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Jamaican Father by indagawa: 4:36pm On Apr 19, 2007 |
>A young Jamaican father-to-be awakened the village > >doctor in the middle of the night saying "Doc! Doc! > >Come fas nuh! Is muh wife man! She water dun > >brek man! She bout to born de chile!" > > > >The doctor came over and told the father "Hold de > lamp > >higher! Hold de lamp higher nuh!" > >The father obliged, and behold, a baby's cry was > soon > >heard. The father cried out: "Praise de > >Lard! A boy! I's de proud fadduh of A baby boy!" > > > >The doctor again told the father, "Hold de lamp > >higher! Hold de lamp highernuh man!". The father > again > >complied, and to be sure, another cry was heard.The > >father excitedly proclaimed: "Is twins!! I > >got twins! I's doubly blessed! Glory be to God!" > > > >The doctor instructed, "Hold de lamp higher! Hold > de > >lamp higher nuh!" Sure enough, a THIRD cry was > heard! > >The father, somewhat subdued, in a nervous tone, > >muttered, "Oh. Thank ya Jesus." > > > >The doctor repeated, "Hold de lamp higher!. Hold de > >lamp higher nuh man!", and a short while yet a > FOURTH > >cry was heard. The father said nothing, being lost > in > >deep thought. > > > >The doctor for a fifth time commanded "Hold de lamp > >higher man! Hold the lamp higher nuh!" The father > then > >asked; "Doc, yuh tink maybe is de light dat > attractin' > >dem?" |
Re: Jamaican Father by mohawkchic(f): 2:42am On Apr 20, 2007 |
~Nuh man ~ |
Re: Jamaican Father by dele9000(m): 9:21am On Apr 20, 2007 |
Lol!are the babies mosquitoes? |
Re: Jamaican Father by sisimose(f): 10:41pm On Apr 22, 2007 |
roflmao lol @joke |
Re: Jamaican Father by ikejoe(m): 4:34pm On Apr 23, 2007 |
a wa gwan, laffffff |
Re: Jamaican Father by Chiz2(m): 4:41pm On Apr 23, 2007 |
i don't blame d guy! only rabbits multiply that fast! |
Re: Jamaican Father by CrazyMan(m): 7:51pm On Apr 23, 2007 |
Really funny |
Re: Jamaican Father by micklplus(m): 7:58am On Apr 24, 2007 |
cool |
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