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The Most Hillarious Nairalander Is Mr Cork(no Offense) by philip0906(m): 1:45pm On Aug 13, 2010
This guy just makes me laff with his posts.He "murders" english and throws jibes at anything with reckless abandon.Of course amongst his famous methods of putting up comments,u hear things like ~Can u cook?cos I need a wife~ ~Do u have nyash?~ grin grin ~I have monie and want 2 marry u~ grin grin
At first,I used 2 be like who is this guy? undecided but with time,I began "looking' 4ward 2 his posts grin grin . . .He has been here with different usernames,according 2 190 who labelled it d "cork series" grin grin. . .I have seen some real crazy nairalanders like becomerich but becomerich is getting real boring these days (no offence),I have not seen any thats as naughty as Mr Cork
But d part d makes me crack my ribs is when he insults or throws jibes at someone,he rounds it up with (no offence) grin grin grin
here is a few typical Mr Cork comments
https://www.nairaland.com/nigeria/topic-493643.32.html
https://www.nairaland.com/nigeria/topic-496422.0.html
https://www.nairaland.com/nigeria/topic-496289.0.html
https://www.nairaland.com/nigeria/topic-496510.0.html
https://www.nairaland.com/nigeria/topic-496006.0.html
https://www.nairaland.com/nigeria/topic-494644.64.html
This particular thread,is a classic one 4rm Mr cork(very hilarious)-Light skin babe or dark skin babe(benefits) in d romance section
https://www.nairaland.com/nigeria/topic-487678.96.html grin grin grin grin
   But hey. . .b4 u come in here and crucify me and ask me y I started a thread 4 cork like I'm advertising or somfin like dat,I just couldn't help (no offence) grin grin grin grin grin
BTW:4 reference purpose,ask Googles grin grin grin
Re: The Most Hillarious Nairalander Is Mr Cork(no Offense) by Sariba(f): 1:59pm On Aug 13, 2010
Yeah I noticed hit comments too!
Seems this guy has just too much time, !!!
Re: The Most Hillarious Nairalander Is Mr Cork(no Offense) by MissyB1(m): 2:23pm On Aug 13, 2010
Dude is an irritant, Just like 190.

I think I'D start writing ''No offense'' at the end of every ''Not-So-Nice'' comment I make.
The idea kinda appeals to me. cheesy
Re: The Most Hillarious Nairalander Is Mr Cork(no Offense) by 1105(f): 3:22pm On Aug 13, 2010
^^
Nor be your fault.
I nor blame u~


@Post
If not for the fear of Mukina.
Things would have gone ablaze,
cos that guy is on the verge of my nerves!! ARRRRGH,
Re: The Most Hillarious Nairalander Is Mr Cork(no Offense) by philip0906(m): 4:13pm On Aug 13, 2010
Missy B:

Dude is an irritant, Just like 190.

I think I'D start writing ''No offense'' at the end of every ''Not-So-Nice'' comment I make.
The idea kinda appeals to me
. cheesy
Gbam grin grin grin
190.:

^^
Nor be your fault.
I nor blame u~


@Post
If not for the fear of Mukina.
Things would have gone ablaze,
cos that guy is on the verge of my nerves!! ARRRRGH,

do u have d balls 2 do what u said?(no offense) undecided
Re: The Most Hillarious Nairalander Is Mr Cork(no Offense) by 1105(f): 4:56pm On Aug 13, 2010
^^
what u talkin abt,
I kant believe im talkin with my most favorite enemy of state~ Philip007~
Re: The Most Hillarious Nairalander Is Mr Cork(no Offense) by googles: 5:01pm On Aug 13, 2010
cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy

Tuface is a national this grace{no offense}

and one time this fool asked Denzel2009 if he was born in the year 2009 ?? as in how dumb is dat ?

guy needs help. . . but i like him sha
 cheesy
Re: The Most Hillarious Nairalander Is Mr Cork(no Offense) by 1105(f): 5:20pm On Aug 13, 2010
googles:

cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy

Tuface is a national this grace{no offense}

and one time this fool asked Denzel2009 if he was born in the year 2009 ?? as in how dumb is dat ?

guy needs help. . . [size=15pt]but i like him sha[/size]
 cheesy
undecided undecided
Re: The Most Hillarious Nairalander Is Mr Cork(no Offense) by googles: 5:23pm On Aug 13, 2010
190.:

undecided undecided

yes do you have a pwoblem wiv me liking the cork man ??

i like him alot !!!
cool
Re: The Most Hillarious Nairalander Is Mr Cork(no Offense) by 1105(f): 5:45pm On Aug 13, 2010
angry angry (Grumbling)
Re: The Most Hillarious Nairalander Is Mr Cork(no Offense) by aieromon(m): 6:36pm On Aug 13, 2010
When does being stupid equate to being funny?
I see,the no offense thing abi undecided
Re: The Most Hillarious Nairalander Is Mr Cork(no Offense) by nellaluv(f): 7:19pm On Aug 13, 2010
He's a 'bot
Re: The Most Hillarious Nairalander Is Mr Cork(no Offense) by CHAIRMAN1(m): 9:55pm On Aug 13, 2010
lol

i've just been googling the guys comment on Nairaland just to have a laugh, the guy is so funny.
His humor style is unique.
He has a lot of time sha
Re: The Most Hillarious Nairalander Is Mr Cork(no Offense) by marcus1234: 9:56pm On Aug 13, 2010
Re: The Most Hillarious Nairalander Is Mr Cork(no Offense) by Okijajuju1(m): 10:19pm On Aug 13, 2010
googles:

cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy
[color=#006600]
and one time this fool [size=28pt]asked Denzel2009 if he was born in the year 2009 ?? [/size] as in how dumb is dat ?

