An attorney got home late one evening, after a very taxing day trying to get a stay of execution for a client, James Wright, who was due to be hanged for murder at midnight. His last-minute plea for clemency to the governor had failed and he was feeling worn out and depressed.

As soon as he got through the door at home, his wife started on him about, What time of night do you call this? Where have you been?" and on and on and on!

Too shattered to play his usual role in this familiar ritual, he went and poured himself a shot of whisky and headed off for a long hot soak in the bathtub pursued by the predictable sarcastic remarks.

While he was in the bath, the phone rang. The wife answered and was told that her husband's client had been granted his stay of execution after all.

Finally realizing what a day he must have had, she decided to go upstairs to give him the good news.

As she opened the bathroom door, she was greeted by the sight of her husband's rear end as he was bent over naked drying his legs and feet.

"They're not hanging Wright tonight," she said.

He whirled around and screamed,"FOR CRYING OUT LOUD, WOMAN, DON'T YOU EVER STOP!"

thank God, a female finally realises the feminine disease

^^ Lol!

If u say so man

ur really one of a kind, other girls would argue instead

Element pls can u help direct me 2 where jokes is? ;d

^^ you need to open up your mind to new possibilities and read between the lines man

@Element - thanks, I'll take that as a compliment then

@vicks

the joke is there, smiling at u boldly (figure dat out)

^^ Don't pressurize his brain cells Element

The joke is intended for the consumption of intelligent people only

@Vick2k3 - never mind, I'll search for a simpler joke for you man. . .

WTF!!! U fink is a cool joke don't u cos element compliments it lemme tell u it is the DUMBEST, DAFTEST joke i seen in whole fu.ukk.ing life ***SCOFFS***

huh mimiz, vicks is my brother and i knw hw intelligent he is, i could actually make u pay by just asking u a riddle dat u wont be able to solve till d next millenium  

Vic2k3:

WTF!!! U fink is a cool joke don't u cos element compliments it lemme tell u it is the DUMBEST, DAFTEST joke i seen in whole fu.ukk.ing life ***SCOFFS***

**sniggers**

Element G:

huh mimiz, vicks is my brother and i knw hw intelligent he is, i could actually make u pay by just asking u a riddle dat u wont be able to solve till d next millenium

Birds of the same feather eh? Only that one of you comes across as being more intelligent & mature than the other. . .

well whatever u call me goes for my brother too, so u got no choice than to accept ur fate

hmmm. . . you're not scared of him though are you Element??

oh puhleeze, element is still element besides when u get to knw element better, u'll find out he aint d scared type but d lively type

***area closed reason toasting in progress ******i pray element is successful lol***

shame on you Vicks

vicks u are a cow, i feel like slapping ur windpipe now, wats ur own and by d way who is toasting

R o t f l m h o

but man dat girl is kinda cute, but man let me still stick to my tanimz even though am yet to approach her

As a friend i will advice u to go 4 the kill. I shud if not i have found my efe

hmm, u dont expect me to change dat thread to be for mimiz, so lets just say dat i let d case rest for nw, am sure she doesnt even like me as u think she does

Oh my gosh!!

I'm still here you know - c'mon guys stop discussion over ma head!!  

Nag to death - lol

Mimiz:

Oh my gosh!!

I'm still here you know - c'mon guys stop discussion over ma head!!  

lets just say dat ur cute, dats y we cant stop talking about u

**Whispering** thats ladies 4 u. They prefer dying in silence**disclamer no b vic2k3 say am o**

hmmm, is dat true mimi? say ur mind

what??

About me dying in silence? - No, I'm most certainly not!!

I dey talk am as I see am o!

i dey feel u mimiz, u get swagga jor

Thanks bros

u try small - i score 3/10 - lol

^^ okay - np.

Mimiz:

^^ okay - np.

that score good so far - abi make i add 1 more mark - lol