Labour Pains
A married couple went to he hospital to have their baby delivered. Upon their arrival, the doctor said he had invented a new machine that would transfer a portion of the mother's labour pain to the father.

He asked if they were willing to try it out. They were both very much in favour of it. The doctor set the pain transfer dial to 10% for starters, explaining that even 10% was probably more pain than the father had ever experienced before.

But as the labour progressed, the husband felt fine and asked the doctor to go ahead and bump it up a notch. The doctor then adjusted the machine to 20% pain transfer. The husband was still feeling fine.

The doctor checked the husband's blood pressure and was amazed at how well he was doing. At this point they decided to try for 50%.

The husband continued to feel quite well. Since it was obviously helping out his wife considerably, the husband encouraged the doctor to transfer ALL the pain to him.

The wife delivered a healthy baby with virtually no pain.

She and her husband were ecstatic.

When they got home, the mailman was lying dead on their porch.

Wow - Element G Flipping impressive - Oya take my crown.


Arise King Element G

Blacksta is forced into exile.

abeg no wyne me jor, anyway i av to go now, more of my jokes will come later man, see ya

So, the man at the hospital is a fake father?

;d ;d ;d ;d

really funny.

hahahahahahha

But I've already seen this joke before!

na repost joke (again)

Studio na so u dey nail people wives wen u deliver mail. Reasons y d dogs hate u.
Good thing is u don't need to die twice but ur offspring will live as Ba.stard.ssss

okay now thats just weird nice joke

old joke but niceee

cynthoney:

old joke but niceee

Hey wassup - no sleep

already at work!

cynthoney:

already at work!

That quick - so when am i coming to montpellier

wen do u want to come sweetie?

cynthoney:

wen do u want to come sweetie?

Anytime when i get green light / r u on yahoo/fb

u always hv a greenlight from me abi u dey fear say ma bobo go fight u?

of course im on fb and yahoo! who isnt?!!!

cynthoney:

u always hv a greenlight from me abi u dey fear say ma bobo go fight u?

of course im on fb and yahoo! who isnt?!!!

I no fear abeg - na just friendly trip / no strings attached / oya send me invite - cheers

Honie,r u now denying me?

u kw wia i come from,im ladies r entitled to marrying more dan 2husband at the same time

so,u r highly invited!!!

cynthoney:

Honie,r u now denying me?

u kw wia i come from,im ladies r entitled to marrying more dan 2husband at the same time

so,u r highly invited!!!

hmm now dats wat i call a lady's gallery of men

blackie, which number u dey for her gallery?

cynthoney:

Honie,r u now denying me?

u kw wia i come from,im ladies r entitled to marrying more dan 2husband at the same time

so,u r highly invited!!!

Me i no mind then - if the terms and conditions be like that

where d the invite dey sef

Element G:

hmm now dats wat i call a lady's gallery of men

blackie, which number u dey for her gallery?

wich one be ur own element G?
no put mouth join couples' matter oh!!!

blacksta:

Me i no mind then - if the terms and conditions be like that

where d the invite dey sef

wia eva u want it to be babie

cynthoney:

wich one be your own element G?
no put mouth join couples' matter oh!!!

aahh sorry, am really sorry, was just spicing up d matter anyway av fun wit ur luv life

cynthoney:


wia eva u want it to be babie

make we start with fb

Element G:

hmm now dats wat i call a lady's gallery of men

blackie, which number u dey for her gallery?

your mouth like 3some - u wan enter.

Element G:

aahh sorry, am really sorry, was just spicing up d matter anyway av fun wit your luv life

ma luv life no be public matter!
wen we r hving a fight,we go invite u
but now,we dey joli joli,we no nid u yet

blacksta:

make we start with fb

aiite hunie!

cynthoney:

ma luv life no be public matter!
wen we r hving a fight,we go invite u
but now,we dey joli joli,we no nid u yet

aiite hunie!

Lol - abeg have mercy on Element  -before the guy dissolve.

cynthoney:

ma luv life no be public matter!
wen we r hving a fight,we go invite u
but now,we dey joli joli,we no nid u yet

i don hear oooo

Element G:

i don hear oooo

element G,u still dey here?

abeg,blackie and i need some privacy

cynthoney:

element G,u still dey here?

abeg,blackie and i need some privacy

okay, okay, am leaving now, enjoy urselves

Cyhoney

I see am o  - Element run fast abeg  - i wan enter bees nest - i go eat honey tire

blacksta:

Cyhoney

I see am o - Element run fast abeg - i wan enter bees nest - i go eat honey tire

u go fear honey na!

hv u seen that cartoon "bee movie" or something?

Element G:

When they got home, the mailman was lying dead on their porch.