Enireqx20:
Abeg, I need a job o. I be GT. I no understand wetin nnpc dey do. If you get link for me abeg pm me. Thanks in anticipation

GeniusOla:


Lol, enireqx are u kidding me?

Rexmy:
Naso o... a classmate actually!

Beeam:
At all

When I saw ppl with Green suits, yellow shirt, purple tie and orange brooch on the interview date, I knew d competition had masquerades in attendance.

At dis point, any road na road.

Mitocyan:
c12112 abeg any update?

Beeam:
At all

When I saw ppl with Green suits, yellow shirt, purple tie and orange brooch on the interview date, I knew d competition had masquerades in attendance.

At dis point, any road na road.

lakaute:
Success notification coming on or b4 Tuesday.

Rexmy:
FUNAAB really needs to be greatly represented at the Towers

HIBEETECH2018:
Will you keep quiet? Na ur life. U know wetin eyes don see? Money didn't motivate me to apply for nnpc. The love for my country is one of my reasons. With money, I will send my children to good schools in Nigeria. Come out of the country, then compare and contrast. Have you ever experienced -1°C in your life? No even vex me.

GeniusOla:


Lol, enireqx are u kidding me?

Teaser4:
high school mate too(AGSOBA!! Up School)...but the dude dey claim 24 years old...na football age sha..

nihelimitretep:


No, she is kidney you

Rexmy:
The age na market strategy lol... You just have to fit in yourself to where you find yourself. Dude is making his cash anyway. Make Almighty God give us too the Grace to make our own living through NNPC.

Teaser4:
Beeam is here.

GeniusOla:


Baba teaser4, the igwe of memes, i sigth u.

Beeam:
I refuse evil alert...

Ksslib:

Spot on. The thread is a goldmine. So many things to learn from.

Thank you. Always found the typical novel-ish type of writing boring for me. I tend to lean more towards the creative side of things where one can freestyle in any direction the spirit flows, without worrying about the technicalities and placement of an Oxford comma.

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Erm.. I just realized it would be totally foolish to have the audience of such a diverse, high-achieving group and not shoot my shot. My helper could be anywhere.

Pls I'm a 400level Production Engineering student in need of IT placement. I'm passionate and hardworking. I'm a firm believer that anything can be achieved. My drive is not limited by the boundaries of physical contraints.

My drive for excellence in whatever I do can be likened to Thanos' determination in #Avengers - Infinity war# to assemble all the 6 infinity stones together irrespective of where each was. I cannot promise you a 7-page resume, but I'm a critical thinker and my affinity for problem solving will be refreshing to any organization or body. I will learn German in 2 days if that's what it comes to.

I dabble with creative writing and mobile photography when I'm bored, this clearly means I am an easily inspired individual. Important of all, it means I have a keen eye for tiny, important details that can easily go unnoticed.

Having been a two-time silver and one-time Engineering Dean's cup gold medalist, I understand the importance and value of team-work and being a team player. I am humble, willing to learn, and always open to new ideas.

The universe is always in a state of increasing chaos and entropy, so I understand that sometimes things will not go as planned. I understand this -- this is why I can still remain calm and perform well under pressure. I once held my urine for 4hours(due to lack of a safe & clean restroom close-by) and went to check my result. Even though I had an F in a 3-unit Mechanics of Machines course, my boxers remained dry.

I have good communication skill. As much as i cannot promise to be an encyclopedia of all knowledge, I am well-rounded and can comfortably hold my own. We could effortlessly discuss some things currently happening in the country, flash-back to the circumstances surrounding the last general elections if that's what you want, and smoothly transition to why Jon snow stabbed Deanerys Targaryen.

Lastly, I have a propensity to leave things better than I met them. The same will apply here even if I get a placement in a shrine.

Thank you

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Dear helper, if you are here, pls locate me.

Ksslib:

Spot on. The thread is a goldmine. So many things to learn from.

