I am losing my mind right now. Nairalanders I'm heart broken again and I'm tired and fed up. I'm 22 (twenty two) and My relationship of 30 years as in I mean good thirty years just ended, she broke my heart seriously and to add salt to my injury, my other girlfriend that we have been in relationship for 22 years too did the same.
I guess you guys just been wondering and pondering how come a 22 years old guy lost a relationship of 30 years and 22 years respectively.

Full details :
My mom told me that when she was almost 9 months pregnant (na me dey her belle), a woman brought her daughter of 8 years saying if my mom give birth to a boy, she wud gladly give her daughter to the baby boy. Fortunately for me, I came out and I started the relationship with the lady. Now my relationship on 30 years just went down the drain. I want to cry oooo

Secondly, shortly before my mum gave birth to me, she said another pregnant neighbor came and told her that she is having a female and if possible my mum give birth to a male child, she wud gladly give her daughter to me. We were born in the same month, and we started dating officially after our naming ceremony. Now she has gained admission into a university and told me that she's got a new boyfriend.
Note: the boyfriend did what I didn't do for 22 years, he disvirgined her... Shitttttttt

I need your advice people, Pls I'm so sad now

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I need your advise, Should I kill myself or move on with my life

If I say your mad now, e go be like say I de curse u

But anyways buy better sniper not fake

Homeboiy:
If I say your mad now, e go be like say I de curse u


But anyways buy better sniper not fake

if you say he is mad??
You fall my hand oooo...
He is mad na...person wey dey craze fr head

Beware of 9ja weed. 9ja weed in act.

This story does not make sense to me

So you mean suicide is the solution to your predicament...... If you want to commit suicide just email me and tell me where you dropped your car key and other valuables... then you can go to the popular site 3rd mainland bridge then do the needful..... cause I don't see any reason why you must choose suicide as the next action because of 30 years relationship you mean it's all over.... man up and stop behaving like a kid

nwachukwu9:
This story does not make sense to me

Part of your crew

u are 22 and u ve been in a relationship for 30yrs
okay.

Hmmm...you were already an eligible bachelor in the womb. All the girls and even the unborn ones were rushing you.

Now that both didn't work, you could go to the hospital where you were born to get a list of girls that were born the same day as you and take it from there.

You will be fine

Oh please please don't commit suicide....i can use you for rituals instead. Please do t waste away

Stop stealing your neighbor WiFi..

Lol. This is the day’s #ParodyThreadOfTheWeek.

30 and 22 years old weed is reacting in ur brain respectively

U are not happy.....Urs last up to 4years

No need to panic. If Op can call these trash his relationship for 30 years, suicide most probably means taking siesta to him.

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earthsync:
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Don't you book space on my thread. Okay

Timekeeper:



Don't you book space on my thread. Okay

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take ASAP

Nonsensical nonsense

Eleyi gidi gan

Funny post. I love the humour.

na so dem de dash woman for una side

This guy has smoked the highest class of weed. KWALE weed

I can't even stop laughing .. Op, hope ur brain no dey overwork lyk dis

The girl was introduced to you mother when she was eight years old. You have dated the girl your entire life while she has only dated from the age of eight. So if you did basic arithmetic then you should know that your calculation is wrong.

Kidney, heart, you know nah!!! Human parts is very lucrative biz instead of waste it all, look for those buyers and freely donate

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