He is shaggi-ng mamagee

I know he is shaggi-ng mamagee

I'm humbled by the avalanche of well-wishes here and in other places. Too bad the day co-incided with an unavoidable programme that kept me offline for the whole day. Read thru all your comments and wondered whether I truly deserve this.
My simple prayer is that God almighty reward u in manifolds. Yeap, it fell into Ramadan and plan was to have a swell break of fast with family and friends, with office colleagues having their share earlier in the day, but the unpredictable vagaries of life just didn't allow that to happen. So everything will now take place tomorrow.
I'm gonna PM the first ten posters and send them a token recharge card as my appreciation. For those not in Naija, they are free to nominate anoda person.
Ese modupe, Nagode, jazakumullahu khaeran, eniyan l'aaso ibora mi.

Where is the cake?

Ok u re fasting, but pls respond to the thread below:

https://www.nairaland.com/nigeria/topic-501959.0.html

Your xter has been badly smeared.

Posting from phone, so couldn't open the link. Which section is the thread?

Seen and replied to. Rushed there only to realize it's just another jejune ranting of a confused tribalist.

Happy Birthday Bro Jarus!!

the most, the highest, the craziet and be be lo with the awards


keep my orange ice cold o i dey come!

And Nairalanders gather again for their regular ego-massaging and butt-kissing. E no dey tire una?

Happy Birthday, Jarus, walali airatul airul laka minal ulah, may the future better than the past in all ramifications, Amin.

Happy Birthday bro. I enjoy reading your posts. Infact I check ur profile almost everyday to read ur latest post. I actually look forward to meeting u.

welcome to the 'world'

Remii:

Happy Birthday, Jarus, walali airatul airul laka minal ulah, may the future better than the past in all ramifications, Amin.

May Allah (SWT) Grant you the best of this world and the hereafter,and i wish long life and much more prosperous years in good health.
amin.

Ma Salam.

Wish you joyous years ahead.

AMYN

happy birthday!

just using this medium to wish u long life many happy returns may Almighty Allah continnue to guide and protect u grant ur heart desires aamiiiiiinn!! u no com tell us for iftar

hapu birt daaay tu yu, hapu birt daaay tu yu hapu birt daaay tu yu jaaaaaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrrrruuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuus.
hapu birt daaay tu yu. i no dey sing for nothing o. i dey expect my cake oooooooooooooooooo.

Thanks all,
Imela
Nagode
Ese modupe
Jazakumullahu khaeran

I no dey see my tribalist friends here today, wetin happen nao . . .
one don even give me birthday gift here: https://www.nairaland.com/nigeria/topic-501959.0.html

dayokanu:

^^ Dont disturb him, He is currently sleeping-with someone

no he is having birthday s,

who is jarus pls, is he a wannabe celebrity on nairaland?

well jarus, nevertheless i changed my mind. happy birthday to you.

Happy bday to you Jarus. May Allah protect and preserve you for your family and NL.

oya, cut your piece


My tribalist frenemies are also invited

@Jarus
Thanks for the largess man, _{you can like to tell boys all the significant dates in your life make we open shop ontop your matter now}

Hmmnn agba ti de o . .
I actually like Twenty-something ages, simply because  you are still seen as a small boy,especially if still single, but when you cross that line, some things will no longer be pardonable.
And I'm two years away from reaching that line now. Time to be a lil more serious, really. I can be very playful.
That's the major reflection point.

@JARUS, i dont know U. But obviously, THE WORLD CELEBRATES YOU!

Jarus:

Hmmnn agba ti de o . .
I actually like Twenty-something ages, simply because you are still seen as a small boy, but when you cross that line, some things will no longer be pardonable.
And I'm two years away from reaching that line now. Time to be a lil more serious, really. I can be very playful.
That's the major reflection point.

fink i know wat ur pondering,
Happy +1

Happy birthday. May Allah grant you more years on earth.

Special thanks to you, Aloy, one of the landers I admire a lot, despite differences on many grounds.

D-mommie, many tanx too

This may come late bro but you deserve these birthday wishes and many more, May Almighty Allah grant you good Health, Wealth, Long-life and Prosperity Amin, HAPPY BIRTHDAY BRO!
Allah pass you but you pass them, nuffin for them!