Thank you. Always found the typical novel-ish type of writing boring for me. I tend to lean more towards the creative side of things where one can freestyle in any direction the spirit flows, without worrying about the technicalities and placement of an Oxford comma.

**************************
Erm.. I just realized it would be totally foolish to have the audience of such a diverse, high-achieving group and not shoot my shot. My helper could be anywhere.

Pls I'm a 400level Production Engineering student in need of IT placement. I'm passionate and hardworking. I'm a firm believer that anything can be achieved. My drive is not limited by the boundaries of physical contraints.

My drive for excellence in whatever I do can be likened to Thanos' determination in #Avengers - Infinity war# to assemble all the 6 infinity stones together irrespective of where each was. I cannot promise you a 7-page resume, but I'm a critical thinker and my affinity for problem solving will be refreshing to any organization or body. I will learn German in 2 days if that's what it comes to.

I dabble with creative writing and mobile photography when I'm bored, this clearly means I am an easily inspired individual. Important of all, it means I have a keen eye for tiny, important details that can easily go unnoticed.

Having been a two-time silver and one-time Engineering Dean's cup gold medalist, I understand the importance and value of team-work and being a team player. I am humble, willing to learn, and always open to new ideas.

The universe is always in a state of increasing chaos and entropy, so I understand that sometimes things will not go as planned. I understand this -- this is why I can still remain calm and perform well under pressure. I once held my urine for 4hours(due to lack of a safe & clean restroom close-by) and went to check my result. Even though I had an F in a 3-unit Mechanics of Machines course, my boxers remained dry.

I have good communication skill. As much as i cannot promise to be an encyclopedia of all knowledge, I am well-rounded and can comfortably hold my own. We could effortlessly discuss some things currently happening in the country, flash-back to the circumstances surrounding the last general elections if that's what you want, and smoothly transition to why Jon snow stabbed Deanerys Targaryen.

Lastly, I have a propensity to leave things better than I met them. The same will apply here even if I get a placement in a shrine.

Thank you

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Dear helper, if you are here, pls locate me.

Tatabonzo:
Some people will collect their APL after masalaçin Juma'a today. Most of them r not on nairaland though.

Teaser4:
high school mate too(AGSOBA!! Up School)...but the dude dey claim 24 years old...na football age sha..

Beeam:
Me that NNPC remuneration is 10% of my current earning nko?

I just want to work there cos I hear their lunch is very good. My current office doesn't have a cafeteria....

Gbriels:
I thought I have seen all the wonders of the world until I mistakenly (I no know wetin carry my eyes go there self) see my father's age mate claiming 1992 as year of birth...At that point I just said it is finished and begin to sing...
I surrender, I surrender all....

Enireqx20:


I'm not

saxha:


Boss! Tuesday is upon us o

Swargu:
I have the purest information of all, if I say it the revolution now A and B theorist will come for my head.

All I can say is the hour is not yet upon us as many anticipated, not this week.

No mentions, no insults, I won't reply.

GeniusOla:


Lol, see what AB theory has caused o, you have believed everyone else except NNPC lol, its extra time, so the match isn't over yet, get yourself back in the game.

lakaute:
Yes, or should i check the list for your name? Lol �
What if I told you that the GMD is my “Source” ��

Cheers! �

lakaute:
Yes, or should i check the list for your name? Lol �
What if I told you that the GMD is my “Source” ��

Cheers! �

ConsistentSG:
My first comment here though I have been following as an observer.

I want to greet all members of AOLMAW.

from my sauce, the list is ready and successful candidates will be notified soon. My sauce didn't say the date.

However, if you have not been alerted with T.P, there is 80% possibility that you are among the successful applicants.

Successful candidates will not be alerted with T.P as same will be paid together with training allowance and mobilization fee at the end of the recruitment training for successful candidates.

The last batch of alertess comes this Wednesday.

I wish everyone the best.

Humbly approve my application to join AOLMAW.

GeniusOla:


Lol, see what AB theory has caused o, you have believed everyone else except NNPC lol, its extra time, so the match isn't over yet, get yourself back in the game.