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Nigerian Man Caught Masturbating By His Mother by Mrop(m): 4:51am On Feb 13, 2019
A Twitter user has taken to the platform to reveal the hilarious conversation he had with his mother after she caught him masturbating.

According to the young man, his mom caught him ma$turbating and advised him to go an marry before he will end up raping female folks on the family.

@dammie_king wrote:
“Afterround of Ma$turbating & i heard my mom voice behind D window tellin me…why dont u go & marry, cause you will end up raping us 1 day”.

Lol.... Nigerian parents

Gist From Praizenews ; http://www.praizenews.com/nigerian-man-reveals-what-his-mother-said-after-she-caught-him-masturbating/

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Re: Nigerian Man Caught Masturbating By His Mother by Mrop(m): 4:51am On Feb 13, 2019
See more photos & masturbation video he shared here(18+) >>> HERE

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Re: Nigerian Man Caught Masturbating By His Mother by MelaninGold(f): 5:04am On Feb 13, 2019
Rubbish..I thought I would find the picture of a teenager only for me to see this old man. Mtcheww. How can someone be masturbating at this age!

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Re: Nigerian Man Caught Masturbating By His Mother by Makito015(m): 5:14am On Feb 13, 2019
The guy is old sef

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Re: Nigerian Man Caught Masturbating By His Mother by Tizu(m): 5:22am On Feb 13, 2019
MelaninGold:
Rubbish..I thought I would find the picture of a teenager only for me to see this old man. Mtcheww. How can someone be masturbating at this age!

You want marry am ? His handle is visible , you can apply.

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Re: Nigerian Man Caught Masturbating By His Mother by orisa37: 5:25am On Feb 13, 2019
Go to Brothel my friend and bleep your emotions off or else you'll rape your Mum soon.

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Re: Nigerian Man Caught Masturbating By His Mother by nifemi25(m): 5:53am On Feb 13, 2019
Go and marry. No let konji kill you
Re: Nigerian Man Caught Masturbating By His Mother by femi4: 6:20am On Feb 13, 2019
MelaninGold:
Rubbish..I thought I would find the picture of a teenager only for me to see this old man. Mtcheww. How can someone be masturbating at this age!
A man can masturbate at any age ....even a married man

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Re: Nigerian Man Caught Masturbating By His Mother by KingLennon(m): 6:23am On Feb 13, 2019
If mama knew the amount of STD's you're preventing she'll be glad. But last last, oga go and marry

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Re: Nigerian Man Caught Masturbating By His Mother by GOFRONT(m): 6:33am On Feb 13, 2019
Chaii.....This na uppercut advise mama give this guy

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Re: Nigerian Man Caught Masturbating By His Mother by Nobody: 6:37am On Feb 13, 2019
MelaninGold:
Rubbish..I thought I would find the picture of a teenager only for me to see this old man. Mtcheww. How can someone be masturbating at this age!
You are not as exposed as you think.

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Re: Nigerian Man Caught Masturbating By His Mother by Dreyl(m): 7:04am On Feb 13, 2019
MelaninGold:
Rubbish..I thought I would find the picture of a teenager only for me to see this old man. Mtcheww. How can someone be masturbating at this age!
So you mean only teenagers masturbate you are so incredulous!

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Re: Nigerian Man Caught Masturbating By His Mother by Richdad50(m): 7:06am On Feb 13, 2019
Very true words. A matured masturbator is a potential soft rapist. A masturbator uses enhanced imagination and multiple sexual scenarios during masturbation, hence, he may well not be able to control himself if he physically meet the lady he has sexed in his mental masturbatory laboratory.
If only masturbators can dedicate half of their sexual imaginations for creativity, they will solve all their present financial needs.

#Richdad

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Re: Nigerian Man Caught Masturbating By His Mother by Roon9(m): 7:08am On Feb 13, 2019
MelaninGold:
Rubbish..I thought I would find the picture of a teenager only for me to see this old man. Mtcheww. How can someone be masturbating at this age!

What's wrong with it madam?

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Re: Nigerian Man Caught Masturbating By His Mother by martius101(m): 7:43am On Feb 13, 2019
Richdad50:
Very true words. A matured masturbator is a potential soft rapist. A masturbator uses enhanced imagination and multiple sexual scenarios during masturbation, hence, he may well not be able to control himself if he physically meet the lady he has sexed in his mental masturbatory laboratory.
If only masturbators can dedicate half of their sexual imaginations for creativity, they will solve all their present financial needs.

