1. If you're dark complexioned it won't work. So, bleach your skin until it glows. If you're light complexioned tone your skin and let it shine like bright light.
2. Search for male friends who're married and look successful. It's quite easy to do. Patiently scroll down your friends friend's list. Bachelors and young men are broke and therefore not eligible clients, if you fall into their trap they will scam you and steal your phones and valuables. Go for older dudes. The older the better. Make sure you have up to three thousand matured men friends and you're good to go. Single men will serenade you with "likes" and " comments" but you can't get a Kobo from them.
3. Make sure you have a good camera for capture and an application to edit and enhance your pictures.
4. The big deal are your pictures. Your face must be well made up and your nails sparkling. Have a good makeup artist prepare you for your photoshoot. This is fine art and must be methodical. You must master your facial expressions. You must know how to be serious and know how to smile and laugh for effects and you must also know how to be carefree.
4. You must select your locations most carefully. Snap only in beautiful environments. You can snap on a street in Lekki or GRA or by the gate of a posh mansion. I know you are not the church person but you must locate the best churches and snap there. You can also snap at eateries, parties and big hotels.
5. You must post pictures everyday. The trick is to buy cheap Okrika clothes or borrow from friends or hire from laundry shops. You must not be caught repeating dresses.
6. The next art you must master is the pose. You must know how to pose. You must be alluring and seductive. You're not the only hustler on Facebook. The competition is fierce and so you must do your best and be your best to be attractive to the lecherous men prowling Facebook on heat. If you're endowed don't hide it, if you are blessed by God with the right curves and mammary glands don't be shy to display it. If you got it flaunt it.
7. Don't post only your pictures. Back it up with quotable quotes to give a semblance of intelligence.
8. Soon your inbox will be flooded by sex starved middle age men looking for a fling or an affair. This is the time to be witty and crafty. If they ask for your phone number tell them your phone is bad or was stolen and that you're using your sister's phone. You can't be a Facebook ashawo without learning how to lie. This is the filtration system. Thee unserious men will immediately lose interest but surprisingly one or two of them will take the challenge and get you a phone. That one is the serious one. You can give him your number and start chatting with him on phone and on WhatsApp. Never send nude pictures no matter the pressure. If you send nude pictures the guys will masturbate with it and lose interest in you. Matthew 7:8 says "Ask". Give him bills using cock and bull stories. Target guys in Abuja, Lagos, Port Harcourt, Owerri, Calabar, Enugu and Jos. Avoid Warri guys. They know your type and will beat you at your game.
9. If ever you are invited insist on flying. Facebook divas don't use road shuttle. Flying will give you the opportunity to snap pictures at the airport and on the aircraft which will raise your profile. Make sure reservation is made for you in a good hotel. Resist the pressure to stay in a private house for your safety. Facebook queens have been used for rituals or killed. You're safe in a hotel. Insist on protection. Most of this men are sick. You don't want to pick an incurable disease. Indirectly ask to be taken for shopping. You're a slay queen and should be spoilt a little.
10. Remember to pay your tithes when you return home especially if you worship at Winners, Christ Embassy, COZA or Johnson Suliaman and Chris Okotie. You don't want to eat alone. If you eat alone you die alone
Please Share so Some Sisters can learn too...

Doris kumuche

Chru

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If you're dark complexioned it won't work. So, bleach your skin until it glows. If you're light complexioned tone your skin and let it shine like bright light.

This is Victorian

lol.

This is worthy to be featured on the front page

This one off me.. But educative!!!

