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| Revamp Of D Spoil Bodi Small Edition Series 1 - I Am Back. by blacksta(m): 3:22pm On Aug 20, 2010 |
A drunk staggered out of a bar, swaying and stumbling all over the place, barely able to put one foot in front of the other. He eventually managed to reach his car, but just as he was about to try and open the door, a police officer tapped him on the shoulder and said: "I hope you're not thinking of driving tonight, sir?" "Of course I am," replied the drunk. "I'm in no fit state to walk!" |
| Re: Revamp Of D Spoil Bodi Small Edition Series 1 - I Am Back. by Ben13: 3:26pm On Aug 20, 2010 |
Is that not Studio?   |
| Re: Revamp Of D Spoil Bodi Small Edition Series 1 - I Am Back. by cynthoney(f): 3:31pm On Aug 20, 2010 |
blackie,wat is this?!  |
| Re: Revamp Of D Spoil Bodi Small Edition Series 1 - I Am Back. by blacksta(m): 3:32pm On Aug 20, 2010 |
Q: Why did the boy bring a ladder to school? A: He wanted to see what High School was like! |
| Re: Revamp Of D Spoil Bodi Small Edition Series 1 - I Am Back. by blacksta(m): 3:34pm On Aug 20, 2010 |
Ben-10: Stop on bro cynthoney: Haba babes - r u with me or against me  |
| Re: Revamp Of D Spoil Bodi Small Edition Series 1 - I Am Back. by Ben13: 3:37pm On Aug 20, 2010 |
blacksta: The guy never went to primary. |
| Re: Revamp Of D Spoil Bodi Small Edition Series 1 - I Am Back. by cynthoney(f): 3:41pm On Aug 20, 2010 |
blacksta: u messed me up,now tell me y sud i be for u? |
| Re: Revamp Of D Spoil Bodi Small Edition Series 1 - I Am Back. by blacksta(m): 3:45pm On Aug 20, 2010 |
cynthoney: <blackie sobs  > I bind that demon of woman pulling. >Anyway i have decided to move from England to France. |
| Re: Revamp Of D Spoil Bodi Small Edition Series 1 - I Am Back. by blacksta(m): 3:56pm On Aug 20, 2010 |
Cyhoney I no wan derail thread - before Ben 10 ban me - So need a suitable medium - so i can dance alanta for u |
| Re: Revamp Of D Spoil Bodi Small Edition Series 1 - I Am Back. by blacksta(m): 3:59pm On Aug 20, 2010 |
DAMN KIDS! A farmer in the country has a watermelon patch and upon inspection he discovers that some of the local kids have been helping themselves to a feast. The farmer thinks of ways to discourage this profit eating situation. So he puts up a sign that reads, "WARNING: ONE OF THESE WATERMELONS CONTAINS CYANIDE! The farmer returns a week later to discover that none of the watermelons have been eaten, but finds another sign that reads: "NOW THERE ARE TWO!" |
| Re: Revamp Of D Spoil Bodi Small Edition Series 1 - I Am Back. by blacksta(m): 4:00pm On Aug 20, 2010 |
SCHOOL TEST ANSWERS Q: Name the four seasons. A: Salt, pepper, mustard and vinegar. Q: How is dew formed? A: The sun shines down on the leaves and makes them perspire. Q: Name a major disease associated with cigarettes. A: Premature death. Q: How can you delay milk turning sour? A: Keep it in the cow. Q: What does "varicose" mean? A: Nearby. Q: What is a terminal illness? A: When you are sick at the airport. |
| Re: Revamp Of D Spoil Bodi Small Edition Series 1 - I Am Back. by Idowuogbo(f): 4:03pm On Aug 20, 2010 |
i sense addiction yet anoda thread but any how me wa spoil bodyy a woman was pregnant and she was overdue by a week doctors told her to turn to sex as it mite help induce her a bit woman went home and told her igbo husband , her husband shouted chai chineke doctor wicked oo na me go take preeek chuk my pikin for head wen d pikin come out na dentations for full my pikin head , wen time reach wen pikin suppose begin school dem go call am Holario |
| Re: Revamp Of D Spoil Bodi Small Edition Series 1 - I Am Back. by blacksta(m): 4:06pm On Aug 20, 2010 |
This 75 year old woman had a vision one night, she saw and spoke to God. She asked him, "how much time do I have to live." He said, "you have 35 years left." So that whole year she had a ton of cosmetic surgery, she had a face lift, a tummy tuck, her nose reshaped, liposuction, she completely did herself over. She figured as long as she was going to live another 35 years she was going to look young again. After all this was done, that same year she was hit by a car and was killed instantly. When she entered St. Peter's gate she walked over to God and said, "What happened? I thought you said I had another 35 years." God replied, "I DIDN'T RECOGNIZE YOU!" |
| Re: Revamp Of D Spoil Bodi Small Edition Series 1 - I Am Back. by blacksta(m): 4:07pm On Aug 20, 2010 |
Idowuogbo: |
| Re: Revamp Of D Spoil Bodi Small Edition Series 1 - I Am Back. by blacksta(m): 4:11pm On Aug 20, 2010 |
Typical macho man married typical good-looking lady and after the wedding, laid down the following rules: "I'll be home when I want, if I want and at what time I want - and I don't expect any hassle from you. I expect a great dinner to be on the table unless I tell you otherwise. I'll go hunting, fishing, boozin, and card-playing when I want with my old buddies and don't you give me a hard time about it. Those are my rules. Any comments?" His new bride said, "No, that's fine with me. Just understand that there'll be sex here at seven o'clock every night - whether you're here or not." |