I no send the Cork fellow at all, but this one actually make me wan die with laugh.   grin
Re: The Most Hillarious Nairalander Is Mr Cork(no Offense) by Gabry(f): 1:43am On Aug 14, 2010
That guy is a yeye fowl!
Re: The Most Hillarious Nairalander Is Mr Cork(no Offense) by Mobinga: 1:58am On Aug 14, 2010
Gabry:

That guy is a yeye fowl!
grin grin grin grin grin grin I like It when you write that. . . kiss kiss kiss kiss

BTW. . . That MR CORK GUY IS VERY VERY VERY FUNNY
Re: The Most Hillarious Nairalander Is Mr Cork(no Offense) by Gabry(f): 2:31am On Aug 14, 2010
Mobinga:

grin grin grin grin grin grin I like It when you write that. . . kiss kiss kiss kiss

BTW. . . That MR CORK GUY IS VERY VERY VERY FUNNY

Thank you Sir.

I agree. he is funny.
Re: The Most Hillarious Nairalander Is Mr Cork(no Offense) by blank(f): 3:55am On Aug 14, 2010
meen.

just finished his light vs dark crap.
He is so funny.

He used to annoy me now he just makes me laugh (no offence).
Re: The Most Hillarious Nairalander Is Mr Cork(no Offense) by 1105(f): 7:59am On Aug 17, 2010
^^ undecided undecided
Re: The Most Hillarious Nairalander Is Mr Cork(no Offense) by philip0906(m): 8:04am On Aug 17, 2010
^^
y r u twisting ur mouth?
Re: The Most Hillarious Nairalander Is Mr Cork(no Offense) by 1105(f): 9:34pm On Aug 17, 2010
^^
cos im just pissed with everytin on nairaland~
Re: The Most Hillarious Nairalander Is Mr Cork(no Offense) by philip0906(m): 9:44pm On Aug 17, 2010
190.:

^^
cos im just pissed with everytin on nairaland~

Then without wasting time,take a dive in2 third mainland bridge
Re: The Most Hillarious Nairalander Is Mr Cork(no Offense) by googles: 9:56pm On Aug 17, 2010
philip0906:

Then without wasting time,take a dive in2 third mainland bridge

cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy
Re: The Most Hillarious Nairalander Is Mr Cork(no Offense) by 1105(f): 7:40am On Aug 18, 2010
philip0906:

Then without wasting time,take a dive in2 third mainland bridge
U ARE A GOAT,
A COMPLETE GOAT FOR THAT MATTER, WITH 3LEGS AND 2HANDS,
ANIMAL~
Re: The Most Hillarious Nairalander Is Mr Cork(no Offense) by blank(f): 7:42am On Aug 18, 2010
Sorry
Re: The Most Hillarious Nairalander Is Mr Cork(no Offense) by mamagee3(f): 7:28pm On Aug 18, 2010
190.:

U ARE A GOAT,
A COMPLETE GOAT FOR THAT MATTER, WITH 3LEGS AND 2HANDS,
ANIMAL~
Can you take a chill pill?

Before you get your butt banned again. grin
Re: The Most Hillarious Nairalander Is Mr Cork(no Offense) by Omolola1(f): 12:32am On Aug 19, 2010
Yes, cork is very funny, and annoying too (there'z offence)
Re: The Most Hillarious Nairalander Is Mr Cork(no Offense) by 1105(f): 1:38am On Aug 19, 2010
mama-gee:

Can you take a chill pill?

Before you get your butt banned again. grin


ok,
Omolola1:

Yes, cork is very funny, and annoying too (there'z offence)
hi sweets,nice 2 see u here kiss kiss
Re: The Most Hillarious Nairalander Is Mr Cork(no Offense) by AnnMarie1(f): 10:08am On Nov 10, 2010
Totally agree. I almost choked of laughter at work, just few days ago. The guy is hilarious grin
Re: The Most Hillarious Nairalander Is Mr Cork(no Offense) by MaiSuya(m): 10:19pm On Nov 10, 2010
ROTMAFLO! just went thru some of the threads, and boy are they funny. . . . .  grin grin
Re: The Most Hillarious Nairalander Is Mr Cork(no Offense) by Odunnu: 12:30pm On Nov 11, 2010
The guy is something else! Verry funny and what i love most in him is hs very swift ability to switch from xtreme annoying to xtreme hilarious.
". . .the wig u are wearing is not user friendly"

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