This teacher taking a class of kids who are ready for leaving school, and she say's to them, I want you all to make up a poem about what you want to be or do when you leave school

About an hour later she said. As anyone finished, if so lets hear your poem

This lad named Sam stands up and starts to read his poem:

My name's Sam

I want to be a man

I want to go to China or Japan

Maybe if I can

Next this girl stands up, and starts to read her poem:

My names sadie

I want to be a lady

I want to have a baby

Maybe if I can

Then this rum-bugger at the back stands up and starts:

My names Dan

I'm going to be a man

I'm gonna get Sadie and give her that baby

And I don't mean maybe, I f.ucking well am.

can anyone be more stupid than dis:

This Blond goes home and finds her husband in bed with another woman.

So she runs down stairs grabs hold of a gun off the wall, runs back up stairs and holds the gun to her head.

Her husband jumps out of bed and pleads with her not to shoot herself.

The Blond said "SHUT UP YOUR NEXT".

Cool

thnx alot man

Cool Jokes Element!

Now, let's spice them up with some pictorial representation:

My names Dan

I'm going to be a man

I'm gonna get Sadie and give her that baby

And I don't mean maybe, I f.ucking well am.

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