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Oh, If Only! by EfemenaXY: 12:15am On Aug 27, 2010 |
A woman woke in the middle of the night to find her husband missing from their bed. In the stillness of the house, she could hear a muffled sound downstairs. She went downstairs and looked around, still not finding her husband. Listening again, she could definitely hear moaning. She went down to the basement to find her husband, crouched in the corner facing the wall, sobbing. "What's wrong with you?" she asked him. "Remember when your father caught us together when you were 16?" he replied. "And remember, he said, I had two choices - I could either marry you, or spend the next 20 years in prison." Baffled, she said, "Yes, I remember. So?" "I would have gotten out today." |
Re: Oh, If Only! by Vic2k3(m): 4:06am On Aug 27, 2010 |
9ice complicated joke |
Re: Oh, If Only! by sledge406: 5:37am On Aug 27, 2010 |
Re: Oh, If Only! by EfemenaXY: 9:09am On Aug 27, 2010 |
Vic2k3: Thanks! |
Re: Oh, If Only! by ElementG(m): 9:13am On Aug 27, 2010 |
Oh GOD, now dat is wat i call a miserable condition, chai see suffering, efe keep dis jokes coming, i lov'em |
Re: Oh, If Only! by Basildon1(m): 9:31am On Aug 27, 2010 |
This joke is nice |
Re: Oh, If Only! by EfemenaXY: 9:51am On Aug 27, 2010 |
Thanks guys I aim to please |
Re: Oh, If Only! by cynthoney(f): 10:34am On Aug 27, 2010 |
;d ;d ;d |
Re: Oh, If Only! by EfemenaXY: 11:52am On Aug 27, 2010 |
and here's one more for the road Dutiful wives Three men were sitting together bragging about how they had given their new wives duties. Terry had married a woman from America, and bragged that he had told his wife she needed to do all the dishes and housework. He said that it took a couple days but on the third day he came home to a clean house and the dishes were all washed and put away. Jimmie had married a woman from Canada. He bragged that he had given his wife orders that she was to do all the cleaning, dishes, and the cooking. He told them that the first day he didn't see any results, but the next day it was better. By the third day, his house was clean, the dishes were done, and he had a huge dinner on the table. The third man had married an Australian girl. He boasted that he told her that her duties were to keep the house cleaned, dishes washed, laundry and ironing twice a week, lawns mowed, windows cleaned and hot meals on the table for every meal. He said the first day he didn't see anything, the second day he didn't see anything, but by the third day most of the swelling had gone down and he could see a little out of his left eye. Enough to fix himself a bite to eat, load the dishwasher, and call a handyman. God Bless Australian Women. |
Re: Oh, If Only! by cynthoney(f): 12:18pm On Aug 27, 2010 |
good one |
Re: Oh, If Only! by Vic2k3(m): 12:20pm On Aug 27, 2010 |
Lol efe tnx 4 da advice |
Re: Oh, If Only! by EfemenaXY: 12:23pm On Aug 27, 2010 |
awww c'mon babes - I never claimed to be Australian I'm Nija through and thru. . . *winks* |
Re: Oh, If Only! by Vic2k3(m): 12:29pm On Aug 27, 2010 |
I know jxt teasing lol |
Re: Oh, If Only! by ElementG(m): 12:36pm On Aug 27, 2010 |
umn guys i need to go now, i need to av some rest, see ya later |
Re: Oh, If Only! by EfemenaXY: 12:46pm On Aug 27, 2010 |
okay - then Element take care |
Re: Oh, If Only! by bibs(f): 1:09pm On Aug 27, 2010 |
both jokes are tight dearie. more pls. |
Re: Oh, If Only! by EfemenaXY: 10:02pm On Aug 28, 2010 |
Thanks girl - I'll try |
Re: Oh, If Only! by blacksta(m): 11:18pm On Aug 28, 2010 |
rubbish i have seen first one before .Efe how far |
Re: Oh, If Only! by EfemenaXY: 12:54am On Aug 29, 2010 |
Oga Blacksta I'm fine, thank you |
Re: Oh, If Only! by StudioCFR(m): 8:48am On Aug 29, 2010 |
I Nearly laugh |
Re: Oh, If Only! by yinkalink(f): 5:44pm On Aug 29, 2010 |
not bad. kip 'em coming girl |
Re: Oh, If Only! by EfemenaXY: 12:20am On Aug 31, 2010 |
I'll try - thanks Yinka |
Re: Oh, If Only! by yinkalink(f): 6:26pm On Sep 18, 2010 |
you're welcome |
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