#Richdad






For where, person wey em em don Bleep for em mind,.....em fit no do am if em see am

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Re: Nigerian Man Caught Masturbating By His Mother by femi4: 7:53am On Feb 13, 2019
Richdad50:
Very true words. A matured masturbator is a potential soft rapist. A masturbator uses enhanced imagination and multiple sexual scenarios during masturbation, hence, he may well not be able to control himself if he physically meet the lady he has sexed in his mental masturbatory laboratory.
If only masturbators can dedicate half of their sexual imaginations for creativity, they will solve all their present financial needs.

#Richdad
Wrong assumption .......An average masturbator is psychologically inclined to derive pleasure from self service and not sex.

A rapist desires and pleasure comes from sex especially forced sex. They don't derive pleasure in self service but their partner

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Re: Nigerian Man Caught Masturbating By His Mother by cana882(m): 8:00am On Feb 13, 2019
How did his mother know he just came? Was he moaning loud when he was cuming? undecided

Attention seeker..

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Re: Nigerian Man Caught Masturbating By His Mother by hisexcellency34: 8:01am On Feb 13, 2019
Better to .masturbate than rape

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Re: Nigerian Man Caught Masturbating By His Mother by MANNABBQGRILLS: 8:02am On Feb 13, 2019
Which kind mumu post be dis now?! shocked

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Re: Nigerian Man Caught Masturbating By His Mother by Mankosi: 8:04am On Feb 13, 2019
Serial masturbator
Re: Nigerian Man Caught Masturbating By His Mother by 4ckTOTO: 8:04am On Feb 13, 2019
MelaninGold:
Rubbish..I thought I would find the picture of a teenager only for me to see this old man. Mtcheww. How can someone be masturbating at this age!
You can't even hide the fact that you are a Pedo?

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Re: Nigerian Man Caught Masturbating By His Mother by traffwire: 8:04am On Feb 13, 2019
Ok
Re: Nigerian Man Caught Masturbating By His Mother by datola: 8:04am On Feb 13, 2019
The act is not good and this mature man should not be proud of it.

.

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Re: Nigerian Man Caught Masturbating By His Mother by daddytime(m): 8:04am On Feb 13, 2019
Senseless and shameless ozwor....

Agbaya

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Re: Nigerian Man Caught Masturbating By His Mother by oluseyiforjesus(m): 8:04am On Feb 13, 2019
U need Jesus

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Re: Nigerian Man Caught Masturbating By His Mother by showafrica(m): 8:05am On Feb 13, 2019
MelaninGold:
Rubbish..I thought I would find the picture of a teenager only for me to see this old man. Mtcheww. How can someone be masturbating at this age!

If he say make you give am na, you no gree or go call big money... Allow dude jo, money never dey to marry.

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Re: Nigerian Man Caught Masturbating By His Mother by Pidginwhisper: 8:05am On Feb 13, 2019
MelaninGold:
Rubbish..I thought I would find the picture of a teenager only for me to see this old man. Mtcheww. How can someone be masturbating at this age!
See how person dey reason undecided

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Re: Nigerian Man Caught Masturbating By His Mother by marvin906(m): 8:05am On Feb 13, 2019
nigga you better find a woman before your konji tank becomes outta control..
by that time you can fvck anything fvckable

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Re: Nigerian Man Caught Masturbating By His Mother by Mankosi: 8:05am On Feb 13, 2019
Serial masturbator.

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Re: Nigerian Man Caught Masturbating By His Mother by internetservice: 8:05am On Feb 13, 2019
undecided undecided undecided
Re: Nigerian Man Caught Masturbating By His Mother by Nobody: 8:05am On Feb 13, 2019
Richdad50:
Very true words.[s]A matured masturbator is a potential soft rapist [/s] [b]A masturbator is a mind rapist and can turn serial rapist if not taken heed[/b]A masturbator uses enhanced imagination and multiple sexual scenarios during masturbation, hence, he may well not be able to control himself if he physically meet the lady he has sexed in his mental masturbatory laboratory.
If only masturbators can dedicate half of their sexual imaginations for creativity, they will solve all their present financial needs.

#Richdad
Like the way you solved yours.

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