Black Church Keep Black Women Single? by AnnMarie1(f): 12:00pm On Nov 18, 2010 |
crazy |
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