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Bad And Good Side Of Sex. by Switruth: 3:26pm On Feb 07, 2019 |
HOW SEX IS GOOD FOR U � It has been known for many years that sex is good exercise, but until recently nobody had made a scientific study of the caloric expenditure of different sexual activities. Now, after original and proprietary research, we are proud to present the results: REMOVING HER CLOTHES: With her consent............ 12 Calories Without her consent...... 387 Calories OPENING HER BRA: With both hands............ 8 Calories With one hand.............. 12 Calories With your teeth.............85 Calories PUTTING ON A CONDOM: With an erection........... 6 Calories Without an erection.... 315 Calories PRELIMINARIES: Trying to find the clitoris.. 18 Calories Trying to find the center of gravity. 322 Calories POSITIONS: Missionary................ 252 Calories 69 lying down..............378 Calories 69 standing up........... 1312 Calories Wheelbarrow............. 716 Calories Her on top................ 924 Calories Doggy Style............... 726 Calories Donkey punch.............. 1412 Calories ORGASMIC: Real..................112 Calories Fake................ 315 Calories POST ORGASM: Lying in bed hugging........ 18 Calories Getting up immediately.......36 Calories Explaining why you got out of bed immediately................8816 Calories GETTING A SECOND ERECTION: If you are 20-29 years old........ 36 Calories 30-39 years............ 80 Calories 40-49 years.............1124 Calories 50-59 years........... 1972 Calories 60-69 years........... 2916 Calories 70 and over....Results are still pending DRESSING UP AFTERWARDS: Calmly............ 32 In a hurry........ 98 Calories With her father knocking at the door...1218 Calories � With your spouse knocking at the door...15521 Calories ��� So All the Best! Do fast do slow, How/What/When/Where/With whom.. choice is Urs! Happy Humping |
Re: Bad And Good Side Of Sex. by NinjaMetahuman: 3:39pm On Feb 07, 2019 |
lmao
Nice joke. |
Re: Bad And Good Side Of Sex. by KarlosPeters54: 9:13pm On Feb 07, 2019 |
I've loled, looked actually funny. I hope this things about non concessional are only jokes tho. And yeah, dealing with non erection with my canadian pharmacy will be easier - helps to prevent it and to overcome it afterwards. So, actually it won't be so hard and exhausting to have sex with erection and stuff. |
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