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Taxi Driver by InkedNerd(f): 4:15pm On Sep 02, 2010 |
A unclothed woman boards a taxi in Lagos one night. The Igbo driver keeps staring, and does not start the taxi. he following conversation ensued. Woman: You never see unclothed woman before? Driver: I no dey look, madam. I just dey wonder where you keep the money you wan take pay me! |
Re: Taxi Driver by Eneyufuo: 4:37pm On Sep 02, 2010 |
U try. |
Re: Taxi Driver by babyme1(f): 4:39pm On Sep 02, 2010 |
![]() ![]() ![]() I know where she kept the cash ![]() |
Re: Taxi Driver by InkedNerd(f): 4:40pm On Sep 02, 2010 |
baby.me, make you tell me o. I dey scratch my head for that one lol. |
Re: Taxi Driver by babyme1(f): 5:02pm On Sep 02, 2010 |
She kept it at home. What were u thinkin? ![]() ![]() |
Re: Taxi Driver by InkedNerd(f): 5:08pm On Sep 02, 2010 |
Ehhhh, lol ![]() |
Re: Taxi Driver by ElementG(m): 5:08pm On Sep 02, 2010 |
na lie she kept it in her hmmmm, |
Re: Taxi Driver by sylve11: 5:47pm On Sep 02, 2010 |
her kpekus, right? . . . . . naked nerd, babi-mi and co, all of una don spoil finish ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
Re: Taxi Driver by InkedNerd(f): 6:03pm On Sep 02, 2010 |
^^^ Hahahaha ![]() |
Re: Taxi Driver by blacksta(m): 6:09pm On Sep 02, 2010 |
Score u 1 out of 10 - Obviously the woman was on welfare and had no money ![]() |
Re: Taxi Driver by ElementG(m): 6:18pm On Sep 02, 2010 |
blackie, why be say ur own na always d odd one ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
Re: Taxi Driver by InkedNerd(f): 6:27pm On Sep 02, 2010 |
Element G: Hahaha blacksta: ![]() |
Re: Taxi Driver by ElementG(m): 6:32pm On Sep 02, 2010 |
dont mind him inked |
Re: Taxi Driver by InkedNerd(f): 6:33pm On Sep 02, 2010 |
Element G: ![]() |
Re: Taxi Driver by ElementG(m): 6:44pm On Sep 02, 2010 |
so inked abeg post more jokes i wan laugh ooo |
Re: Taxi Driver by InkedNerd(f): 7:24pm On Sep 02, 2010 |
Ok o, I dey come back with another one. |
Re: Taxi Driver by InkedNerd(f): 7:27pm On Sep 02, 2010 |
A woman was having a daytime affair while her husband was at work. One rainy day she was in bed with her boyfriend when, to her horror, she heard her husband's car pull into the driveway. 'Oh my God - Hurry! Grab your clothes and jump out the window. My husband's home early!' 'I cannot jump out the window. It is raining out there!' 'If my husband catches us in here, he will kill us both!' she replied. 'He has got a hot temper and a gun, so the rain is the least of your problems!' So the boyfriend scoots out of bed, grabs his clothes and jumps out the window! As he ran down the street in the pouring rain, he quickly discovered he had run right into the middle of the town's annual marathon, so he started running along beside the others, about 300 of them, Being unclothed, with his clothes tucked under his arm, he tried to blend in as best he could. After a little while a small group of runners who had been watching him with some curiosity, jogged closer. Do you always run in the unclothed?' one asked. 'Oh yes!' he replied, gasping in air. 'It feels so wonderfully free!' Another runner moved a long side. 'Do you always run carrying your clothes with you under your arm?' 'Oh, yes' our friend answered breathlessly. 'That way I can get dressed right at the end of the run and get in my car to go home!' Then a third runner cast his eyes a little lower and asked, 'Do you always wear a condom when you run?' 'Nope, just when it is raining.' |
Re: Taxi Driver by ElementG(m): 7:40pm On Sep 02, 2010 |
nice one i love it |
Re: Taxi Driver by InkedNerd(f): 7:52pm On Sep 02, 2010 |
Thanks ![]() |
Re: Taxi Driver by ElementG(m): 8:01pm On Sep 02, 2010 |
your welcome ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
Re: Taxi Driver by EfemenaXY: 11:32pm On Sep 02, 2010 |
Cool joke girl! ![]() |
Re: Taxi Driver by InkedNerd(f): 2:19am On Sep 03, 2010 |
Thanks ![]() |
Re: Taxi Driver by Vic2k3(m): 9:26am On Sep 03, 2010 |
SMH <shaking ma head> i don't fink the joke is cool. I fink it is hot lol. THuMBS Up! ![]() ![]() |
Re: Taxi Driver by EfemenaXY: 11:58pm On Sep 03, 2010 |
Inky, methinks you're the queen of jokes! ![]() ![]() |
Re: Taxi Driver by oweniwe(m): 7:40am On Sep 04, 2010 |
Inkky, that was hilarious ![]() |
Re: Taxi Driver by Jossyroyal1: 1:45pm On Sep 04, 2010 |
, the money can still be kept in her ass hole, ![]() ![]() |
Re: Taxi Driver by Okijajuju1(m): 11:21pm On Sep 04, 2010 |
Inkred, thess jokes are wicked!! I like your sense of humour. Really nice!! |
Re: Taxi Driver by Kunbee: 12:08am On Sep 05, 2010 |
The first was superb, the next ![]() ![]() |
Re: Taxi Driver by StudioCFR(m): 9:11pm On Sep 06, 2010 |
Inkjet - One day u go make me proud |
Re: Taxi Driver by Kunbee: 11:51pm On Sep 06, 2010 |
But dat day isnt today |
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