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Get Your Brain Thinking. . . by dupsytosh(f): 9:57am On Aug 26, 2010
OK, here`s a test to get your brain thinking. . .

1. How do you put an elephant into a refrigerator?

A: Did you say you can't or you'd squish him in? WRONG! The answer is open the door. Put the elephant in, close the door. This question tests your ability to think practically.

2. How do you put an giraffe into a refrigerator?

A: Open the door, put him in, close the door? WRONG! The answer is open the door, take out the elephant, put in the giraffe and close the door. This question tests you ability to learn from your previous mistakes.

3. The lion king has decided to hold an animal conference and all the animals attend except one. Which animal could not make it?

A: The answer to this question is the giraffe. Did you forget that his is still locked in the fridge? This question tests your ability to remember.

4. You come to a crocodile infested river but it is necessary that you cross. How do you make it across without being attacked?

A: This answer is a rather simple one: You get in, swim across and get out again as there is no need to worry as all the crocodiles are at the animal conference.This question tests whether you tend to do things the difficult way or not.
Re: Get Your Brain Thinking. . . by blacksta(m): 10:02am On Aug 26, 2010
Yawns
Re: Get Your Brain Thinking. . . by skyndyp(f): 11:28am On Aug 26, 2010
hi blackie kiss
Re: Get Your Brain Thinking. . . by blacksta(m): 11:29am On Aug 26, 2010
skyndyp:

hi blackie kiss

Hey wassup - i no like as u dey hide from me - missed you abeg kiss
Re: Get Your Brain Thinking. . . by skyndyp(f): 11:44am On Aug 26, 2010
u sure? did u see the joke up there? hope it got u thinking hard grin
Re: Get Your Brain Thinking. . . by blacksta(m): 12:00pm On Aug 26, 2010
skyndyp:

u sure? did u see the joke up there? hope it got u thinking hard grin

Abeg those question not fit test my hardness  grin -  [size=4pt]are  u on yim[/size]
Re: Get Your Brain Thinking. . . by dupsytosh(f): 12:18pm On Aug 26, 2010
@blakky n skyny
BIA, y are you two always playing loovey dovey on my thread. y not create a special thread for dat. E sora yin o smiley
Re: Get Your Brain Thinking. . . by blacksta(m): 12:19pm On Aug 26, 2010
dupsy_tosh:

@blakky n skyny
BIA, y are you two always playing loovey dovey on my thread. y not create a special thread for dat. E sora yin o smiley

Ki lo de abeg - we dey spice am for u or else it will just die grin
Re: Get Your Brain Thinking. . . by skyndyp(f): 12:24pm On Aug 26, 2010
Dopsy sorry o grin We are testing our brains on ur thread cheesy
Re: Get Your Brain Thinking. . . by Vic2k3(m): 12:31pm On Aug 26, 2010
9ice creative work. But i kinda of failed all the ques i hope that doesn't make me a dummy lol.
Re: Get Your Brain Thinking. . . by blacksta(m): 12:40pm On Aug 26, 2010
skyndyp:

Dopsy sorry o grin We are testing our brains on your thread cheesy

Hey love - u no see my text  - abeg leave that dupsy  - Dupsy your thread go die soon if we leave
Re: Get Your Brain Thinking. . . by dupsytosh(f): 12:56pm On Aug 26, 2010
Vic2k3:

9ice creative work. But i kinda of failed all the ques i hope that doesn't make me a dummy lol.

well. . . I hope so too lol

skyndyp:

Dopsy sorry o grin We are testing our brains on your thread cheesy

blacksta:

Hey love - u no see my text  - abeg leave that dupsy  - Dupsy your thread go die soon if we leave

abeg make una two comot jor, enter room ; cheesy
Re: Get Your Brain Thinking. . . by bibs(f): 1:25pm On Aug 26, 2010
didnt really got me thimking cos i know the answers follows
it got me reading fast. [size=5pt]just kidding[/size]
cool one
Re: Get Your Brain Thinking. . . by sledge406: 4:45pm On Aug 26, 2010
Una just dey make my vex dey vex

where d joke

Ben athink here don turn to riddles section
Re: Get Your Brain Thinking. . . by Vic2k3(m): 4:49pm On Aug 26, 2010
olodo u no see etc ni
Re: Get Your Brain Thinking. . . by Dyt(f): 7:45pm On Aug 26, 2010
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Re: Get Your Brain Thinking. . . by EfemenaXY: 7:52pm On Aug 26, 2010
Repost joke - seen it b/4!!
Re: Get Your Brain Thinking. . . by jossy1luv(f): 8:24pm On Aug 26, 2010
next time give us a joke or bounce cry
Re: Get Your Brain Thinking. . . by EfemenaXY: 8:36pm On Aug 26, 2010
^^ girl u talking to moi??
Re: Get Your Brain Thinking. . . by jossy1luv(f): 8:50pm On Aug 26, 2010
Efemena_xy:

^^ girl u talking to moi??
if u are the poster
Re: Get Your Brain Thinking. . . by blacksta(m): 8:53pm On Aug 26, 2010
abeg no fight ooo
Re: Get Your Brain Thinking. . . by EfemenaXY: 8:54pm On Aug 26, 2010
who said anything about fighting?

Besides I don't fight my people

Jossie u be Isoko abi?? cheesy cheesy cheesy
Re: Get Your Brain Thinking. . . by jossy1luv(f): 9:00pm On Aug 26, 2010
blacksta:

abeg no fight ooo
who call u for this matter? aproko
@efemena, yes.
Re: Get Your Brain Thinking. . . by blacksta(m): 9:01pm On Aug 26, 2010
jossy_1luv:

who call u for this matter? aproko
@efemena, yes.

Na wa - razor mouth

Efe


So i no be your people anymore
Re: Get Your Brain Thinking. . . by EfemenaXY: 9:02pm On Aug 26, 2010
Blacksta - shift go 1 corner 1st - you dey block my view  cheesy

Jossie which part of Isoko land d'you hail from??
Re: Get Your Brain Thinking. . . by blacksta(m): 9:05pm On Aug 26, 2010
Efemena_xy:

Blacksta - shift go 1 corner 1st - you dey block my view  cheesy




After u will want to chat to me - ok no problem  - war don start.  grin - Na delta state i go first destroy
Re: Get Your Brain Thinking. . . by EfemenaXY: 9:07pm On Aug 26, 2010
^^ Man get ur brain thinking 1st

militants full ground 4 my place - oya come, we dey wait 4 u. . . tongue
Re: Get Your Brain Thinking. . . by jossy1luv(f): 9:43pm On Aug 26, 2010
@efe, from uzere. wat about u?
blacksta:

After u will want to chat to me - ok no problem - war don start. grin - Na delta state i go first destroy
na only mouth people like u they make.
Re: Get Your Brain Thinking. . . by EfemenaXY: 9:53pm On Aug 26, 2010
^^ Ozoro cheesy
Re: Get Your Brain Thinking. . . by jossy1luv(f): 10:03pm On Aug 26, 2010
@ efe, that s so nice.
u really nor theey the country or u they use am they form effizzy? lol grin
Re: Get Your Brain Thinking. . . by dani1luv: 10:06pm On Aug 26, 2010
Nice piece. .got the first & second one wrong . but the third & forth i got em' right
Re: Get Your Brain Thinking. . . by Vic2k3(m): 10:30pm On Aug 26, 2010
2 bad i missed the delta ladies' get 2gether

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