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Nag! Nag! Nag! by Mimiz(f): 6:15pm On Aug 30, 2010 |
An attorney got home late one evening, after a very taxing day trying to get a stay of execution for a client, James Wright, who was due to be hanged for murder at midnight. His last-minute plea for clemency to the governor had failed and he was feeling worn out and depressed. As soon as he got through the door at home, his wife started on him about, What time of night do you call this? Where have you been?" and on and on and on! Too shattered to play his usual role in this familiar ritual, he went and poured himself a shot of whisky and headed off for a long hot soak in the bathtub pursued by the predictable sarcastic remarks. While he was in the bath, the phone rang. The wife answered and was told that her husband's client had been granted his stay of execution after all. Finally realizing what a day he must have had, she decided to go upstairs to give him the good news. As she opened the bathroom door, she was greeted by the sight of her husband's rear end as he was bent over naked drying his legs and feet. "They're not hanging Wright tonight," she said. He whirled around and screamed,"FOR CRYING OUT LOUD, WOMAN, DON'T YOU EVER STOP!" |
Re: Nag! Nag! Nag! by ElementG(m): 6:19pm On Aug 30, 2010 |
thank God, a female finally realises the feminine disease ![]() ![]() ![]() |
Re: Nag! Nag! Nag! by Mimiz(f): 6:20pm On Aug 30, 2010 |
^^ Lol! If u say so man ![]() |
Re: Nag! Nag! Nag! by ElementG(m): 6:26pm On Aug 30, 2010 |
ur really one of a kind, other girls would argue instead ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
Re: Nag! Nag! Nag! by Vic2k3(m): 6:27pm On Aug 30, 2010 |
Element pls can u help direct me 2 where jokes is? ;d |
Re: Nag! Nag! Nag! by Mimiz(f): 6:36pm On Aug 30, 2010 |
^^ you need to open up your mind to new possibilities and read between the lines man ![]() @Element - thanks, I'll take that as a compliment then ![]() |
Re: Nag! Nag! Nag! by ElementG(m): 6:41pm On Aug 30, 2010 |
@vicks the joke is there, smiling at u boldly (figure dat out) ![]() ![]() ![]() |
Re: Nag! Nag! Nag! by Mimiz(f): 6:46pm On Aug 30, 2010 |
^^ Don't pressurize his brain cells Element The joke is intended for the consumption of intelligent people only ![]() @Vick2k3 - never mind, I'll search for a simpler joke for you man. . . ![]() ![]() |
Re: Nag! Nag! Nag! by Vic2k3(m): 6:51pm On Aug 30, 2010 |
WTF!!! U fink is a cool joke don't u cos element compliments it lemme tell u it is the DUMBEST, DAFTEST joke i seen in whole fu.ukk.ing life ***SCOFFS*** |
Re: Nag! Nag! Nag! by ElementG(m): 6:52pm On Aug 30, 2010 |
huh mimiz, vicks is my brother and i knw hw intelligent he is, i could actually make u pay by just asking u a riddle dat u wont be able to solve till d next millenium ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
Re: Nag! Nag! Nag! by Mimiz(f): 6:57pm On Aug 30, 2010 |
Vic2k3: **sniggers** Element G: Birds of the same feather eh? Only that one of you comes across as being more intelligent & mature than the other. . . ![]() ![]() ![]() |
Re: Nag! Nag! Nag! by ElementG(m): 7:13pm On Aug 30, 2010 |
well whatever u call me goes for my brother too, so u got no choice than to accept ur fate ![]() ![]() |
Re: Nag! Nag! Nag! by Mimiz(f): 7:18pm On Aug 30, 2010 |
hmmm. . . you're not scared of him though are you Element?? ![]() ![]() |
Re: Nag! Nag! Nag! by ElementG(m): 7:23pm On Aug 30, 2010 |
oh puhleeze, element is still element besides when u get to knw element better, u'll find out he aint d scared type but d lively type ![]() ![]() ![]() |
Re: Nag! Nag! Nag! by Vic2k3(m): 7:25pm On Aug 30, 2010 |
***area closed reason toasting in progress ******i pray element is successful lol*** |
Re: Nag! Nag! Nag! by Mimiz(f): 7:29pm On Aug 30, 2010 |
shame on you Vicks ![]() ![]() |
Re: Nag! Nag! Nag! by ElementG(m): 7:30pm On Aug 30, 2010 |
vicks u are a cow, i feel like slapping ur windpipe now, wats ur own and by d way who is toasting ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
Re: Nag! Nag! Nag! by Vic2k3(m): 7:35pm On Aug 30, 2010 |
R o t f l m h o |
Re: Nag! Nag! Nag! by ElementG(m): 7:39pm On Aug 30, 2010 |
but man dat girl is kinda cute, but man let me still stick to my tanimz even though am yet to approach her ![]() ![]() |
Re: Nag! Nag! Nag! by Vic2k3(m): 7:41pm On Aug 30, 2010 |
As a friend i will advice u to go 4 the kill. I shud if not i have found my efe |
Re: Nag! Nag! Nag! by ElementG(m): 7:45pm On Aug 30, 2010 |
hmm, u dont expect me to change dat thread to be for mimiz, so lets just say dat i let d case rest for nw, am sure she doesnt even like me as u think she does |
Re: Nag! Nag! Nag! by Mimiz(f): 7:46pm On Aug 30, 2010 |
Oh my gosh!! I'm still here you know - c'mon guys stop discussion over ma head!! ![]() ![]() |
Re: Nag! Nag! Nag! by blacksta(m): 7:47pm On Aug 30, 2010 |
Nag to death - lol |
Re: Nag! Nag! Nag! by ElementG(m): 7:48pm On Aug 30, 2010 |
Mimiz: lets just say dat ur cute, dats y we cant stop talking about u ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
Re: Nag! Nag! Nag! by Vic2k3(m): 7:49pm On Aug 30, 2010 |
**Whispering** thats ladies 4 u. They prefer dying in silence**disclamer no b vic2k3 say am o** |
Re: Nag! Nag! Nag! by ElementG(m): 7:53pm On Aug 30, 2010 |
hmmm, is dat true mimi? say ur mind ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
Re: Nag! Nag! Nag! by Mimiz(f): 7:54pm On Aug 30, 2010 |
what?? About me dying in silence? - No, I'm most certainly not!! I dey talk am as I see am o! ![]() ![]() |
Re: Nag! Nag! Nag! by ElementG(m): 7:57pm On Aug 30, 2010 |
i dey feel u mimiz, u get swagga jor |
Re: Nag! Nag! Nag! by Mimiz(f): 8:00pm On Aug 30, 2010 |
Thanks bros |
Re: Nag! Nag! Nag! by blacksta(m): 8:03pm On Aug 30, 2010 |
u try small - i score 3/10 - lol |
Re: Nag! Nag! Nag! by Mimiz(f): 8:05pm On Aug 30, 2010 |
^^ okay - np. |
Re: Nag! Nag! Nag! by blacksta(m): 8:06pm On Aug 30, 2010 |
Mimiz: that score good so far - abi make i add 1 more mark - lol |
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