| Re: Revamp Of D Spoil Bodi Small Edition Series 1 - I Am Back. by blacksta(m): 4:14pm On Aug 20, 2010 |
Finding one of her students making faces at others on the playground, Ms. Smith stopped to gently reprove the child. Smiling sweetly the teacher said, "When I was a child, I was told if I made ugly faces I would stay like that." The student looked up and replied, "Well, Ms Smith, you can't say you weren't warned." |
| Re: Revamp Of D Spoil Bodi Small Edition Series 1 - I Am Back. by blacksta(m): 4:19pm On Aug 20, 2010 |
Bob was removing some engine valves from a car on the lift when he spotted a famous heart surgeon, who was standing off to the side, waiting for the service manager. Bob, somewhat of a loud mouth, shouted across the garage, "Hey , Is that you ? Come over here a minute." The famous surgeon, a bit surprised, walked over to where Bob was working on a car. Bob in a loud voice, all could hear, said argumentatively, "So Mr. fancy doctor, look at this work. I also take valves out, grind 'em, put in new parts, and when I finish this baby will purr like a kitten. So how come you get the big bucks, when you and me are doing basically the same work?" The Doctor, very embarrassed, walked away, and said softly, to Bob,, "Try doing your work with the engine running." |
| Re: Revamp Of D Spoil Bodi Small Edition Series 1 - I Am Back. by cynthoney(f): 4:31pm On Aug 20, 2010 |
oh baby,u re good now come for a hug <hugs blackie and kisses him sweetly> weldone kip it up @idowu,babes u dey try too but ur pidgin english too hard for me,i no dey understand everything can u write in lighter pidgin english,plzzzzz |
| Re: Revamp Of D Spoil Bodi Small Edition Series 1 - I Am Back. by blacksta(m): 4:38pm On Aug 20, 2010 |
cynthoney: " he don tey when i get hug like this - Cyhoney u do plastic surgery or Na God give u boost |
| Re: Revamp Of D Spoil Bodi Small Edition Series 1 - I Am Back. by cynthoney(f): 4:51pm On Aug 20, 2010 |
dont worry dear,u re my baby always |
| Re: Revamp Of D Spoil Bodi Small Edition Series 1 - I Am Back. by blacksta(m): 4:57pm On Aug 20, 2010 |
cynthoney: Yippee Weekend sorted - Alors, qui est le véritable Cyh |
| Re: Revamp Of D Spoil Bodi Small Edition Series 1 - I Am Back. by cynthoney(f): 5:02pm On Aug 20, 2010 |
cheri,est-ce que tu comprends francais vraiment? ca va me donner grande plasir! toi, mon chou chou est mon veritable!!!  |
| Re: Revamp Of D Spoil Bodi Small Edition Series 1 - I Am Back. by blacksta(m): 5:16pm On Aug 20, 2010 |
Est-ce qu un peu le français al ecole . sans ma dictonary - Je vais stuggle |
| Re: Revamp Of D Spoil Bodi Small Edition Series 1 - I Am Back. by blacksta(m): 5:24pm On Aug 20, 2010 |
An old couple were sitting in Church and the wife noticed that people were staring at her. She leaned across to her husband and whispered, "I've just let go a silent fart. What do you think I should do?" He said, "I think you should get fresh batteries for your hearing aid." |
| Re: Revamp Of D Spoil Bodi Small Edition Series 1 - I Am Back. by Idowuogbo(f): 5:29pm On Aug 20, 2010 |
cynthoney:u 2 dey complain mehn , na ever time ur systemdey get failure d womans husband was a konk igbo man , so i had to use my bestest igbo accent to support my storrie  wey ur own joke sef commentator |
| Re: Revamp Of D Spoil Bodi Small Edition Series 1 - I Am Back. by Ben13: 5:36pm On Aug 20, 2010 |
blacksta: Seen this before though. . .still funny. |
| Re: Revamp Of D Spoil Bodi Small Edition Series 1 - I Am Back. by EfemenaXY: 8:42pm On Aug 21, 2010 |
Nice Jokes Blacksta - seen most of them, but they're all good sha!! Idowuogbo: Now this is funny!! - Na Ben be the husband!! blacksta: New form of coded communication eh?? |
| Re: Revamp Of D Spoil Bodi Small Edition Series 1 - I Am Back. by blacksta(m): 8:55pm On Aug 21, 2010 |
Efemena_xy: Thanks -I dey try Na underground communication - U no say many eyes full ground |
| Re: Revamp Of D Spoil Bodi Small Edition Series 1 - I Am Back. by EfemenaXY: 8:57pm On Aug 21, 2010 |
hmmm. . .  |
| Re: Revamp Of D Spoil Bodi Small Edition Series 1 - I Am Back. by Vic2k3(m): 9:03pm On Aug 21, 2010 |
Blacksta u shud made the code more difficult 2 crack.not jxt simple french |
| Re: Revamp Of D Spoil Bodi Small Edition Series 1 - I Am Back. by Idowuogbo(f): 9:05pm On Aug 21, 2010 |
Efemena_xy:no na studio , babes me sef wan fill among dats y i form sumtin oga vicks na u , |
| Re: Revamp Of D Spoil Bodi Small Edition Series 1 - I Am Back. by Vic2k3(m): 9:08pm On Aug 21, 2010 |
Ido how're u doing? |
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