And Honourable Patrick Obahiagbon speaketh :

I am maniacally bewildered, overwhelmed and flabbergasted at the paraplegic crinkum crankum that has characterised the latest news about election , culminating in an odoriferous saga cum gargantuan gaga!

The jiggery pokery of homo sapiens flaunting their incompetence as INEC officials.

Instead of achievements stemming from months of preparation and years of hard work, it's veritable bugaboo that pooh-poohed from INEC's' compos mentis homo sapiens!

I said to my self:

What an anathematous disdain of the citizenry! What a deprecable descent from the sublime to the ridiculous!
Who will curb the odoriferous excesses of this machavellian and mephistopheleancabal in the country?

With this state of affairs, I dare say that the future of our dear nation is swimming in a pestilential aqua with a disastrious terminus ad quem inherently laden with avoidable cataracts, ice bergs and oxbow Lakes.

It is sardonic and lugubrious and SHOULD STOP!!!!

Chai, but why?

I can say it emphatically that communication does not take place at all. Must he sounds grandiloquent!

The exact reason why I don't take a lot of Buharians serious on nairaland- Hypocrisy
Atiku was not corrupt when he decamped to APC before 2015. Atiku was not corrupt when they all popped bottles after Jonathan conceded in 2015. For the past three years, when Mr Integrity was making noise about corruption, Atiku was exonerated. But immediately Atiku decided to leave, he became the real definition of corruption.
Let the Buharians keep belittling him on nairaland, while Oshiomole keeps thinking in reality. 2019 will be another interesting year

Person go dey serious dis one go dey speak gramma upandan.