What’s the weirdest thing a guest has done at your house?

This nîgga Stole my 32gb flash drive

Bitch Messed up my Toilet.. Goddamnn !!

Stunk up the living room with smelly shoes. It was so bad all the mosquitoes died the next day.

Finished a tin of Milo and milk in just 3days, I mean who does that? She was just took advantage of the fact, that I told her to feel at home.

He never ran out of women coming around to have sex with him. All kinds of women - tall, short, wealthy, poor, dark, light, biracial. Every two or three days there was a different one. He made use of the kitchen more than I did, made use of the living room more than I did, heck he made use of the electricity and water more than I did.
I became the guest in my own house because I'm hardly home.

Barry you're a big fool.

1. Asking me to come pick her up and drop her off..abeg are you my girlfriend? Stay your house. If you value me, you would come by urself, I'll show u hospitality then I can now drop you off.

2. Wanted to steal my picture, for only God knows what. But I caught her in d act.

Spat phlegm on a rag. Imagine the disgust when I needed to clean with the rag

That was irritating

I don't consider any act weird from a guest.