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“I Sleep With My Darling Every Night” by Hopfulme(m): 3:58am On Feb 03, 2019 |
“I sleep with my darling every night”- Woman Claims Airplane Is Her Boyfriend ( Photos ) Strange? Objectophilia is real and if you’ve not heard the word before, Objectophilia is a form of sexuality focused on particular inanimate objects. First it was the cockroach story and then the blanket story followed. This week we bring you another instance of Objectophilia. What’s this week’s object? a 737-800 Boeing airplane. Image result for German Woman Claims Boeing 737-800 As Her Boyfriend And Future Husband How many rom-coms take place in an airport? None quite like this one. Michele Kobke from Berlin, Germany recalls meeting Schatz and first being attracted to his wings, winglets, and thrusters. What’s that? Oh. Yes. She calls the airplane Schatz. The two have been dating for five years and she sleeps with her boyfriend every night. Or at least parts of him. Or a decent 5′ replica. Kobke has purchased components of the plane, such as the panel she’s pictured sharing a smooch with. At least we assume it’s smooching back and not frozen in impotent revulsion. It’s hard to tell. Kobke claims her family has taken the news of her long-time boyfriend “quite pleasantly” and announced they plan to wed. Kobke says she gets a lot of hateful comments, people calling for her to seek therapy or telling her she’s sick. She claims she’s never been so happy. “I sleep with my darling every night, either with real components or 1.6-meter model. Intimacy is part of our relationship. I want to marry my sweetheart and live together in a hangar. It’s a special kind of love and it does not hurt anyone.” Read more on http://hopfulme..com
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