i dey for inside one sharp corner with my paddy wey just return, and and for our front we get isiewu (goat head), turkey with different kind of drinks wey dey make eye durty.
we dey gist u know . . . the next thing we notice na some boys wey dey the other table and i suspect dem to be yahoo yahoo internet boys.
dem begin dey halla and na small thing dem for fight if not for the bouncer wey come seperate them.

the next thing we begin hear from one of the guy' wey wan fight na: WHO WAS YOU? WHAT IS YOU? WHICH DO U THINK YOU WAS

my friend tap me for hand, mehn u need to see laughter. lol

<shakes head in pity>

Dreadful joke - I have no sense of humour

na only you wan take hand downgrade the quality of jokes for this section

**at least ask OJ & co. to tish u**

What doesn't break you only serves to make you stronger.

i'd prolly kill ma self after saying this . . . dude am so happy to see you . . . nice tale . . . okay i just lied, whatever . . .

Studio CFR:

What doesn't break you only serves to make you stronger.

My signature man!!

But no worries - I get your meaning

**& I feel ur pain**

u well so?

STUDIO, I think say you don pass to dey hangout for small boiz joint, omo make u step oo, you know what i is talking about.

i no local like you.

no kidding

hahah. . .a

if you no hype yourself, who go hype you. Local champion like you.

u dey breath with your anus?

stay on topic hard tough guy.

hehehe, no

breathe wif d anus?? no one but you says the darndest things(studio).

na wa o

Lol whatevs

chai!!!! you people are very unresponsive to funny jokes. i think i actually laughed.

Thanks segzi lol - u be correct guy

There's nuffin funny bout his joke

'tis awful - and full of grammatical errors

really stud - u 4 at least manage use the spell check - abi dat 1 hard u too?

hmmm??

Dis is jokes section where anything goes. No dey biff - if u no like my joke, take a walk

Try harrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrder man - e go berra for u!!

Studio, u sef dey crave for appreciation

Na wetin u carry come here na im be dis So u don dey recite this grammar since u dey dat pump price bar

sledge406:

Studio, u sef dey crave for appreciation

Na wetin u carry come here na im be dis So u don dey recite this grammar since u dey dat pump price bar

Studio boy don come - i thought them ban u

Sledge lol
U are dead wrong man.

^^ stay on topic jor!!

nor derail the only thread you get

Your business

U wey dem ask wetin u dey study for school u say na Doc u dey study cuz u want to be a Doctor when u grow up.

no dey play wiff ur medication - e dey affect your reasoning

See, Doctor's prescription says: take 2 twice a day for 2 weeks

U don miss yo period again shey??

whenever you're short of words - you revert to dirty talk

**true to type: dirrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrty man**

blacksta:

Studio boy don come - i thought them ban u

Blacksta u too miss me.

Una too dey think and when una reach test centre una dey always forget wetin una cram.

Dem know book?