IkpuMmadu:

1. If you're dark complexioned it won't work. So, bleach your skin until it glows. If you're light complexioned tone your skin and let it shine like bright light.
2. Search for male friends who're married and look successful. It's quite easy to do. Patiently scroll down your friends friend's list. Bachelors and young men are broke and therefore not eligible clients, if you fall into their trap they will scam you and steal your phones and valuables. Go for older dudes. The older the better. Make sure you have up to three thousand matured men friends and you're good to go. Single men will serenade you with "likes" and " comments" but you can't get a Kobo from them.
3. Make sure you have a good camera for capture and an application to edit and enhance your pictures.
4. The big deal are your pictures. Your face must be well made up and your nails sparkling. Have a good makeup artist prepare you for your photoshoot. This is fine art and must be methodical. You must master your facial expressions. You must know how to be serious and know how to smile and laugh for effects and you must also know how to be carefree.
4. You must select your locations most carefully. Snap only in beautiful environments. You can snap on a street in Lekki or GRA or by the gate of a posh mansion. I know you are not the church person but you must locate the best churches and snap there. You can also snap at eateries, parties and big hotels.
5. You must post pictures everyday. The trick is to buy cheap Okrika clothes or borrow from friends or hire from laundry shops. You must not be caught repeating dresses.
6. The next art you must master is the pose. You must know how to pose. You must be alluring and seductive. You're not the only hustler on Facebook. The competition is fierce and so you must do your best and be your best to be attractive to the lecherous men prowling Facebook on heat. If you're endowed don't hide it, if you are blessed by God with the right curves and mammary glands don't be shy to display it. If you got it flaunt it.
7. Don't post only your pictures. Back it up with quotable quotes to give a semblance of intelligence.
8. Soon your inbox will be flooded by sex starved middle age men looking for a fling or an affair. This is the time to be witty and crafty. If they ask for your phone number tell them your phone is bad or was stolen and that you're using your sister's phone. You can't be a Facebook ashawo without learning how to lie. This is the filtration system. Thee unserious men will immediately lose interest but surprisingly one or two of them will take the challenge and get you a phone. That one is the serious one. You can give him your number and start chatting with him on phone and on WhatsApp. Never send nude pictures no matter the pressure. If you send nude pictures the guys will masturbate with it and lose interest in you. Matthew 7:8 says "Ask". Give him bills using cock and bull stories. Target guys in Abuja, Lagos, Port Harcourt, Owerri, Calabar, Enugu and Jos. Avoid Warri guys. They know your type and will beat you at your game.
9. If ever you are invited insist on flying. Facebook divas don't use road shuttle. Flying will give you the opportunity to snap pictures at the airport and on the aircraft which will raise your profile. Make sure reservation is made for you in a good hotel. Resist the pressure to stay in a private house for your safety. Facebook queens have been used for rituals or killed. You're safe in a hotel. Insist on protection. Most of this men are sick. You don't want to pick an incurable disease. Indirectly ask to be taken for shopping. You're a slay queen and should be spoilt a little.
10. Remember to pay your tithes when you return home especially if you worship at Winners, Christ Embassy, COZA or Johnson Suliaman and Chris Okotie. You don't want to eat alone. If you eat alone you die alone
Please Share so Some Sisters can learn too...

Doris kumuche

Chru

Gospel truth.

Well.. well.. this was so insightful.

lol

wow

this is frontpage worthy and come to think of it i have noticed this trend on facebook with ladies writing religious quotes and at the end of the quote they will upload a pix showing them flaunting their big buttocks if yjey are blessed with a back or flaunting their frontage. Its all good sha cos we guys arnt complaining.

Na so

This write up made me laugh so hard.

The real runs babe have ported to IG,baddoo, Inmessage and co.
Facebook is too boring for them to ply their trade there

Laughing real hard

ok

Well done for posting such an encouraging topic, well done sir

lol

lol

hmm,very interesting and quite educative,I don't see anything wrong in advertising goods for sale, after all u can't sale a goat in the house,it has to go to the market.

virgoquin:
This write up made me laugh so hard.


The real runs babe have ported to IG,baddoo, Inmessage and co.

Facebook is too boring for them to ply their trade there

I had to delete Badoo from my phone. I was hoping to meet someone for an old-fashioned date but instead, I noticed that it's prostitutes that are all over the place